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Lions eat baby elephant alive
by zoidberg 9 months ago (Mon, Aug 13, 2012) in Violent (SFW)
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  • PissFlap | 9 months ago | +15
    It is very rare for a baby elephant like this to be so alone or so lost. One possible explanation is that human motherfucker hunters had killed the mother/herd, and the poor thing was lost.
  • friendlygarfield | 9 months ago | +10
    what amuses me - " ...eating alive " in many of these nature posts LOL
    i have still to see prey going to local butcher for their DEAD meats
    nature is tough and rough - some may call it hard and cruel - get over it
    one death is life to others - nothing is wasted in nature - it is the cycle of life
    • Henkyx | 9 months ago | +2
      I agree the above, nature can be though and rough, but.... Knowing that elephants save youngster of a herd with there life, one would expect the herd to come to the rescue. Only reason i can imagine is "human". Making us not part of nature but yet again failed in controlling it.
    • camp89 | 9 months ago | +2
      If you and Pumba start singing I'm smacking the piss outta you FG.
  • kmb666 | 9 months ago | +4
    Even lions can deepthroat!
    • ArtemNY | 9 months ago | +1
      Is this what you say to your GF all the time?
      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 9 months ago | +4 -5
        Hey Artem,

        I say it to YOUR girlfriend all of the time.

        She never answers me back....she knows it's impolite to speak with her mouthful and trust me...her mouth is full.

        Artem, her trachea is so lined with my African soup bone DNA that when she belches it smells like Soul Train.

        She's a lovely girl.
        • ArtemNY | 9 months ago | +2 -2
          "I say it to YOUR girlfriend all of the time." mmm that's a lovely 3rd grade joke... LMAO dumb fuck
          • dv8nme | 9 months ago | +1
            *Ringside announcer. (ding) " Ladies and gentlemen....R&E really came out swinging in the beginning of the first round!"... " Normally he paces himself to tire out his other opponent, but not this time"..."Dont be surprised if we see him use
            'The Biscuit Cutter' or 'Pork Chop' to get the knockout against his opponent!"
            • RIGHT AND EXACT | 9 months ago | +2 -1
              dv8nme...thanks man.

              You're a regular Cosell!!!

              But did you hear?

              My "Pork Chop" was deemed illegal and my "Biscuit Cutter" was outlawed.

              Seems the NAACP complained about the sterotypical nature of black men, pork chops and biscuits.

              Go figure.

              But I developed a new punch just for Artem...it's called the "Anal Lube".

              Just the mere mention of it's name causes him to flop down on his stomach ass up in the air!!!
              • deleted | 9 months ago | +3 -1
                Since we're off topic...

                [video]
                • RIGHT AND EXACT | 9 months ago | +1 -1
                  Oh shit!!!

                  Don't look now RonJen but I just plussed you!!!

                  For the first time in H666 history, I am in agreement with something you posted.

                  What brotherman said makes all of the sense in the world.

                  But seeing as how I know you like I know you RonJen and far be it from me to ever believe that you respect or give a damn about black people and instead are one of those so called well meaning white people that wouldn't let us sit at your table...now show me something with a white man advising his fellow white bretheren on how to comport themselves.

                  You got anything for me?

                  Show me a white man telling white people what THEY should do to better their lot in life.

                  Or is everything perfect with y'all and it's only us poor ignorant darkies that need guidance and direction?

                  Sorry Ron, I have read far too many of your comments over the years to ever believe that your heart is in the right place when it comes to anyone that is non white.

                  Nonetheless I still wish you peace & blessings.
                  • deleted | 9 months ago | +1
                    OK,here goes...

                    [video]
                    • RIGHT AND EXACT | 9 months ago | +1
                      This guy is a fucking bully that just rides roughshod over anyone who doesn't agree with his rhetoric. Damn!!

                      This was like listening to a knife fight. Fuck this guy Michael Savage.

                      My hats off to you for posting it RonJen.

                      We will always have our differences but I do recall early on our having a semi pleasant exchange.

                      It lasted for about five back and forth responses but nonetheless it was what it was.

                      Respect.
                      • deleted | 9 months ago | +1
                        Right back at ya. ;^)
          • RIGHT AND EXACT | 9 months ago | +1 -1
            I know, I know...it was incredibly juvenile of me...but you're such an easy target Artem you really are!

            LMBAO...you DUMBER fuck!

            Don't be a stranger...write back sometime.
            • ArtemNY | 9 months ago | +2 -3
              I'm a dumber fuck? You mean dumber than you are? Is it even possible? Open the dictionary of antonyms. You'll find your name next to the word "genius".
              • RIGHT AND EXACT | 9 months ago | +2 -2
                I opened the dictionary of "oxymorons" and saw that they'd taken the "oxy" off of the word and replaced it with YOUR picture.

                Your parents finally have some thing to be proud concerning your wretched ass!

                I'd like to contact them and congratulate them but ever since your birth they've managed to remain one step ahead of the press and any and all prying interlopers such as myself.

                Oh yeah they're still disappointed about your existence.

                I understand your father has NEVER forgiven his testicles for producing you.
        • RIGHT AND EXACT | 9 months ago | +2 -3
          Freeze this clip at 2:00 and you've got me and your girl personified!!!
  • PollyPissyPants | 9 months ago | +4
    Japanese lions in the back eating the ass first.
  • deleted | 9 months ago | +3
    I think the cat with the trunk was Gay Pride.
    • EyeballPate | 9 months ago | +2
      Or, maybe elephant snot is delicious.
      • deleted | 9 months ago | +2
        Indeed it is and it makes a great sunscreen too.
  • Austrialopithecus | 9 months ago | +3
    [video]
  • Cigarmann | 9 months ago | +4 -2
    awww....seeing its little trunk in the lions mouth was tough.....lions have to eat too I guess.....
    • Whadafuk4 | 9 months ago | +1
      I'm infuriated... Where are the white girls?!? Disappointing.
  • deleted | 9 months ago | +2
    Nature will kill you and kill you quick...and you don;t have to travel to Africa for it to do so.
    • dv8nme | 9 months ago | +2
      I didnt see anything quick about it! Not the version I saw anyway.
  • XantesFire | 9 months ago | +2
    You know stuff like this was happening off camera during the "Lion King".
    • Syncubus | 9 months ago | +1
      You do realize the Lion King was animated, right?
      • XantesFire | 9 months ago | +1
        An animated documentary.
  • apathy | 9 months ago | +2
    That's a game of "got your nose" extreme edition
  • drad | 9 months ago | +2
    Doesn't a predator always eat its catch alive? The hyena doesn't wait for the Wildebeest to die before chowing down; neither does the Lion.
    • electricalalchemy | 9 months ago | +1
      Every lion lunch scene I've scene (until now) involves killing the food first. Like the giraffe in the other post, at least one goes for the throat.
    • Syncubus | 9 months ago | +1
      Most try to kill by strangulation. It's pretty hard to strangle a baby elephant, though, which is likely why the one cat was trying to suffocate it via it's trunk.
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