BigBadDave85

Biggest dick ever

Sure you might have seen Jonah flaccid, well here he is hard.
by BigBadDave85 6 years ago (Sun, May 25, 2008) in Wtf (Porn)
Biggest dick ever
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  • Bouy | 6 years ago | +9
    Someone feed that ellephant a peanut.
  • BigBadDave85 | 6 years ago | +8
    After doing some searching, I found the a very elusive picture of the the biggest dick in the world, (Confirmed thus far) erect. Yes, this picture is very real.
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +35
      Cant be.Everybody knows the Biggest dick in the world wears a helmet and drives a Mach 5.
      • Discombobulated | 6 years ago | +5
        No, I thought the biggest dick in the world was the opposing party on my divorce papers.
        • deleted | 6 years ago | +4
          And the biggest cunt is my ex-wife!!! Whadaudo???
          • fastlane1 | 3 years ago | +1 -1
            thats fucking funny bro
    • superman2050 | 6 years ago | +30
      so u just admited to searching the internet for big dicks right?
      • Redchili | 6 years ago | +10
        who said anything about internet???
        • Kowboy | 4 years ago
          So are you saying he was searching in men's pants????
      • BigBadDave85 | 6 years ago | +6
        I do believe I said I look for weird stuff. If a big dick happens to show up, sure I'll take a gander.
    • Drweld | 6 years ago
      How come I wasn't invited to that contest?
      • vegetok | 6 years ago
        hey good profile pic i use it too sometimes...lol
    • bobszvetics | 6 years ago
      HES BIGGER THN MANDINGO GOD DAMM
    • Troylove | 4 years ago
      well... where does he live!!! some of us wanna make a visit!!!
      • zebtilton | 9 months ago | +1
        but you told me that size wasn't important!
    • deleted | 4 years ago
      Where's PSW when you need him!?? To confirm this with his vast knowledge of photoshopping expertise?? & if this guy's dick IS real-why the HELL is'nt he in PORN!!!! I'd give my right tit-to see him in action!!
    • bobszvetics | 6 years ago | -3
      HOLY HORSECOCK HES BIGGER THAN ME
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    • ferrari360max | 6 years ago | -4
      so you basically search the internet for dicks?
      • ecorock | 6 years ago | +2
        ferrari, it's only a matter of time before somebody makes your minus 2 into a minus 3, so I'm going to do it just so you know who did it. It always makes me feel better to know.
        • grizlleybare | 6 years ago | +1
          it was nice to know
          • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
            and knowing is half the battle.
      • superman2050 | 6 years ago
        read 3cm above you
        • ferrari360max | 6 years ago | +1 -4
          i just did no need for a neg because i miss read something
          • superman2050 | 6 years ago | +5
            well u repeated a comment that had just been made, and made directly above yours, there is no need for retaliation negging, thats not what its for. i dont even know why im explaning myself
  • scorpionking | 6 years ago | +5
    Hard to find a pair of shorts to wear with that big dick
  • Mannequin | 6 years ago | +5
    what's he holding? a remote control for it?
    • n2o | 6 years ago | +10
      no it's a razorblade, he's just about to turn it into the biggest starfish wiener ever
      • Mannequin | 6 years ago | +1
        can't wait to see the results!
    • BigBadDave85 | 6 years ago
      Actually, the honest answer is that it's the remote control to the camera he is using to take a picture of that whale dick of his.
    • PhilErup | 6 years ago
      look closely, its the alarm control. he's handing it over to valet.
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +4
    Well good upload then BigBadDave85 ...you are the penis upload king
    • BigBadDave85 | 6 years ago | +2
      I get bored sometimes, and surf the internet for weird things. I really need to invest in a girlfriend, or one of those real dolls...although those dolls are expensive.
      • ecorock | 6 years ago | +17
        Not as expensive as a girlfriend.
        • CobraDick | 6 years ago | +15
          Hell, an ex-wife is even more expensive! Take my advice, Dave: rent, don't buy!
          • deleted | 6 years ago
            married two times myself cobra, i know what you mean.
            • boogerking | 6 years ago | +1
              Did your wives let you lick there feet or did u have to invest in a prostitute for that ?
      • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
        Sounds like the perfect thing to replace my wife with (the doll not the pic lol)
  • livedoen4 | 6 years ago | +4
    Shaving your pubs is just overkill with that hogleg. Good DICKtective work Dave.
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +4
    Most guys with big dicks never bother learning how to use them. They assume having a big one automatically makes them a skilled stud, but their performance is more like a drunken spastic trying to stick a baseball bat in a keyhole
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +3
    that wouldn't even feel like a cock, it would probably feel like getting pounded with a jackhammer..........oh wait , that's supposed to be a good thing..=D
    • BigBadDave85 | 6 years ago
      I'd think getting fuck with a jackhammer would kind of take away from normal sex.
  • norwaybabe469 | 6 years ago | +3
    I think I just ruined my keyboard from drooling!!! Yummy!!!
  • jonniewaker | 6 years ago | +3
    If I had a tree trunk for a dick I'd be in the porno business. Then when Ive made plenty of money I'd get a penis reduction and live happy ever after.
    • BigBadDave85 | 6 years ago
      It's funny, he actually doesn't want to be in the porn business. No idea why not, but then again it isn't my horse cock.
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +3
    Thats not a dick its a T-Rex arm.
  • Drweld | 6 years ago | +3
    What is he holding in his left hand?.... rewards bites, he's training it!
  • smurfspunk | 6 years ago | +3
    A girl could do a poledance and fuck him at the same time!!!!
  • JesusChrist420 | 6 years ago | +3
    all i gotta say is... YEA!!! GO WHITE PEOPLE!!!!
  • Lola | 6 years ago | +2
    Foot long?? Who got the foot long??
    • Muff420 | 6 years ago | +1
      the 5 dollar foot long?
  • BigFender | 6 years ago | +2
    No wonder his knees are bent, they're creaking from the strain of that extra limb down there. If he stays hard too long he might pass out from blood loss.
  • notorious | 6 years ago | +2
    now that is literally a ladykiller.
  • schmiddles | 6 years ago | +2
    A true "third leg". Crikeese!
  • SkiOne | 6 years ago | +2
    Mother fucking horse cock!
  • Plexipunk | 6 years ago | +2
    That dick wouldn't fill half the stretched out holes posted here.
  • Onix | 3 years ago | +2
    I want this inside me so damn bad......as I rub my pussy and squirt my cum all over his huge dick!!!!!
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