TheDunwichWhore

Absolute terror

Horrifying, murderous beastly chickens chase a young boy holding their food.
by TheDunwichWhore 10 months ago (Wed, Aug 01, 2012) in Funny (SFW)
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  • kittyripper | 10 months ago | +41 -3
    That is a fowl thing to do to a child.
    • RawrRosalina | 10 months ago | +6
      this is pretty much what is going to happen if he hadnt let go of the bag
      [video]
    • love2laugh504 | 9 months ago | +1 -1
      Little did this family know, those chickens... They were fed remains of our troops... R.I.P fellas.. hope the US doesn't start importing chicken from Iraq lol..
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +2 -3
      boy screamed like a lil girl, fuck you!!!!all the lil crumb snatcher had to do was stop, open that bag and spead the contents around. Them birds were jus hungry and fowl ing the food. My kid wooda been spanked for teasin them birds,,, ya PUSSY!!
      • TheDunwichWhore | 10 months ago | +2
        I feel sorry for your kid because obviously you know nothing about them.
  • fireball80ca | 10 months ago | +29
    Run ya little chicken shit
  • PissFlap | 10 months ago | +23
    I don't like being chased by cock too.
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +3
      I wouldn't mind being chased by a few good cocks...and then fucked by them :)
      • PissFlap | 10 months ago | +1
        I don't think you'd have any problems by the looks of you ! You can get any man you want... and I am here in case you get too desperate ! ;)
    • Jfritz | 10 months ago | +3 -2
      fer real
  • Seeker | 10 months ago | +19 -1
    That really shouldnt be that funny but it really is....
  • drad | 10 months ago | +17
    No wonder they blow themselves up later on in life.
    • infantcide | 10 months ago | +3 -1
      Thats fucking hilarious
    • friendlygarfield | 10 months ago | +2
      you words have me still rolling plus to you mate :-)
      • Silke | 9 months ago | +1
        Chickens blow themselves up? I guess it's for all the chicks they's get in the after-life, huh?
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +17 -5
    Alright I'll be the one to say it....a black child would have been trained to run right into the kitchen with them.

    Big momma and her cutlery will take care of the rest.
    • TheDunwichWhore | 10 months ago | +21 -1
      R&E don't turn this into a race thing because it has nothing to do with that. I've seen pussy ass little black kids run from backyard geckos like they were alligators.
      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +5 -4
        Pussy ass black kids...backyard geckos...and alligators.

        I gotta start hanging out at YOUR house, clearly you and yours know how to have a good time!!!!
    • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +11 -1
      And the black kid would have been better at out running them..
      • scorpionking | 10 months ago | +7 -2
        AND it would have been the neighbor's chickens
    • funlover | 10 months ago | +1 -1
      1st and last chance of attempted humour for the day? ;-)
    • usernumber | 10 months ago | +2 -2
      some of the shit you say is just embarrassing... why not say something about your personal life? Why group a whole race of people together? You're doing exactly what you comment against all the time...
  • 9638866 | 10 months ago | +12 -1
    [image]
    a classic. The opposite
  • Abominableputridity | 10 months ago | +8
    I bet he eats chicken with hatred in hes eyes lol
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +7
    Thats how I get when I see clowns... Im so ashamed.
    • MrJones | 10 months ago | +4
      No shame in it brother, when it comes to the clowns Ill be cowering right beside you.
      • deleted | 10 months ago | +1 -1
        Thankyou for your support.
        • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
          What if they are naked hot female clowns?
  • CelibateRifle | 10 months ago | +5
    What was he supposed to do? There was a whole gang of them.
    • brixzereg | 10 months ago | +1
      drop the fucking food maybe
  • comaTOASTpsycho | 10 months ago | +5
    "Flash Mobbed" by "Chickens!!" Damn. ;)
  • TheFlavMan | 10 months ago | +5
    [image]Training like Rocky to the extreme!!!
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +5 -1
    Little fucktard should've dropped the bag sooner....u live u learn lil' nigga!
    • ArtemNY | 10 months ago | +1 -2
      Maybe it's his feature...

  • Dhiraj | 10 months ago | +4
    if i didnt know any better its the same kid from this video, either he was fucking with chickens this time or his parents are assholes who love to torment him, i think both


    [video]
    • TheDunwichWhore | 10 months ago | +1
      I think your right there Dhiraj. That is so fucked up of the parents. I feel sorry for that kid and lizard.
      • mammarysex | 10 months ago | +1
        but you know you more sorry for 1 than the other
        • TheDunwichWhore | 10 months ago | +1
          Yeah.. I feel more sorry for the innocence of the child and animal than the diseased nature of the parents.
          • mammarysex | 10 months ago | +1
            Never mind the Parents! You know you feel more sorry for either the lizard or the little boy, so which is it? Hurry. Everybody's waiting. Tic Toc Tic Toc Tic Toc
            • TheDunwichWhore | 10 months ago | +1
              Physically,for the lizard.
              Mentally,the child.
              • mammarysex | 10 months ago | +3
                Never mind, I will find the answers myself.
  • mammarysex | 10 months ago | +4
    There are profound truths to be gleaned from Poultry
    Shame they're so delicious
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +3
    Lmfao he finally realizes to drop the bay of food after shitting his little pants...too funny poor kid. Title matched the video perfectly..
  • WonkyDonkey | 10 months ago | +3
    I'm stern with my kids, try to teach them right from wrong, educate them with all the knowledge I have amassed in my life.... But I NEVER deride them for my amusement. Let alone video tape their shear panic.... Laugh you may, but!!!!!!!
  • pinktacoeater | 10 months ago | +3
    Catch da chicken Rocky!
  • MissFilth | 10 months ago | +3
    LOL i love how the responsible adult just films it. I'm fairly surprised it took the kid a whole 38 seconds to drop the grub. My son learned to hurl the bag of bread at the attacking geese/swans at our local park the 1st time he was big enough to walk with the bag himself!
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    • deleted | 10 months ago | +1 -1
      That's 'cause your son probably isn't a stupid mexican.
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +3 -1
    Meh...for real fun, get a gaggle of geese pissed off at you. Yeah, that'll break you from sucking eggs right quick.
    • kittyripper | 10 months ago | +10
      I lived on a farm and had turkeys and geese when I was about this kids age and I can tell you that turkeys are mean as hell too. They would chase me and jump on my back with their wings flapping while biting me on the back of my neck. There were as big as me and I was deathly afraid of them, I think they knew it too. This video brought up memories of running for the school bus while hearing turkeys chasing me.
      • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +3
        All birds are nasty.. I was attacked by a swan as a kid.. they are mean as Hell.. I can definitely see why they are thought to be former predators of ours..
      • tamponsale | 10 months ago | +3
        "This video brought up memories of running for the school bus while hearing turkeys chasing me."

        Beautiful quote
      • Down2one | 10 months ago | +2
        yeah I had turkeys too... sounds like it was trying to rape ya
  • YCMMEI | 10 months ago | +2
    This is what i was expecting when i watched the film "chicken run"
  • TheFlyingHoodlum | 10 months ago | +2
    Was I the only one that thought the kid was on fire when they first saw the thumbnail?
    • alexis1 | 10 months ago | +1
      Nah I thought he was too at first, and I was thinking how is that funny;
  • Cigarmann | 10 months ago | +2
    They should have never named him Little Colonel Sanders.......
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +2
    I almost died laughing!
  • TransformersFan | 10 months ago | +2
    OOHHH THE HUMANITY, AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +2
    Well at least he gave them what they wanted and wasn't just a cock tease...
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