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Book club

Enjoying a book and some oral
by mysocksdontmatch 5 years ago (Tue, Apr 22, 2008) in Funny (Porn)
Book club
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  • deleted | 5 years ago | +13
    Sensible guy.... he has gone straight to the centrefolds!!
  • cobaltmonkey | 5 years ago | +6
    "Now where is that article about how to treat hemorrhoids?"
    • azzhole | 5 years ago | +1
      I thought it was a better homes and garden and she was getting some ideas for redecorating
      • cobaltmonkey | 5 years ago | +1
        nah. Place looks sharp. Its that growth on her ass that is the problem. :P
  • WonkyDonkey | 5 years ago | +6
    If you can just put the magazine down and pass me a 1/2 inch wrench... I'll get this fixed in no time.
  • anastasiajubilee | 5 years ago | +6
    his toes are curling because she just farted
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +6
    he must be deaf he's reading her lips
  • redd | 5 years ago | +4
    Okay honey , Next the sex instruction manual says to stick out your tongue!
  • OChill | 5 years ago | +4
    I hope he doesn't become full of shit.
  • jonniewaker | 5 years ago | +4
    OH shit, I'm sorry honey, I didn't see you there when I sat down. Well while your down there......
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +3
    It's a good thing for him this isn't Operas
    • deleted | 5 years ago
      Opera Winfrey ? I don't know whats worse the fact you guys didn't get the jock or that I actually know about her famous book club lol
      • deleted | 5 years ago | +4
        Damn it's joke not jock (hehe jock) oh screw you guys ...I'm going home
        • Eden Starr | 5 years ago | +5
          warmonger....honey.....do you need some alone time? Maybe some coffee? ;)
        • HolliWould | 5 years ago | +1
          what about jocks and opera???
          • qrius | 5 years ago
            no self-respecting jock would ever have anything to do with oprah. as a matter of fact, no self-respecting anybody would ever have anything to do with oprah
            • HolliWould | 5 years ago | +1
              are we talking about opera like "the fat lady who sings" or are we talking about oprah like "the fat lady who talks"
      • notorious | 5 years ago | +2
        maybe it's because you spelled 'Oprah' wrong
  • mysocksdontmatch | 5 years ago | +3
    this guys really is into the readers digest, literally!
    • jimwhitey | 5 years ago | +11
      Hommie you need to work on your tags, that aint no shit, literally
      • TheyCallMeBALLS | 5 years ago | +2
        and all of god's children said...... AMEN!!
    • smurfspunk | 5 years ago | +2
      ... looks more like digesting readers to me, poundly!?
  • ecorock | 5 years ago | +3
    "As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit."
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +3
    She could put a little effort into it, freakin' jell-o moves more when you eat it!
    • 13thstepper | 5 years ago | +2
      some guys pay extra to have the girl be completely disinterested. actual non-joke factoid
      • deleted | 5 years ago
        Don't women already play hard to get? What's hot about total disinterest?
        • j18speed | 5 years ago | +1
          It makes playing the 'rape' game easier!
  • 13thstepper | 5 years ago | +3
    i like to read a magazine when i'm taking a shit, too
  • painwhore | 5 years ago | +3
    There is nothing quite as relaxing as curling up with a good book
  • SpookySin | 5 years ago | +2
    now thats a way to read a book
  • shykitten42 | 5 years ago | +2
    If we stop giving oral sex ...the terrorists will win ..LONG LIVE ORAL SEX!!
    • Muff420 | 5 years ago
      WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO everyone give everyone oral, no gay shit tho unless both people have agreed on it
  • smurfspunk | 5 years ago | +2
    Bet she is reading the bible, upside down!
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