i think you misunderstood lfhpplaya, my italirish friend. What he meant was that straight penises go INSIDE pussies. Imagine trying to get that bent up contraption in one...wouldnt work too good, right?
Hmmmm but that means no buttsex either. maybe he has it on upside down? because if it went under the balls it would look like he was peeing from his bum! Imagine the fun you could have with that at a public urinal....
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in cock pain to bind them, in the land of H666 where the starfish weiners lie...
I told you Eco go to doctor and stop talking to in animal objects...it's a hook, and we hand coat on that...
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They also called him Quasimodo as he's always ringing his bell end!!!
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He must not want it anymore, which brings me on to a story of a bloke who went for a sex change ,when it was all over his mate asked him if it was painful having his cock and balls cut off,he replied no ,the most painful part was having his brain shrunk and his mouth widened!!!!!
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