livedoen4

Better than the beer cart

Better than the beer cart.
by livedoen4 | 2 years ago (Fri, Apr 25, 2008 6:12pm EDT)
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  • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
    Bitch should have said "fore". +11
    • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
      I was trying to sound like a rapper but came off sounding like an asshole with the "Bitch" in the beginning.
      • boogerking | 2 years ago
        Isn't That Tiger Woods Wife ?
      • withwood | 2 years ago
        da ho' shoulda said fo'... +1
  • azzhole | 2 years ago
    She's got a pretty cute putter +15
    • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
      I'd like to work on her slice. +3
      • moretech | 2 years ago
        i would do her in the rough. +3
  • OChill | 2 years ago
    A hole in one. I love this sport. +12
  • bilbohobbit | 2 years ago
    Is that a "hole in one"...? +1
    • garageflower | 2 years ago
      thats what ochill said, i guess so :P +1
      • Eden Starr | 2 years ago
        I would have considered it a twatter hazard personally..... ;)
  • jimwhitey | 2 years ago
    Wheres my 1 wood. +8
    • OChill | 2 years ago
      Don't worry about it, she prefers my driver. +15
      • jimwhitey | 2 years ago
        Like Hell I had her on the back nine at pebble Beach...You should see what she does with rocks..ha +1
        • OChill | 2 years ago
          From what I hear you never found the fairway, your shots were always off to the left, and stuck in the rough. +1
          • 13 | 2 years ago
            I am gona Mess your chat...LOL.
          • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
            That's ok putting for the hole is like throwing a golf ball in the grand canyon...or a puppy. +1
          • jimwhitey | 2 years ago
            I got mine.....And I always shot at least par.
    • azzhole | 2 years ago
      You mean you don't know???? +3
  • shakey00den | 2 years ago
    Did you know there are 3 golf balls on the moon.......just thought I would share that with you.........fuck knows why
    • saraagain21 | 2 years ago
      probably because the camera wasnt in the way on the other three...
    • curlyjoe | 2 years ago
      Please go on, you can't leave me hanging like that.
    • j18speed | 2 years ago
      You mean in the studio where we faked the moon landing? +1
    • HolliWould | 2 years ago
      Alan Shepard wanted to golf on the moon =)
  • shykitten42 | 2 years ago
    give that chick a wedge +1
  • bilbohobbit | 2 years ago
    Can I get a Mulligan...? +4
  • mrs.fuckfrenzy | 2 years ago
    I guess she's got no cock to put in that loosey goosey....so any H6 volunteers to shag this bitch? +2
    • whackattack | 2 years ago
      I'll fuck her, but only if she leaves that golf ball up there while I do it.
      • Ug | 2 years ago
        Why??? So you can finally hit the back 9??? +1
  • diamond | 2 years ago
    wow, so that's what I'm supposed to be doing when I say I'm going to play golf and I hate the sport....hmmmm *ideas to write down* +3
  • azzhole | 2 years ago
    Anyone who hates golf must be really bad at it +1
    • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
      I'm really bad and I love it.
      • azzhole | 2 years ago
        Me too I call it whack fuck cause I hit the ball it goes whack goes where I dont want it and I say fuck!!! +1
        • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
          I always take used balls unless I'm trying to impress someone. I shoot like a 105...bad.
    • diamond | 2 years ago
      When I HAVE to go play golf I usually drive the cart and drink, I can drive, but the short game I have no patience for.
    • anastasiajubilee | 2 years ago
      i prefer mini golf or putt putt! especially when drunk :) +1
  • bilbohobbit | 2 years ago
    Only 17 more holes to play...
  • nookielookie | 2 years ago
    that bitch has balls! +12
    • bilbohobbit | 2 years ago
      Is there a shot for that...? -3
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      • 13 | 2 years ago
        If you have nothing to say, Don't mess with a good comment, now stay In line and think something good to say. Twat.
        • bilbohobbit | 2 years ago
          Hurray...I have finally been called a twat...first time ever... -1
          • 13 | 2 years ago
            I know it's a good Progress from An Asshole. +1
          • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
            twat...fucked that all up huh?
            • 13 | 2 years ago
              He is 52 Year Old. Lollllzz, That's Enough Insult. I can Get bonner even when I do not want, He can't even when he wants.
              • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
                *takes cleansing breath* I agree. I love you all.
              • garageflower | 2 years ago
                I have a boner to, kinda, curved like, i dunno
                • anastasiajubilee | 2 years ago
                  does it curve to the left, right or up? +1
                  • 13 | 2 years ago
                    that's exatully how I get a boner...It goes Left, then right, then up.
  • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
    US Open Wide. +6
    • smurfspunk | 2 years ago
      will plus U as soon as I can again!
  • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
    I'd be hitting that from the golds.
  • gulfice | 2 years ago
    Big deal. I wanna see her do that with a fuckin bowling ball +5
  • whackattack | 2 years ago
    Lucky that her boyfriend is into golf, if he was a bowling man I don't think she'd have a smile on her face. +3
  • superman2050 | 2 years ago
    i like her sand wedge
    • azzhole | 2 years ago
      I like her water hazard
      • superman2050 | 2 years ago
        but isnt the ball supposed to go into the hole in golf not out?
  • 13 | 2 years ago
    She is Playing it in worng hole...
    • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
      Neg...that was stupid.
      • 13 | 2 years ago
        ok...Please everyone Neg his comment, as he asked for it, koz it is really stupid.
        • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
          *looking around...feels like he's gonna get jumped*
        • garageflower | 2 years ago
          i cant neg either of you, bastards:P i love you all like pine cones
          • garageflower | 2 years ago
            (thats alot ;) ) +1
            • 13 | 2 years ago
              Love us like Pine cones? You Fucking Penis worshiper? +1
  • saraagain21 | 2 years ago
    The thumb nail for this was quite disturbing, But it turned out to be happy. Love the face she is making, as if shes never shoved a golf ball in there before.. silly willy +2
  • sawan | 2 years ago
    She is a PUTTERFACE!! +6
  • 13 | 2 years ago
    What's the difference between Golf and Whore? Nothin...you can afford both if you have money.
    • garageflower | 2 years ago
      golf=gentlemen only, ladies forbidden
      • 13 | 2 years ago
        golf=Get out, Lets Fuck. +1
  • smurfspunk | 2 years ago
    Her face looks so retarded at the beginning, her laugh sounds like a chocked penguin at Kyoto! +2
    • 13 | 2 years ago
      Her face is so ulgy, she should donate it to the Animal Instituations.
  • shykitten42 | 2 years ago
    ok seriously if you dont play the vid and look at her pussy it looks kinda like ground beef ..not something id like to have in my tacos i tell ya ..
    • 13 | 2 years ago
      well if you do not Play the Video it looks like a Pig's Nose, only After my Hard Punch on it.
  • Jolly | 2 years ago
    Follow the white rabbit. +1
    • anastasiajubilee | 2 years ago
      fuck that white rabbit, last time i followed him i ended up naked in bumfuck and had no idea of how i got there +1
      • Jolly | 2 years ago
        You should follow me, next time then.
  • BallsDeep007 | 2 years ago
    Tigger Wood's private home movies.
  • livedoen4 | 2 years ago
    I think the golf ball says 1200 LT with a 2 below.
  • jedinite | 2 years ago
    Oh, there's the 19th hole.... +2
    • HolliWould | 2 years ago
      I think I see the 20th just behind it as well!
  • warmonger | 2 years ago
    Now if she can twist of my beer caps I'll bring her on the coarse
  • pain_whore | 2 years ago
    that laugh is so annoying +2
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 2 years ago
    Are you serious? In 3 hours nobody, on the face of this earth, has uploaded anything new? Why do you people heap this kind of responsibility on me I'll never know.. Back in a few. Hopefully with a worthy upload.. :)
  • OChill | 2 years ago
    To see more of her: http://www.heaven666.org/hottie-does-a-stick-21368.php
  • badcat | 2 years ago
    I would definetely putt from her ruff
  • Drweld | 2 years ago
    1 Hole in one!
  • Flamesack112 | 2 years ago
    That was the most annoying laugh I've heard in a long time.
  • R3dneck | 2 years ago
    Don't you hate it when you get it in the hole, and then it pops right out again?
  • jonniewaker | 2 years ago
    But can she feed baseballs to a batter in a batting cage?
  • ruark1957 | 2 years ago
    I'll let her play thru. +1
  • MetatronAtra | 2 years ago
    Hey, it's that Violet chick who fucked the shifter! She seems kind of ditzy, but I would totally hit that.
  • Spodumene | 2 years ago
    Voice from cameraman: "OwwW my freakin eye you bitch, that shit stings!"
  • DoctorKink | 2 years ago
    That girl has a great putt but hows her long game? +1
  • AlfredHugeCock | 2 years ago
    FOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!! so that's 1 hole... what will be find in the other 17?
  • FATBOYFAT | 2 years ago
    bet she cant drive that 250 yards up the fairway with her pussy
  • TriniPsycho | 2 years ago
    Ouch! My eye! Right into my eye! I better wear a face shield next time I go down on that lady! :)
  • filthymc | 2 years ago
    Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.....NOW I KNOW WHERE MY CLUB WENT
  • keyser soza | 2 years ago
    she has been a round ,because she looks a bit rough .not a nice birdie if you ask me.i wouldnt putter as ugly ,but i did feel a ping in my trousers.
  • animals | 2 years ago
    FORE!!!!!!
  • smashedtoy | 2 years ago
    nice but only a hole in one where is the other 17
  • MellowMarshmallow | 2 years ago
    tht hit scared me, i saw it coming but it was too fast for me ti think its just a golfball, whew
  • SkiOne | 2 years ago
    I thought a beer was going to come out!
  • fatnazicowdicktater | 2 years ago
    well all the puns have been used and abused. so fuck it
  • PRESIDENT | 2 years ago
    she has a nice asshole....
  • yearnfors | 2 years ago
    haha wow. thats hot =]
  • kickone | 2 years ago
    does that count as a stroke?
  • FDarkness | 2 years ago
    i bet she called for a mulligan
  • Caballero | 2 years ago
    Reminds me of Winona Rider on the Southpark movie
  • bronxbeauty8 | 2 years ago
    that actually startled me a bit
  • Tiss | 2 years ago
    fucking gopher
  • jdmek2 | 2 years ago
    FORE!
  • sixty6guns | 3 weeks ago
    Fore play...mo like it....she is cute
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