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I notice no turd stains on the giant dildo so he cleans his rectum pretty damn well now if only he could clean up that stink hole he lives in the same way.
Imagine if he slipped and it got stuck. I know from a friend who used to work in casualty that some of the excuses people came out with for internally lodged objects were pretty outrageous, but that one... "Well, doctor, it might be easier to take it out from the top..."+3
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."+3
So he has a medi thing hanging on his wrist that says, if no pulse, stick your hand up my arse and take my left, then a right,... Pump if needed... If there is a pulse do the same...
Amazing...and when I say amazing I mean WTF!!! I mean how is he not dead? I kept waiting for blood to start gushing out of what used to be his @sshole.