A little Catholic boy was walking to school one morning when he heard two men talking on the street corner. One said to the other, "Yeah, I got a blowjob from a hooker uptown last night for twenty dollars, and it was great!" So, when he got to Catholic school, the little boy knocked on the Mother Superior's office door, and when she admitted him, he asked her, "Mother Superior, what's a blowjob?" She said, "Twenty dollars, same as uptown."

thanks be to god who gives us bread thanks be to girls who give us head

no, best nun porn ever would involve a thurible in her ass and a cross in her pussy.