Cigarmann

Animal And Human Sex Facts

I'm moving to Australia.......
by Cigarmann 6 months ago (Wed, Feb 26, 2014) in Funny (SFW)
Animal and human sex facts
Animal and human sex facts
Animal and human sex facts
Animal and human sex facts
Animal and human sex facts
Animal and human sex facts
Animal and human sex facts
Animal and human sex facts
Animal and human sex facts
Animal and human sex facts
Animal and human sex facts
Animal and human sex facts
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  • WonkyDonkey | 6 months ago | +19
    I wish my wife was a ferret.....
    • Robojizz | 6 months ago | +4
      My wife smells like a ferret. And builds shit forts in her cage to boot
    • WankNinja | 6 months ago | +1
      Buy wishing your wife was a ferret are you wishing for more sex? Or the death of the frigid female?
      • WonkyDonkey | 6 months ago | +4
        Make up your own mind. I'm not here for expainin', I'm here for enertainin'.
  • bttrthnmst | 6 months ago | +11
    Hahahaha how many dudes are ready to cry now that #11 has shown a puss is longer than your cock.
    • Cigarmann | 6 months ago | +8
      Ready? I cry nonstop.......
      • bttrthnmst | 6 months ago | +4
        But its different cause its only cause we don't live in Australia. Give yourself some credit.
        • Cliff89 | 6 months ago | +2
          Guess that makes me the warm up guy.
    • zebtilton | 6 months ago | +4
      No need to expand on my account.
  • ecorock | 6 months ago | +6
    The other 88% use them during sex.
    • WonkyDonkey | 6 months ago | +3
      As paypal terminals...
      • ecorock | 6 months ago | +2
        Bless their hearts.
        • WonkyDonkey | 6 months ago | +1
          Always get a receipt.
          • zebtilton | 6 months ago | +1
            Deductible as a medical expense
  • LIServiceGuy | 6 months ago | +5
    The biggest insult is that a woman will turn to a candle rather than a guy. I mean it's not like we aren't easy to find or anything....
    • MariaUK | 6 months ago | +10
      Its just that most of you don't light our flame :)
      • LIServiceGuy | 6 months ago | +9
        We would love to but you don't keep your mouths closed long enough to build up good fart pressure....
        • bobster | 6 months ago | +2
          Armageddon!
      • dronster | 6 months ago | +2
        Yeah, they only think about themselves and don't even know how to work a woman to a frenzy. Gentlemen, its nothing like porn.
        • JustenCase | 6 months ago | +1
          Yeah, they only think about themselves and don't even know how to work a woman to a frenzy. Gentlemen, its nothing like porn.

          You mean I don't have to keep on pulling out and jacking it all over her face? There is another way? Please, let me know what it is!
    • zebtilton | 6 months ago | +10
      Dorm rule number one at the girls boarding school.....Lights out at ten, candles out by eleven.
    • cigarmann | 6 months ago | +3
      yah, but a candle won't fart and fall asleep mid-way through.......
    • jrlevins | 6 months ago | +2
      I guess they prefer "whispering meadow" scent over dick cheese
      • LIServiceGuy | 6 months ago | +1
        I believe the big seller is "Summer's Eve"
    • JustenCase | 6 months ago | +2 -2
      If men masturbated with candles we would light them.
      Either because we are stupid with taking chances with risky things or to be ready for a fart.
  • deleted | 6 months ago | +5
    Imagine a retarded female chimpanzee in a fit of passion, that's like the strength of 9 1/2 men.
  • zebtilton | 6 months ago | +5
    #3 The last time I had sex, cell phones hadn't been invented.
  • sheiklloyd | 6 months ago | +5
    #4 Why were six men trying to overpower an aroused female chimp?
  • dodger1974 | 6 months ago | +4
    I have to have sex 6 times to burn off 200 calories.
  • dodger1974 | 6 months ago | +4
    Soooooooo, 27% of the women will not admit they had a one night stand?
  • NamekCruiser | 6 months ago | +3
    #7 22% chance? Thats about 22% more than the chance I have outside of Australia!
  • dodger1974 | 6 months ago | +3
    The average female orgam? Who stole the fucking "S"?
    • rabbit13 | 6 months ago | +4
      Possibly the same person who thinks the proper words are per cent rather than percent.
  • SlapnutsMcgee | 6 months ago | +2
    The furret and I have something in common
  • benjathaninja1 | 6 months ago | +2
    What is the definition of penile rupture?
    • WonkyDonkey | 6 months ago | +2
      Oh!!! I read rapture....
      • Cliff89 | 6 months ago | +1
        Alien ships with skeletal penis' along the outsides everywhere
    • Cigarmann | 6 months ago | +1
      ....I'll pm you some pic.....O.o......
    • MariaUK | 6 months ago | +1
      "Sorry darling did I squeeze to tight"
  • WartEncrustedDong | 6 months ago | +2
    I've had sex with someone out of sympathy.....I cry myself to sleep at night.
  • MariaUK | 6 months ago | +2
    100 a day is that all ???
    • cigarmann | 6 months ago | +2
      those must be some big diameter Ben Wa balls your packing!
      • fkbisme | 6 months ago | +3
        They rusted together because they've been in there since 1952.
        • t0llb00thwillie | 6 months ago | +1
          I remember the sales jingle. "Man alive 2 for 5", they sold like hot cakes!
      • morbidmental | 6 months ago | +2
        Dude she can juggle them while they are inserted.
  • fanTACHEtic33 | 6 months ago | +2
    100% of me has wanted to die after a one night stand in an average vagina out of sympathy...
  • deleted | 6 months ago | +2
    #12 is NOT true...
    • JustenCase | 6 months ago | +4
      With a name like olympicFapper you would know.
  • 2die | 6 months ago | +2
    99% of all girls who 3-way with us have multiple orgasm 😈
    • dodger1974 | 6 months ago | +1
      And, 100% of the boys!
  • deleted | 6 months ago | +2
    74% of all orgasm's I had have been with myself?

    Documented, maybe part of the problem.
  • WeVe | 6 months ago | +2
    15 % WOOHOO!
  • bobster | 6 months ago | +2
    I actually aam moving to Australia in two weeks. Better work on my poor African child look
    • cigarmann | 6 months ago | +2
      youi're not too far off........
  • deleted | 6 months ago | +2
    I have sympathy for a twat that smells like candles. Especially the Ocean Breeze tuna free scented.
  • Bacon | 6 months ago | +2
    No wonder my wife has so many damn candles....or that her twat smells like sandlewood
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