I went into the bar fridge tonight and all I had was light beer that some visiting xmas bastard left behind.
So I had to go back upstairs and make scotch instead.
FML
I hate when I get tired of chewing my food before my plate is empty and I am full!.... ok, I know this set up all kinds of BS remarks but if you think about it, it really fits!
I like doing nothing. but i have to go to work so i can buy boose smokes and drugs
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I have to detour round homeless beggars and they don't even pay me for the inconvenience and my girlfriend won't come back from her job in France every night to give me a handjob.
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