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Dumbass blames injuries on 3-4 black dudes- Video makes an ass out of him.
by psychmike 10 months ago (Fri, Jul 27, 2012) in News (SFW)
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"A Miami skateboarder who fractured his skull when he slammed into a garage's concrete wall could face criminal charges for claiming a group of black men assaulted him, police said today. Rene Betancourt, 22, told police that on July 7 he was attacked by a group of men while skateboarding in downtown Miami. According to the police report, he claimed the assault took place during an attempted robbery. But surveillance video from a nearby office building released on Friday shows Betancourt skate boarding in the garage and plunging face first into a concrete wall of the garage. The impact left him unconscious and lying on the ground for nearly five minutes. After waking up, Betancourt stands up in a daze and stumbles into the garage's elevator. Betancourt's family found him slumped in his car, bloodied and bruised. After rushing him to a hospital, doctors determined he had a fractured skull, fractured orbital bone, with blood clots and lacerations in his head. "All we had from the beginning was three to four black males," says Napier Velazquez of the Miami Police Department. "As the police department, we gather info on the scene, so we assume that all the information is valuable. We don't question where they [the victims] get their information from." But the video, he said, "changed the entire investigation."-ABC
Another example of video footage helping us get to the REAL story. Without this video, Miami police would still be searching for 3-4 black men to send to prison. There's always more to the story.
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  • psychmike | 10 months ago | +35 -3
    Sucks for him- Now no one is gonna believe him when he actually gets his ass stomped by 3-4 black dudes for being such a racist dick. On a lighter, slightly less violent note, I'd like to fracture his sister's pelvis and dislocate her hips with a good, old fashioned grudge-fucking.
    • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +7
      Mike. Come on now. Yes it's a little weird for him to specify the race of his imagined attackers. But by law this dudes testimony, or eye witness accounts would be completely inadmissible, because he had just had a traumatic brain injury leaving him unconscious for over 5 minutes.
      Face criminal charges my ass. Guy could have very well said that it was The Beetles that attacked him.
      • psychmike | 10 months ago | +1
        The backstory was written by ABC news, not me. He will probably be charged with providing a false statement to police to quell the uproar, and then the charges will be dropped once everyone forgets about him. No way he'll be convicted of anything. As far as getting his ass beat, I'd say the chances are pretty good.
        • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +1
          I was replying to what you said, not the back story. I just used the inadmissible in court thing as an example of how this guy isn't really responsible for anything he has to say about this incident because he has memory of it, but his brain is trying to make up all kinds of scenarios.
          • psychmike | 10 months ago | +4
            So if I want to rob somebody, I just have to make sure to knock them out, because according to you, that would make their eye witness testimony against me inadmissable? Sounds a bit off. I don't know this guy, but it seems to me that most people knocked out/unconscious have no memory of the events, not memories of people who weren't there and things that didn't happen. I'm no neurologist though, any things possible, but my money is on this guy making this shit up out of embarrassment, thinking there would be no harm in fingering imaginary assailants, and in a pretty racist move, decided they should be black.
            • deleted | 10 months ago | +2
              Plus 1 to you Sir, you summed it up very good. However, he is not necessarily a racist. He just picked the most likely culprits. If Hispanics were more likely to mug a person he would have blamed Mexicans.
              • psychmike | 10 months ago | +1
                I take it you've never spent much time in Miami.
            • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +2
              People trivialize being knocked out far too often. If its just for a few seconds its not as bad. I'm not talking about a short lapse. I'm talking about 5 minutes under, hell he had some pretty severe skull fractures by looking at the pictures. What you're talking about is a relatively mild bump on the head next to this. You're right that just being knocked out would not devoid someones entire statement/testimony, but I was talking about this case, when something this severe happens, any lawyer, good or not, could get the whole thing tossed out. This guy had one HELL of a knock out.
              Also don't take anything I am saying as smart ass or argumentative to you mike, your a cool dude and I agree with a lot of what you say on here.
              • psychmike | 10 months ago | +1
                I'm blushing! Seriously though, the consequences I'd be worried about if I were him would not be doled out in court.
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      • deleted | 10 months ago | +2 -7
        Ha ha! The beetles? It's Beatles! Your a product of the American school system. I think I hear McDonalds calling! The fries are burning!
        • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +9
          The shame, the unending shame. How shall I ever live with myself now that I have pressed the wrong button.
          Also you dumb fuck if you want to play grammar/spelling Nazi, how about you learn the difference between your and you're.
          If YOU'RE going to call someone out on a simple spelling error, make sure to proofread YOUR comment to make sure you haven't made a mistake.
          • MjrERekshun | 10 months ago | +3 -1
            Good burn! Haha
            • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +3
              No witty reply from badspeed yet. His shift at McDonalds isn't over for a few hours. If he gives his boss a quality blowjob he gets an extra break, so he might be able to comment then.
          • deleted | 10 months ago | +1 -1
            Your funny! You spell with all CAPS! I wish you were my friend. Because then you could teach me how to get offended by the internet.
            • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +1
              All caps? No sir. Two words out of that whole post, which is easily over 50 words, does not mean all caps.
              I was simply using caps to highlight.
              Yeah, all my friends get discounts on my getting offended online classes.
        • edgenine | 10 months ago | +2
          If you are gonna call someone out on education you might wanna make sure YOU do it correctly. It's YOU'RE a product of the American school system not YOUR. Can I get a milkshake with those fries please??
          • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +1
            Ha, thanks for the back up. Though, you did kinda steal my burn there.
            • edgenine | 10 months ago | +2
              My bad SameOle, I posted then read your post and was like Fuuuuuck....read all THEN post....
          • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
            I love spellers. And i work at hardee's you big dummies!
    • Whadafuk4 | 10 months ago | +2
      Grudge fucking... I like that. *inserts in to vocabulary*
    • popejohn666 | 10 months ago | +1
      I was thinking the same fucking thing. I'd fucking do unforgivable things to that woman.
    • infantcide | 10 months ago | +1 -1
      Shes probably only 13
      • Down2one | 10 months ago | +2
        Still good for Japan and Korea!
        • psychmike | 10 months ago | +2 -3
          %u5F7C%u5973%u306F%u30BB%u30C3%u30AF%u30B9%u306E%u6E96%u5099%u304C%u3067%u304D%u3066%u3044%u308B
          • Down2one | 10 months ago | +4 -1
            I was thinking the same thing
            • psychmike | 10 months ago | +5
              apparently H6 doesn't support Japanese characters. Fucking racists.
    • xchandlerx | 10 months ago | +5 -8
      All I saw was 3 black guys in that video!!! Oo wait that was Black cock down I was watching nevermind...
      Your right I would lick his sister from her asshole to her bellybutton!!!
  • turdusmcflurdus | 10 months ago | +25 -2
    police were suspicious of his story when they saw his wallet and mobile phone were still in his pockets
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    • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +3 -8
      Good ole' Turdus..he always sees everything through his racial prism.

      Your parents raised you well.

      I'll bet you can light a torch and burn a cross on someones lawn in five seconds flat.

      Your folks must be so proud!


      Love ya...if it's the last thing I do...I'm going to marry your sister and impregnate her.

      I'm naming the babies LEROY, TYRONE, and ABDUL.

      If I can think of any names that are blacker than that...I'll make the necessary changes.

      See you at the christening.
      • deleted | 10 months ago | +6
        I'm not sure turd's comment was racist at all. I think if three or four guys (of any race) beat the hell out of someone, they're at least going to take the wallet and phone. Even if just to add insult to injury.
        I would
        • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +7 -3
          I just love fucking with Turdus and a few others on here but sometimes they can get a little sensitive and I get negged or filtered to high heaven.

          Oh well.
          • turdusmcflurdus | 10 months ago | +2
            R&e is one of the more smarter of the h6 bunch, he knows im just having a laugh. When I use race or gayness in a comment its only ever for comedy value.
            • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +2 -1
              "...When I use race or gayness in a comment its only ever for comedy value...."

              EXACTLY TURDUS!!!

              You know I understand you...like that time you came to my church and called me a Black faggot...man the congregation keeled over with laughter.

              Remember that one?

              You're the best TM!!!

              (Peace!)
              • turdusmcflurdus | 10 months ago | +1
                Yeah I remember that one.. we had a blast and afterwards we ate kfc and drank grape juice all night.
                • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +1
                  The shame of it all is that Big Bertha had whipped up a gang of Cottage Cheese and Mayonnaise sandwiches just for you!
                  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +1
                    I ate 'em!
                    • sixgun | 10 months ago | +1
                      I need. To start hanging with you guys...I like drinking malt liquer and buying scrach-off tickets
        • Silke | 10 months ago | +1
          Plus you shoulda said Christening at a Baptist church. Opportunity missed R&E and for that, no plus. But no neg either because it was still something seriously funny.
          • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +1
            Good call Sllke.

            I totally fucked that one up but I had a ball writing it!
      • EastBeast | 10 months ago | +3
        Winston?
        Rastus?
        Sambo?

        If it was me, I wouldn't even marry his sister, just knock her out and rape her dude, then you don't have to buy her dinner or listen to her whine on about the cost of tampons.
      • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
        If im gonna beat them with my friends . We stealing his car house keys money phone everything... And i know im not black.... Well not on the outside.
        • deleted | 10 months ago | +6
          So you like black on your insides huh? Interesting...
          • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
            Fuck me running..... Not what i ment
            • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
              BWAHAHAHAHA is what you SAID that's funny. Who cares what you meant. LOMFAO LOL LOL LOL...
              • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
                fucktards these days
      • turdusmcflurdus | 10 months ago | +1
        Im not keen on abdul
        • Plexipunk | 10 months ago | +2
          I've always like the name Buckwheat.
          • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +1
            OK..rollcall....let's see what we got here;

            BUCKWHEAT
            WINSTON
            RASTUS
            SAMBO
            LEROY
            TYRONE
            ABDUL....we're slacking here H666.

            Come on we can do better than that!!!
            • deleted | 10 months ago | +3
              DeShawn
              DeAndre
              Marquis
              Darnell
              Terrell
              Trevon
              Willie
              Dominique
              Demetrius
              Reginald
              Jamal
              Maurice
              Darius
              Terrance
              Andre
              • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +1
                VerpissDich, luvlife, eastbeast....we're on to something here!!!!

                This reads like the guest list at a 50 cent/Jay Z afterparty.
                • EyeballPate | 10 months ago | +1
                  I always liked Anferney (as in Hardaway).
            • deleted | 10 months ago | +2
              I quite like niggynoggy or yazum.
              • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +1
                I don't know doctorgasm...you're getting a little too specific around the edges.

                (Yazum...funny shit!)
            • Whadafuk4 | 10 months ago | +1
              Cleophus
              Wendell
              Kentrell
              Johnell
              Stephon
              Leon
              Mickell
              Junya (Jr.)
              Jerome
        • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +1
          That's a shame because Paula is rather fond of you.
          • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +2
            My above comment was supposed to be a witty rejoinder to Turdus saying he wasn't too keen on Abdul.
  • BigDaddyChad | 10 months ago | +10 -1
    what an asshat. this is why there is such animosity in society. he should be procecuted for making such false statements.
    • Silke | 10 months ago | +2
      For sure, let's hope they lock up that cracker. Fucking racists, everywhere you look.
      • BigDaddyChad | 10 months ago | +2
        yup. if we would all just hate everyone equally, there wouldnt be any racism.
        • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +1
          2 things, the hate everyone equally line gets really old. It was funny way back when...

          The other thing, I don't see why everyone is so down on this guy. He's lucky he didn't say it was aliens that did it. With an impact that left him out for 5 minutes he has no real memory of any time around that accident, but his brain tries to make up something to fill the gap.
          • psychmike | 10 months ago | +1
            I think he was embarrassed that he beat the shit out of himself skateboarding at age 22, and needed some story to make it not his fault. I guess we'll never know.
            • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
              Until 4 black guys beat the truth out of him maybe.
              • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +1
                Ha, would be a sense of poetic justice in there wouldn't it doc?
  • Morbidmental | 10 months ago | +10 -1
    I think the police should still be on the look out for 3-4 black dudes!!!
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +7 -2
    Whomever mentioned 'the three black men' first needs some time in a cage with...well...three black man.
  • JustenCase | 10 months ago | +5
    I'm under the impression that he was led on by the cops to think he was beaten.
    Also, he could have suffered some memory loss of how he was hurt.
    Cops: Well, it looks like you were beaten.
    Victim: Yes, I guess I was.
    C: Who beat you? Some black guys?
    V: Yes. Yes, I think it was now that you mention it.
    C: How many were there? 3 of them?
    V: Yeah. I guess it was 3.
    C: OK. We'll put out an ABP to look for 3 black males.
    • electricalalchemy | 10 months ago | +2
      Building false memories to fill the gaps. Nice. Do you have investigative police training?
    • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +2
      Well, I have only been in trouble with police a few times, and even then I hardly spoke to them. But I don't know if they would blatantly lead someone on like that, as those sessions are recorded. (at least they are here)
      So I would say that its partially the cops leading someone on. Though 90% of it is because this guy got his fucking eggs scrambled. If your out for more than a few seconds you really took a hit. This guy was out for over 5, if you have ever been in a job where people loose consciousness or get knocked out regularly, you wouldn't blame this mix up on anyone. People get really confused when they go out like that.
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +2
      An All Bullets Pointing?
    • Festezio | 10 months ago | +1
      Between the ages of 16 and 65, tall and curly black hair.
  • kevinflynn | 10 months ago | +3
    Hey its always easier to blame the blacks, rape, robbery, beating up a dumb lil punk who doesnt know how to to skateboard and look in front of him.
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago | +3
    His name is Rene.

    What a bitch move. He claims he didn't even remember or see who did it but right away he blames black guys.
    • chiefbootknocker | 10 months ago | +1
      Its Miami for Christ sake! If he didnt say black he would of had to say it was Cubans.
  • TheFlavMan | 10 months ago | +4 -1
    3-4 black duds made me watch this video....
    • Silke | 10 months ago | +3
      You misread and though it said three to four black dudes fuck up a white skateboarder's ass. And THAT'S why you watched the video. Sick fuck.... .... That's why I watched it, sorry I was projecting.
  • Drummerer | 10 months ago | +3
    That, uh, like, that chick was like, uh, fucking annoying as, uh, like, hell.
  • joeronomo1 | 10 months ago | +2
    Its always easier to blame it on the blacks when giving a description. Ummmm they had black curly hair, big lips, baggy clothes, dark skin..
  • chiefbootknocker | 10 months ago | +2
    Puts "skate or die" into perspective
  • Jagged Marrow | 10 months ago | +2
    00:33, "It hurt him..." No shit, thought he just decided to take a nap mid impact.
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