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Added: May 18, 2008 Category: Funny Tags: sam   25   single   perfect   profile   dating   video   |
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The myspace link works... I think someone with a myspace account should invite him to join H666! It would work best if she had red hair. +4 reply 
I'm on it.....mua ha ha ha ha--but i'm Married, in colorado, and 5'10...not petite...but I definitely have red hair...definitely... reply 
I can do it. +1 reply 
Go Janice Go! +1 reply 
you can, but can he? reply
I AM SAM...SAM I AM replyspecialkitten3 posted 2 months ago
I wouldn't. The man's a manic depressive and he's made a film about murdering red heads. You can see it on his profile page. Then again...Fuck it! Someone invite him!! replyNorrisDrivel posted 2 months ago

He looks like 25 40. +3 reply

He lives in N.Y.C. and has a map of Manhattan on the wall??? That's a baaaaaad sign. +4 reply 
Manhattan is where is ex girlfriend lives you know the one with the red hair he uses the map to stalk her and mark down where she goes +8 reply 
where his* reply
whoa whoa whoa ...he has an ex? +4 replyLord Love Rocket69 posted 2 months ago
I reckon Manhatten is where he buried her +1 reply 
exgirlfriend...? He didn't say he dated the girl, just that he used to know someone with red hair who was special to him... You know... some friend he was overly obsessed with who would never date him in a million years? That kinda thing... Though he's still probably stalking her... +1 reply

I get a lot of pussy talking about my ex's.... +8 reply

You gotta go watch the videos on his page. He's not going to to settle! She must be between 5'1" and 5'4" and have red hair. Somebody find a picture of a red headed tranny and post it to his myspace page! :) +1 reply
I could not resist and had to go to his page....WOW..to think he has not been snatched up yet! +1 replyDiscombobulated posted 2 months ago
Put on your wig and send him a pic reply
i've requested to add him as a friend. lets wait till he responds and i'll post the pic speed :) replyspitts1980 posted 2 months ago
how about we introduce him to this one http://www.heaven666.org/another-redhead-9464.php +1 replyspitts1980 posted 2 months ago
I think s'he's perfect, lets put a lil' makeup on her and a shorter skirt, he'll dig it. reply
Thats perfect. I dont even think that he will notice the facial hair. replyoddgyrlout posted 2 months ago
Before I was blonde and lived on long island I had red hair and lived in NYC , i'm also 5'2''!!!!... whew thank god I moved... he might have found me... gah replyHolliWould posted 2 months ago
You're worried about him finding you? I live an hour south of Speed! How's that for fear? +4 replyDaredevil1930 posted 2 months ago
i'm sure theres some single 20's with red hair in NYC on the hunt for a 25 year old albino computer nerd +5 replyLearnToSwim posted 2 months ago

Albino Avenger? +1 reply

I can see lot of woman who would be just as pathetic to respond but NONE will want to be the double for his EX +1 reply 
Yeah, I think that was stupid of him to say that! but who knows bro, there are so many freaks in NYC that he might have already few in a list. reply 
Agreed - 'she was really special to me' and so I want to date a double so I can really pretend I'm still with my ex. That's not a chat-up line I've considered... reply
YOU MY BOY BLUE!!!! +1 replyCanadasmostwanted posted 2 months ago

!!!!FUTURE FLASH!!!!! Hi I'm sam,I'm 55 and I'm still a fucking loser hung up on some skank red head I paid for sex when I was younger.So please go and view my myspace page and I will be your new friend.Please,I have no one in my life,I need someone please please please.... +8 reply
Therapy... +2 replyBlockhead97 posted 2 months ago
yeeeaaahhh...hhhmmm...I hope that was a joke. Especially why he wants a red head. Good luck there buddy. replyFreedom Fries posted 2 months ago

I don't live in NY but it sounds like he's describing me! CREEPY!! reply
He strikes me as the Jeffrey Dahmer type...*shudders* replymistressXXX posted 2 months ago
Dahmer was a fag, so he'd be looking for a male +4 reply

ok, now how many of you like myself went to myspace.com/perfectprofile...? lol.... gosh. that was funny reply 
can't he settele for a two dollar whore and a bottle of red hair dye? +3 reply
Avenger of what? replyDaredevil1930 posted 2 months ago
....and I like computers???? REALLY????? Tell us more Bill NERDS!!! replysmurfspunk posted 2 months ago

He forgot to mention he lives in his parents basement. reply

he's the same shade as the wall behind him, if he wasn't wearing clothes i'd swear it was a ghost talking reply

he should turn gay reply
still doesnt have a chance! replyboogerking posted 2 months ago

Well H6 ladies, off you go and report back your findings please. Any ladies who look 50, no worries, you are really 23. reply

He looks like Sly, the guy played by Robin Williams in "One Hour Photo" movie +1 reply
I thought he was going to break down after he mentioned the one that was so special to him, that would've been awsome. +1 replydjnastynat3 posted 2 months ago

He's Andorian. reply

He's obviously trying too hard, it's not cute... It's creepy. reply

He's just my type reply

Did I just type that or think it? reply

Blue is not his color reply
hes my hero replyCrazycowboy69 posted 2 months ago

Maybe he should try another approach, how about this: http://www.heaven666.org/mr-wtf-again-26875.php reply
And you wonder why no chick will ever let you stick your cock inside her. replyLocalYounGuNNa posted 2 months ago

I sense an internet hero about to happen. +2 reply

This has to be a fucking joke.. Right??? reply
it puts the lotion on its skin. replysquizzytaylor posted 2 months ago
or get's rejected again replyDaredevil1930 posted 2 months ago

*debates on going blonde* reply
so umm why the red hair so important to you? "well uhmm ya know...i had this blow up doll...she had red hair...she was beautiful..and so tight...and then scruffy popped her with his paw...she was special..." replyILOVEANDREE posted 2 months ago
When he learns to look beyond a partners hair colour maybe then he'll find what is really important. By the looks of this video thats not going to happen any time soon... reply
i almost thought it was scripted the way he pushed his glasses up at the end. replysledgehammermessiah posted 2 months ago

is he blonde or white-haired? reply

How the hell did you get my myspace page? I even disguised myself as an Australian on here so you wouldn't twig! reply

Omg.. i would never get laid in america, if a dude that good looking cant get any.. Sheesh. reply

myspace.com/perfectmurder reply

Sam, or Son of Sam??? reply

I had to try his page - sure enough, it's a f'ing classic - even the comments on his page from others crack me up, e.g. 'trust me sometimes you can be happier without a girl. Try some porn there is some great redhead porn out there... ' - best advice ever, use porn! reply

i've found him a date: http://www.heaven666.org/dangerous-electrical-installation-27060.php reply
poor guy . i feel sorry this dude. replyRostemarine posted 2 months ago

Sam's smarter than everyone here, well, maybe not him personally; but a combined effort of the producer, director and writer. "Perfect Profile" is a 2 year old independent film. I was fooled to at first, this was too good to be true. +1 reply
well now i don't feel like such a loser. this guy needs to get out more. -1 replyhardknight posted 2 months ago
For not fucking reading. reply
not reading what your dumbass comment about him being andorian.you and sam woulds make a nice pair one loser and one dumbass. replyhardknight posted 2 months ago

I'd like to fart in his mouth. reply - [ -3 Comment by boogerking - was filtered ] Show
why the fuck did i get neged dam hate it now how they dnt show who negs u or plusses you coz he/she would get neged so badly back replyboogerking posted 2 months ago
i gotta hinch it was someone that did not read. and first guess not me. replyhardknight posted 2 months ago
sorry "hunch" been drinking replyhardknight posted 2 months ago
well i added him... imma dye my hair red.. and dress up as woman... and poke him in his eye with my thingy replyGreasedUpDeafGuy posted 2 months ago
went to his myspace.watched 2 min. and had to leave. this guy really needs help. replyhardknight posted 2 months ago
lol can anyone find/put this video on youtube? replygearsofwarcraft posted 2 months ago

This guy is so cute. He used to date a very special girl with red hair-in fact the only girl he ever dated. He should go to RussianBride.com and find a retarded red haired Russian single mother reply
Ive got $10 that either his mother or sister (or perhaps first cousin) is 5.2-5.4 and has red hair. replysquizzytaylor posted 2 months ago

Nice combover. Dude, get a clue, if you need to do a combover, be a man and shave it off. Just what every girl wants to hear is how you need her to be just like the ex GF you murdered and stuffed into your grammas cedar chest. +1 reply

fuccin albino reply
watching someone 24/7 and eating there discarded panties is not going out with them, sam! replyboogerking posted 2 months ago
publicity stunt.. and a good one at that. replyclaytonlovesit posted 2 months ago

my name's casper, but you can call me whitey! reply

bETCHA HE DON'T GET ANY ASS AT ALL! reply
gud on ya mate.lol replyjohnnysamoa posted 2 months ago
he need a cock in the ass +1 replyjoane_cd_24 posted 2 months ago
ain't that just the answer to everything??? reply

I have Found His Soul Mate!!!! http://www.heaven666.org/sexy-red-head-26955.php reply 
That's bad... tsk tsk to you! lol reply

he looks more like 40 years old reply
hey its edgar winter replyfatnazicowdicktater posted 2 months ago

Don't say you want a gal with red hair because you want her to be like your "special" person from your past... Uh... think he could manage to go outside once in a while? reply
You love computers, huh? Go figure... replyRadItsBrandi posted 2 months ago

i bet this dude is this kids dad http://www.toxicfactory.com/a-bit-of-sex-advice-890.php reply
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