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From: chrissylm37 Joined: 1 year ago Uploads: 16 |
Added: Oct 12, 2007 Category: Bizarre Tags: pump it up |
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Notice he has no ass...well it got sucked through and came out in front. +13 reply 
You're comments are getting Better and Better, and I love you more and more. +1 reply 
i laughed out loud for real +1 replyhawtchica06 posted 1 year ago
we're gonna pump ....you up! replyGeezWhatAnAsshole posted 1 year ago
si is his brain reply 
that's one fat cock looks like a cooked chicken replyheaven666arefussy posted 1 year ago
LMAO! that was good replyPopwarhomie posted 1 year ago
I wish that shit would pop! +1 replymiss_teree posted 1 year ago
as do I +1 reply 
Instant starfish :) +1 replyDead_Squirrel posted 1 year ago
he wonder's why he can't get laid +1 reply 
PissFlap gets more pussy than this guy. +1 replyUnidentified posted 1 year ago
you talk a lot of shit ...........that why u get a plus 1 reply
He has to be retarded now. All the blood has been sucked from his brain. +1 reply 
In order for this to happen he would've actually had to have a brain to start with. replyhotstuff69 posted 1 year ago
Don't you just want to smash the shit out of that with a really big hammer +2 reply 
Sledge-O-matic! +2 reply Yes I do, Plus one to you, For say the Moment of True(th). reply
Looks kinda like a frozen chicken. +1 replyRobbie_2k7 posted 1 year ago
he just doesnt deserve to have a penis, he should have a little pee hole and nothing else reply 
one more pumb and he might end up that way reply
nice way to do yourself a permanant injury thats a 7.4 on the dumbpartytrickometer reply
Do you think they get stretch marks when they do that? Just a random thought, that's all. reply 
Bet he has stretch marks around his mouth +1 reply 
As well as his asshole. replyfrickinwillie posted 1 year agoDon't know about the stretch marks, but he will get some scares of being beaten up. reply
- numb nuts replyheavenlover posted 1 year ago
The new dick in a bottle..amaze you friends wow your spouse..hell just give it to her since its dick in a bottle.... reply
For the life of me I just don't understand the stupid shit some people choose to do. At what point did he think this was a good idea? At what point did he think, "...I've got to get a picture of this!!!!...." Stupid motherfucker +1 replyRIGHT AND EXACT posted 1 year ago
Just get rid of the motherfucker will ya, obviously he doesn't want it so why keep it. Here's what ya do. Get a large rubber band wrap it around the base of his penis. After the rubber band is tight and secure head to your nearest zoo and feed it to the bears or even head to the aquarium and dangle the pumped wank to the piranhas. Don't forget to record it jackass. reply muchacho a quien salistes o aquien te pareces reply
I would pop it by needle reply
All pumped up and nowhere to go.. What a loser reply
no shit. why would you even try that. reply
- wow, thats real inteligent replyKrautHammer posted 1 year ago
apparently somebody decided that austin powers was right all along, and a 'swedish made penis enlarger' was definately a good idea. silly bastard. reply
i mean i understabd doin shit to other parts of ur body....but fuck man the penis is the most sacred part...without my dick man id rather just shoot myself +2 reply 
True story. replyjoythief07 posted 1 year ago
I want to see one where the guy goes too far and blows open his shit... replysexxxondrugs posted 1 year ago
talk about low hanging balls reply
- just knock it off... seriously. replybillybrown posted 1 year ago
- all right facial tattoos are bad enough, starfish wieners are bad enough, penis enlargement machines are bad enough, what next? are they gonna tie a thrity pound weight to the ends of thier cocks to make it longer? these sickos have got to stop some where. replyfootlicker76 posted 1 year ago
- Why, why, why the fuck do guys do this? +1 replysillygirl212 posted 1 year ago
The sick part of this is that thing has been passed around the dorm for about 2 weeks now and he is like the 20th guy so stick his dickstick in there. Whats weird is his scrotum sack is twice the size of his thighs. I like the way his T-Shirt says "Crew" he really lives up to his Shirt. replySnatch Adams posted 1 year ago
- that cant be good for the vesicles or the testicles replyDARKLORDOFWHORES posted 1 year ago
I want to stomp on it and laugh when his dick fuckin blows up. Hes probably a dumb fuckin redneck reply
He's just nuts ...would be funny if it exploded . reply
a vampires dream replyRa Scorpio posted 1 year ago
I'd like to put a shop vac to his ass and watch the dumb fuck implode. And then post the pics for all you sickos. replygunslinger77 posted 1 year ago
Brian, what do you mean we have no vases left,where am i gonna put the rest of these plantsthen replykeyser soza posted 1 year ago
ok..now what? reply
Now I know what I'm gonna be for Halloween reply
Can he get on a plane with that? At least he has something to help him float if he gets caught out on the water reply
thats scary. really. :-/ reply
If his skin split his brain might just end up in that tube. reply
Makes me sick...my husband had to close down the screen he got freaked out reply
- I hope he kept the receipt replyAnomie Strain posted 1 year ago
- He started with Baby bottles and worked his way up to 40 ouncers. replySnatch Adams posted 1 year ago
- Looks like a squid... In No way is that a turn on... Now I see why most fellas aren't turned on by a "pumped up" puss... replyAngelize97 posted 1 year ago
Free Willy! reply
Awww, all pumped up and no one blow. Someone buy that man a Camaro! reply
looks like a turkey stuffed in a jar replyspaceman37 posted 1 year ago
Thats a good boy reply
does that feel good? what purpose does this act serve? reply
The wallpaper and light fitting explain why....... reply
- It's a new college game called...."Can you stick you dick in that?" +2 replychrissylm37 posted 1 year ago
he aint gonna piss right for a month.....hopefully what a jackass reply
bigger is NOT better! :O) +1 replybxsweetlatina posted 1 year ago
we usually casturate the bylls in the south when theyget like that........LOLOLOL reply
Um, no...definetly would not do that reply
Is there Ice in the freezer?? replyQueenstoner posted 1 year ago
my cock looked something like that when i had that infection, the doc stuck a needle up it reply
fuck!!!! that sucks i think i'm gonna cut myself. reply
lol well i guess he was teased about his small pecker and tok it too far replypen_is_god posted 1 year ago
I'm so jealous, you dont even know!! replyCavalierCanadian posted 1 year ago
It looks like an alien growth. reply
stupid guy! reply
makes me think of snickers comercial for some reason....... not going anywherefor a while? grab a snickers replynookielookie posted 1 year ago
The kid who ate too many marbles 20 years later, ladies and gentleman! Give him a round of applause. replyJagged Marrow posted 1 year ago
and people wonder why theres instructions on shampoo bottles!!! For dumb fucks like this reply
No brain , no pain replywillywanker posted 1 year ago
- wtf is going on? replywilldabeast posted 1 year ago
FAGS HAS NO LOVE TO THEIR DICKS. reply
All pumped up and nowhere to go! reply
it's dangerous??? reply
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