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From: twatsickle Joined: 3 years ago Uploads: 127 |
Added: Apr 24, 2008 Category: Bizarre Tags: pussy hole baby birth funny shit |
| twatsickle | 2 years ago |
 | So, that's how Catalin was born?.... +1 reply |
 | Congratulations! Your pussy had a CAT! (it's missing 666 from the forehead though) +14 reply |
 | zerocommazero | 2 years ago |
 | Should have slapped that cow it came out of. +2 reply |
| twatsickle | 2 years ago |
 | Pussy isn't for plastic either....it's for silicone, or glass, or penis, or fruit, or wax, or .....I gotta go take care of something....... +17 reply |
| There for dicks too. reply |
| Uhhh Hence the "penis" (Look in between the glass and the fruit)...lol reply |
 | You are both technically correct; live4 for pointing out the subtle difference and betty for pointing out that they're all similar anyway. Penis is the genus, and dick is the species; i.e. there are many species under umbrella of the penis genus; dick, prick, wang, purple-headed warrior, love flute, bacon torpedo, etc. The dick's natural habitat is the nether regions of the highly muscled jock, while the nightcrawler prefers the emo crotch. The pink oboe is found on the sensitive musician type, and sick units tend to possess starfish wieners. Hope this clears up some misunderstanding. +5 reply |
| Wanna come over and play with dolls?? reply |
| That doll is a quite large. I feel a little inadequate. Maybe when the weather is warmer. reply |
| Ya know what.... I realize most women treat their Pussy's like garbage disposals...we just stuff all kinds of icky crap in there...no regard for it...I myself treat mine like the Little Love Basket it is designed to be....It only holds the best....... +1 reply |
 | that lady is disturbing. and pretty damn loose. ahhahh oh man, it still pretty funny tho. +1 reply |
| and lol just think, thats a kids toy. when she gets rid of it im sure it will go to salvation army and some lil girl is gonna buy it with dried vag juice. LOLLLL +6 reply |
 | Thats what you get for fucking that plastic dildo all the time bitch!! +7 reply |
 | She started out with barbies as a kid and has steadily progressed! +13 reply |
 | Quick put it back in +3 reply |
| twatsickle | 2 years ago |
 | I just don't know what to say cause I refuse to offend the mothers on here ....a...no I won't do it +1 reply |
| twatsickle | 2 years ago |
| I was there for a 24 hour dry birth adding pressure to my wifes bad back I won't but I will say this I think the father was a dummy +4 reply |
| Same with my daughter, but I went and got a cheeseburger. My girl tried to grab it from me so she can hit me with it +1 reply |
 | mistressXXX | 2 years ago |
| How soon sexy? reply |
 | DefiantGryph | 2 years ago |
 | Is that what happens when a woman gets fkd by a man fck doll? +10 reply |
 | No episiotomy??? Fuckin amateur. +5 reply |
 | fireball80ca | 2 years ago |
 | DEMON SPAWN KILL IT !!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH +8 reply |
 | whackattack | 2 years ago |
| They should have the decency to wash it off first. Poor kid will be called names like 'Twatsickle' all his life. +8 reply |
| twatsickle | 2 years ago |
 | she really does look preggers thats the sad thing.. +10 reply |
 | superman2050 | 2 years ago |
| Any body got the version where they give her a C-Section??? +5 reply |
 | joythief07 | 2 years ago |
 | Ddakota191 | 2 years ago |
| zerocommazero | 2 years ago |
 | oh Let me rephrase it, Couldnt have pucked a hotter Bitch??lol. reply |
| Okay class thats how babies are born! Now you can all go play outside in the first grade play yard! +3 reply |
 | lets see her do it out her ass +6 reply |
 | massageplus | 2 years ago |
| superman2050 | 2 years ago |
 | do babies normally have man boobs? +4 reply |
 | Dellamorte | 2 years ago |
 | ShadowJewels | 2 years ago |
| Hell the poor thing will probably fall out 3 months early reply |
 | TheyCallMeBALLS | 2 years ago |
 | shykitten42 | 2 years ago |
 | Dandeegirl | 2 years ago |
| Big ups to you dandee. I saw a real birth on this site and, yikes, i'm glad I ain't a lady. The sleep dep. is another matter altogether. Then there's the teenage years. I wasn't a particularly easy kid. reply |
| pedophile? reply |
 | to bad this is not the size of a real baby she will be yelling when it hapens for real +4 reply |
| twatsickle | 2 years ago |
 | I'm not saying she's ugly but this is probably the only way for her to experience childbirth. +5 reply |
 | scorpionking | 2 years ago |
 | PhotoShopWarrior | 2 years ago |
 | Freedom Fries | 2 years ago |
| PhotoShopWarrior | 2 years ago |
| Freedom Fries | 2 years ago |
| Is it a Boy or a girl? No Penis no Vagina? +3 reply |
| Freedom Fries | 2 years ago |
| Freedom Fries | 2 years ago |
 | fuck off thats not real, that babys got no privates. +2 reply |
 | True Story. When my youngest was born we had South Park on in the birthing room. Me and all the other intern doctors were watching it while my wife birthed our son. Mr Garrison asked if anyone knew the definition of Sexual Harrassment. Cartman explained it was when you were getting it on with your girlfriend and your friend comes up behind you and tickles your balls. We all burst out laughing and at that instant... my son was born. +6 reply |
| I got to tell you, you really belong to this comunity bro..... that's how an H666 baby comes to this world... +1 reply |
| You've told that story before speedy. reply |
| Uh oh... You've officially heard all my material. +1 reply |
 | 13thstepper | 2 years ago |
| My daughter was real but the mother was fake as hell. +4 reply |
 | mrs.fuckfrenzy | 2 years ago |
| mrs.fuckfrenzy | 2 years ago |
 | That's a funny kind of birth preparation class there... +1 reply |
 | jonniewaker | 2 years ago |
| 13thstepper | 2 years ago |
 | necrophiliac | 2 years ago |
 | Does she dye her roots brown? reply |
 | nipplesandbananas | 2 years ago |
| where666evil666lies | 2 years ago |
 | Wonky_Donkey | 2 years ago |
| smurfspunk | 2 years ago |
| americkanwoman | 2 years ago |
| Wow. she really dolled herself up for us. Shaved, did her hair, makeup. And now she's going to pop her new babies head with her tits. reply |
 | My question is : Where are her tits going? reply |
 | catalin ... i .... i .... iam ...... im ... im ur father !!!!!!! reply |
 | Put it back in the oven- that kid ain't done yet reply |
 | ahh if child birth was that easy reply |
| i'd like to c her hav twins. . the other doll come out her ass hole . reply |
 | shes just gross her kid plays with dad i hope she sanitizes the doll before she give it back to her kid reply |
 | RhetoricalOracle | 2 years ago |
 | good practising for giving birth, but how did they get it in? especialy legs first? reply |
| These practice dolls should come in all sizes right up to 10 pound baby size lol reply |
 | sweetliz10 | 1 year ago |
 | Awww, that woman is so fricken hot....to bad shes a psycho bitch!! reply |
| some video would be nice reply |
 | is that for real .....we all know who the dad is know ....but i thought CHUCKY died in his last movie reply |
| well what do you expect if use dildos all the time reply |
 | AmandaFields | 8 months ago |
 | CDSplitlife | 7 months ago |
 | dejennerate | 1 week ago |
