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Big ass dildo

......thats a big dildo
by moretech 6 years ago (Mon, Feb 11, 2008) in Porn (Porn)
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  • Macduff | 6 years ago | +11
    when they pull it out, her uterus plops right on out
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
      Thats like the little old lady who lived in the shoe. Ho!
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +1
      LMAO...the word "plop" is what did it.
    • Giulia | 6 years ago
      I hate the fact I have a vivid imagination, because that comment/image will now be burnt into my mind for the rest of the day DAMN YOU DACMUFF!
    • deleted | 6 years ago
      the horror the horror....in my best brando voice.
  • scorpionking | 6 years ago | +8
    She must have been raised on the farm
    • RAckatear420 | 6 years ago | +1
      lol, i had to think for that
      • deleted | 5 years ago
        Cause she got plowed?
  • porschedr | 6 years ago | +3
    OMG!!! Thats the size of my leg! anyone up for a swim?
    • moretech | 6 years ago | +3
      lol i just realized her feet are huge so i am pretty sure she would be good at swimming.
      • Mannequin | 6 years ago | +4
        Seriously... I think her feet are bigger than the dildo...
        • RAckatear420 | 6 years ago | +1 -1
          i didn't notice that, i was too distracted by her whig, fake bitch... big foot can take big dildos
          • Klamydia | 6 years ago | +2
            Well you know what they say about big feet?
            • deleted | 6 years ago | +5
              Big feet, huge gaping vagina??? Or did you mean the big shoes one?
              • piddler | 6 years ago
                huge gaping vagina ftw
        • deleted | 6 years ago | +1 -1
          nastly long skanky hair, ugly ass, and ugly feet- that alone warrants a big fuckin minus from me!
          • deleted | 6 years ago | +5
            its amy winehouse
            • ClaudeBalls | 6 years ago
              Yeah Coolio! After she took a bath and cleaned up a little and can sit up straight.
      • mufasa | 6 years ago | +1
        DAMN, what is she a Hobbit or something
        • deleted | 6 years ago
          Are you sure that's a woman????
        • deleted | 6 years ago
          that is a fuckin insult to hobbits dude! not nice!
    • msaki | 3 years ago
      that thing ill grip her pussy inside out
  • norejoe | 6 years ago | +3
    really.......girls......find a dude.......y waste pussy on a machine....someone will fuck you......1 out of 3 guys will take dam near any pussy.....
    • Domina | 6 years ago
      Machines do many things better than a human ever could. ;)
      • Shammie | 6 years ago | +3
        Not sexually though surely? You just haven't found the right human darling!
    • MiPalomaEnTuBoca | 6 years ago
      ....and his two friends will find anything else to stick it in, ZZING!
  • notanomad | 6 years ago | +3
    I'm guessing her pussy was ruined long before this video was made.
  • Omblugato | 6 years ago | +2
    Fuck the size of the dildo.. I cant believe they make condoms that big...
    • Giulia | 6 years ago | +16
      Did you know they make condoms in various sizes? Small, medium and large. OK honestly now are you seriously going to walk into a store and say "Hello attractive young lady behind the counter, I would like a box of condoms, what size? Oh small is fine for me thanks." Like hell you are, no you're going to walk in grab the first box that comes to hand and pray like fuck that you didn't get the strawberry flavored ones because you girlfriend once throw up after eating too much ice cream and now gets physically sick every time she comes into contact with the same red berry fruit. You want even care if you pick up the extra large ones which advertise with a male ass saying "now ribbed for his anal pleasure" But I think I've already said too much
      • Domina | 6 years ago | +4
        Woah! Calm down! :p
        • deleted | 6 years ago | +1
          oh leave him alone!! you should see him corrupt a wish! holy shit! is he good.
        • BlackVelvet | 6 years ago | +1
          Leave Britney alone... um, I mean leave Giulia alone... yeah.
      • CobraDick | 6 years ago | +3
        Giulia, my friend, I always have to go through the check-out line with a box of Magnum XL's. The looks I get are just classic! I have always disliked having to wear condoms....(Ladies, just so you'll know: for men, sex with a condom on is about as sensually satisfying as taking a hot shower while wearing a plastic rain poncho.) But, since there are incurable diseases out there now that will KILL you, or worse, gotta wear them. And I am very glad that the condom manufacturers finally got around to making some that fit right a few years ago! Now I've said too much, too.
        • deleted | 6 years ago | +1
          Hey, atleast most women will give head without making you wear a condom (my bff used to make guys actually wear condoms when she gave them head) I didn't care..lol
          • BlackVelvet | 6 years ago
            At least they make flavored ones now. Good for when you don't want to swallow. But I will say, what is with the strawberry flavored ones? The taste awful. Though the peppermint ones just taste like you just used mouthwash. Good for not having penis breath if you are in a hurry to go somewhere afterwards (or you've just decided on a spur of the moment blow job)...
      • msterfist | 6 years ago | +2
        i would like a box of XXL condoms. where are the rubber bands?
      • deleted | 6 years ago | +1
        Did you know that every condom has a serial number?
        • ncguy82 | 6 years ago
          you have to roll it all the way back to see the serial number
    • ClaudeBalls | 6 years ago
      Oh yes Omblugato...there are extra- huge condoms available...but they are very expensive and I am going broke! $$$
  • TheDudeAbides | 6 years ago | +2
    $100 says the asshole is bigger than the dildo
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +1
      they cut off johnson!!
    • RAckatear420 | 6 years ago
      wait how are u gonna prove it?? cause ur on!!
  • sillyelf | 6 years ago | +2
    Everyone: If I ever get that loose, take me out to the barn and shoot me!
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