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Accident

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by zoidberg 10 months ago (Fri, Jul 27, 2012) in Fail (SFW)
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  • xrapex | 10 months ago | +35 -5
    You should've pulled it out you pussy.
    • HarryWang | 10 months ago | +4
      no shit, its only 1/8 inch in..pussy...
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +5 -2
      Yeah, and the fact that the doc said that it could have hit a nerve or artery means nothing... Use your head.
      • psychmike | 10 months ago | +8
        That's just idiotic. Why not just use your other hand?
        • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
          Fapping would be horrible.
          • deleted | 10 months ago | +1 -2
            We're just all kinds of smarts.
    • Smudge | 10 months ago | +3
      It's only a flesh wound. Suck it up
  • Gabov | 10 months ago | +18 -1
    Here's how it happened...

    • Festezio | 10 months ago | +2 -5
      Well done, better posting
  • psychmike | 10 months ago | +10
    He should've manned up and pushed it all the way through.
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +12 -2
    I seen a guy pull shards of Mason Jar Glass out of his bleeding ass and this guy cant pull that knife out of his hand?
    • Festezio | 10 months ago | +9 -2
      Were you looking in a mirror?
      • HonestABE | 10 months ago | +4 -1

        [video]
        • ding | 10 months ago | +2
          not sure what's worse, jar squatter, or the fact someone spent the time to add eyes to it...
          • HonestABE | 10 months ago | +1
            thats the h6 video uploded by sickoman
        • PollyPissyPants | 10 months ago | +1
          That video had me wetting myself when it was first posted.
  • Risen | 10 months ago | +8
    geez that wasn't that bad
  • kittyripper | 10 months ago | +7
    Its what happens when this goes wrong.

    [image]
    • brohamn | 10 months ago | +3
      I think the guy in this gif came
      • deleted | 10 months ago | +1 -1
        I know I did.
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +3 -1
      [image]
  • LikeABoss | 10 months ago | +5
    seriously, if you have to hold a knife up - its a shallow wound!
    • Doberdog | 10 months ago | +2
      No shit right, if it's not staying in there on its own weight, pull the knife out and deal with it.
  • freaksh0w | 10 months ago | +6 -1
    I admire the kid's outlook on the whole situation. "eww green stuff!" "you smell like waffles!"
    • Lady Q | 10 months ago | +3
      Was hoping they would've pulled the knife out faster so I could stab the kid.
    • Mew | 10 months ago | +3
      It's a bastard food stamp baby if i've ever heard one
  • Cyclops1 | 10 months ago | +4
    Just based off of a stereotypical view of the situation,i would safely say that this was just a good excuse to get pain pills. But hey, that's just my opinion!
  • JustAHumanBean | 10 months ago | +4
    Why do I get the feeling that his hand has never been that clean before?
  • felixisdashiz | 10 months ago | +3
    The knife wound was as shallow as his pussy
  • zipper | 10 months ago | +3
    Thats Not even a stigmata, what a fuckin scam
  • kingofthering | 10 months ago | +3
    I was hoping there was a gut hook on the end of that knife. What a pussy..
  • ElFuctardo | 10 months ago | +3
    What a douche! 5 minutes of prep for a half second, two fingered tug. Metrosexuals are diluting the species!
  • fireball80ca | 10 months ago | +2
    I'd like to know how the hell he managed to do that
    • Down2one | 10 months ago | +4
      the way its angled I think his wife did it.
      • Gabov | 10 months ago | +2
        He will lear not to mess with the wife. Next time she will upgrade to something a little bit bigger.

  • lustlover | 10 months ago | +2
    The black stuff on the end of your knife is from cleaning your weed pipe with it....
  • PrinceChazII | 10 months ago | +2
    If he was trying the home kit of self reduction of the carpel tunnel syndrome from excessive fapping, his opening incision was off by three inches
  • drad | 10 months ago | +2
    I love the little kid's voice.

    "You smell like gum. You got any gum?" was my favorite.
  • Ays | 10 months ago | +2
    Are you kidding me?! What a pussy ......
  • ShittlesRainbow | 10 months ago | +2
    i really wished that knife was rusted......fuckin pussy
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