tonyt1982

Alfa Male Failure

No wonder you're mad
by tonyt1982 3 years ago (Wed, Jun 30, 2010) in Fail (SFW)
Alfa male failure
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  • jailbird | 3 years ago | +30
    Smaller dick or not he is the one walking off with the pussy.So he wins.
    • deleted | 3 years ago | +1
      and not just any pussy. thats a pretty fine female
    • b4mp3r | 3 years ago
      1 when I can
    • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago | +1 -3
      Every now and then my dear friend Jailbird drops some wisdom that can't be denied. You hit the nail on the head. Granted she'll be thinking about brothers dick later on and probably bemoaning the fact that she didn't turn around and walk off with him..but for right now? Little dick wins..big!
      • TheUlf | 3 years ago
        maybe brother is only a small time coke dealer while her fella runs the cartell. lamborghini wins over a stolen pacer anyday of the week. and judging by his knob he fucking does drive a big car...
  • irishjohn80 | 3 years ago | +14 -3
    Good girl. I wouldn't fuck a Nigger either.
    • detroitboyhot1 | 3 years ago | +13 -5
      You need a whoopin
      • TheUlf | 3 years ago | +3
        we expected R&E to reply at that point, not you
        • deleted | 3 years ago
          I prefer DB's comments any day. At least he has a sense of humor and knows we are all just joking.
          • irishjohn80 | 3 years ago
            Thanks Mysty, now get back to the kitchen and make my sammich you Bitch.
            • deleted | 3 years ago
              Would you like me to put extra mayo on your sammich like I always do.
          • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago | -2
            Shut up Mysty and leave me alone...Upon the advice of others I've backed off of you. I do have a sense of humor...it's just with people I like and respect.
    • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago
      So does this mean it's over between us Irish?
      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago
        This comment was supposed to go under Irish's remark about who he wouldn't fuck.
        • TheUlf | 3 years ago
          dude, you need to chill too. we only rip the piss out of you because it's a dead ringer for a guaranteed reply from you.
          • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago | +2 -1
            Oh I know that... type NIGGER and it's like sending up the bat signal in Gotham city!But seriously TheUlf..I didn't join H666 to free the masses or enlighten white people. I just wanted to look at crazy shit like everybody else, but by the same token I should be allowed to speak my mind. I'm not forcing anyone to read what I write. I started going off on Misty because I felt he was being unnecessarily disrespectful to women and I felt there was no real need for that. Then it got out of hand. But Cat and Supeman chilled me out. So I'm moving on and he should do the same. Peace to youy TheUlf.
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +4
    That's one big life preserver..
    • deleted | 3 years ago
      Sounds like you wanna drown.
      • deleted | 3 years ago
        Nah, just window shopping..
        • Kowboy | 3 years ago
          if you're shopping, you must be wanting.....
  • brohamn | 3 years ago | +4 -1
    Gorrilas have 2inch penis'....just sayin
    • olympicFapper | 3 years ago | +2
      That is so true and humans happen to have the largest testicles among all primates... Darwinism fails when it comes to explain how we got the largest balls.
      • TheUlf | 3 years ago | +1
        should you not simply be glad that it is that way?
        • olympicFapper | 3 years ago | +1
          • TheUlf | 3 years ago | +1
            fuck, i wish i had cock control like that. but yes - i see what you mean: tiny balls...
          • fastestfapper | 3 years ago | +1
            what u doing in a website of animal porn fapper.?
      • minear | 3 years ago
        Chimps have the largest testicles we have the largest penis. Gorrillas do not really compete with other males but the chimps just pull a train.
      • Cor3 | 3 years ago
        How exactly does Darwinism fail in explaining this. We are 1 of only a few species the has sex for pleasure, not just mating.
    • deleted | 3 years ago
      Than it must be a monkey.
      • fastestfapper | 3 years ago | +1 -3
        or prob a horse mated with a gorilla and had him. :/ fucked up world we live in
    • V1NCEN7 | 3 years ago
      Big dicks means theres many male contenders around. Biologicaly a silverback doesnt need a big dick cause hes the only one allowed to bang all the ape-chicks in the gang...
  • rumberoprimero | 3 years ago | +3
    Little dick has bigger wallet. Wallet always wins.
  • RediJedi | 3 years ago | +3
    Where's the beef?!... oh wait there it is
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +2
    I would like to cum on that chicks fore head.
    • BigToy | 3 years ago | +2
      I want to cum on her tits...
      • suffering | 3 years ago
        i would like to drop a load in her ass
    • Galactic | 2 years ago
      Big Dicks don't just come in black, they come in white, brown ...etc.
  • SolitaryConfinement | 3 years ago | +2
    surprised the whales arent cumming ashore looking for a date
    • deleted | 3 years ago | +9 -3
      Its cos whales dont like to eat people that smell, taste or look like shit.
      • fastestfapper | 3 years ago | +4 -3
        reminds me of a joke: why do sharks dont eat niggers; cuz they dont eat whale shit!
        • superman2050 | 3 years ago | +2
          Why do sharks don't eat niggers? is that some sort of American double negative trick you got going on there?
        • FATJOE | 3 years ago | -1
          sorry but its why dont sharks eat black swimmers , because they think its floating whale shit...
  • Sylvia | 3 years ago | +3 -1
    I'll chose the girl please
  • WonkyDonkey | 3 years ago | +2
    It's ALPHA but hey I'm a grammar Nazi.
  • TMcNasty | 3 years ago | +2
    Far left...too big. Far right...too small. Center...perfect.
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +2
    the white dude knows things will never be the same...
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +3 -1
    So the black dude lives in a box and the white guy drives a lambo and makes millions I guess its all even.
    • bigblackjake | 3 years ago | +1
      yes, it's true. all black people are ignorant and poverty prone, and all white people are smart and rich.
    • acorndick | 3 years ago
      boo the negger...(thats an apparent joke)
  • mammarysex | 3 years ago | +2
    1 Million Years Ago the gentleman on the left would've made more sense. In more recent ages, the contents of the skull won out over the contents of the nutsack. With ingenuity came the aimed projectile, making brawn nearly obsolete as any advantage in the gene pool. The notion that women crave Giant Penises is mythology born out of pornography, or male fantasy regarding the infliction of pain upon ladies during intercourse. I also suspect that the photo is shopped, as the black gentleman looks as though his image was inserted for comic effect. But I may be wrong, as though shadows on all the people in the photo look consistent.
    • olympicFapper | 3 years ago
      I am suspecting that you have a 5 incher just like mine...:) Regarding your suspicion about photoshop, it may very well be, as I sear I have seen the brother in some mainstream interracial porn a couple of times.
    • bigblackjake | 3 years ago | -3
      um, i don't know where you get your "myth" theory. most of the women i've known ( i stopped counting after 70 or so) have indicated they prefer a larger dick over a smaller one. some even tried to cheat on their husbands with me, but i politely declined the ones that i knew were married. so many fish in the sea.
      • bigblackjake | 3 years ago
        must be some cheated husbands here. sorry guys, but negging won't help. just learn how to use your mouth and hands.
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