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From: irishjohn80 Joined: 1 year ago Uploads: 65 |
Added: Feb 24, 2008 Category: Funny Tags: caught masturbating mothers advice |
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- the shame, the shame my mother used to say " john will you ever stop blowing your nose in those fucking sheets" +30 replyirishjohn80 posted 11 months ago
yer sure......you dirty little fucker just wait till your dad hears about this !!!!moor like? +2 reply 
no mom is coming back to punish him good reply 
When my step-father caught me doing it he was furious! He made me do it again and again to see the error of my ways, he even took photos as a record of my immorality +29 reply 
nice...and here i thought i was the only one.... +13 reply 
i take it he was a religious man? +6 reply Yeah I often saw him take the photos into the bathroom and I would hear, "Oh God oh God oh God" +2 reply damn i had it easy. when my dad caught me i just told him to shut his mouth or id tell mom about the time he came home drunk with angee from accounting. reply 
Ah... good times, 'ey guys? replyFlamesack112 posted 11 months ago
havent any of you heard of a lock? reply 
wat else did he make u do?? replyRAckatear420 posted 11 months ago
I would've done the same, you nasty, dirty girl. Yeah, that's nasty... just like that...use another finger.....OOOOOO.....I'm spent. Well ehhhhh......Time for bed. <Don't tell your mom>. replyzerocommazero posted 11 months ago
and where are these photos???? reply 
for real? replygokujoseph posted 10 months ago
I find something wrong with that.... reply 
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! +1 reply 
i hope you all know that there was another guy under the sheets... or maybe i fell asleep and dreamt a new ending reply 
my mom caught me having phone sex... but she didnt know i was on the phone, all she saw were my shorts down under the blanket... i was using the back end of a toothbrush and i had to walk up the stairs with it stuck inside me, the bristles hurt! reply 
i always wondered how my toothbrush got hair in it! reply 
is this a film they show in schools replyheaven666arefussy posted 11 months ago
moms a bitch replyUnidentified posted 10 months agoHe Made Love Not War To Himself reply
you gotta give the little guy some credit he did try to finish... +10 reply
Q: which is worse- mom or dad catching you? i gotta say dad is more embarrasing +2 replyLearnToSwim posted 11 months ago- It's even worse when dad wants to join in +14 replyPastafazool posted 11 months ago
You have a sick mind... +1 reply For some reason, LearnToSwim thought that my reply was to him, and neg'd me for it. Obviously he doesn't understand the nested structure of replies. It should be painfully obvious to any moderately intelligent person that my reply was to Pastafazool's comment. Ergo, LearnToSwim is a fuckin' dumbass. +2 reply Damn do I feel like an ass right now. Apparently, he meant to plus me and neg'd me by accident. Now I have to own up to being a dickhead. There it is. +3 reply - hope nobody thinks i would really neg a response to one of my comments....also hope nobody really thinks i'm a 'fuckin dumbass' +2 replyLearnToSwim posted 11 months ago
I've been caught by dad and the wife. Mom's never caught me. +3 reply - i've caught my brother take nude pics of his...his excuse was...i was testing out the web-cam!! he could've done it without getting too excited about it +2 replyRAckatear420 posted 11 months ago
could you imagine being that kid ... the real life kid who took this acting gig as the masturbating son +20 replypain_whore posted 11 months agoI bet he got teased at school for doing this. +1 reply 
it didnt hurt asston cootcher's career. he started out as a fluffer replyfatnazicowdicktater posted 8 months ago
Sorry mom,can't stop now. +27 reply Get the fuck out of here! I haven't caught up yet! +2 reply What the hell have you been doin all weekend??? Slacker. reply 
Me and Macduff are running out of steam - it's the newer guys on the block who're heading for the top ! reply Cant stop this fuckin Speed guy! +1 reply 
Why would you want too? He's funny as hell! replyHyde in plain sight posted 11 months ago
- A simple "excuse me" would work. Now I gotta raise the flag pole all over again +1 replyPastafazool posted 11 months ago
- dont stop me now, dont stop me now because im having a good time i dont want to stop at all. +2 replyirishjohn80 posted 11 months ago
RIP Freddy +1 replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 11 months agoFreddie not Freddy...I'm sorry but being a Queen fan I just couldn't let it go. RIP Freddie reply
It's free, and it's fun, and most importantly stops me from raping people. What could be wrong with it. +10 reply 
And don't forget, you won't get STDs from slamming your salami. +5 replyCobra Dick posted 11 months ago
I think mom wanted to finish the job, she was watching the little dude +4 reply
- It's ok Ricky, when you're a little older, Mommy will show you a few other things you can do with your lap pinky. +20 replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 11 months ago
lap pinky..lmao I cant even plus that oh man +5 replysaraagain21 posted 11 months ago
This is creepy in an Omen trilogy kinda way...does anyone else expect the mother to show a diabolical grin before the boy´s eyes get devastated by red-eyed ravens? +6 reply
HAHA i can laugh now !! but my mom went ballistic the first she caught me. reply Shit i premature ejact there ,the first (TIME) she caught me. +1 reply
Ricky is all grown up now and still wanking in front of his mum. +6 reply
"Stacey's mom...has got it going on..." +6 reply
what the hell was ricky looking at?? +3 reply Two flies shagging on the ceiling. +8 reply - polaroids of mom undressing taped to the ceiling. she never thinks to look up there replyfatnazicowdicktater posted 8 months ago
Hi mom ? reply
I wanna know why the hell she had to stick around to give him some lecture. If it were my kid...I'd just leave...and try like hell to pretend i never seen that...ever... +8 reply 
masterbation is healthy.... not masterbating would be weird +6 reply 
I agree, in fact I am going to have a wank over your profile pics right now, they are HOT Kally. I hope my mom doesn't catch me though! replygobbyshite posted 11 months ago
- I always knock first so I don't ever have to walk in on that! replyHyde in plain sight posted 11 months ago
when i got caught i got lectured,,wel more like screamed at that i was a disgusting pig,,, oh well life goes on +2 replyfireball80ca posted 11 months agoAwww... you weren't doing anything wrong. reply
now I know why my mother sent me to bed with boxing gloves on. +5 reply
Now he is grown up he sits naked in a belltower with a snipers rifle +8 reply
Can anyone say "quiet dinners"? +7 reply
did she have to read from a cue card!? replydaydreamer666 posted 11 months ago
the cue card was stuck to the wall from the last time he shot a load on it. +2 reply
Ma get the fuck out we'll talk later when your washing my sheets +4 reply
how many times have i herd my mother shouting from the bathroom 'Aleeex,how many times did I tell you to stop wiping sperm with your t-shirt!!!!' shit! +2 replyEatenBackToLife posted 11 months ago- *heard replyEatenBackToLife posted 11 months ago
fuck off, he will fuck his first girlfriend when his 10 reply
Little dude could have completely played that off instead of freaking out. "Oh mom, could you turn out the light? I feel like a nap." reply
mind you, it's always fun on the other respect and your lying if you haven't, the old danger wank, give it a good whacking then about 10 seconds before your gonna blow, shout someones name and try n finish off before they get there.... i had mum catch me, i had girlfriend catch me... i've had the cat walk in the room... but never the old man, think dads just know whats what with wanking and it's what guys do.... women just deny the fuck out of it, unless their from H666 then wanking just don't cut it... +4 replyiain_hughes posted 11 months ago
My mom found my porn and "the crusty rag" in my dresser drawer once. I think she was kinda grossed out but didn't make a big deal of it. Then a few years later she found an ounce of weed in the same drawer, but that's another story... +2 reply Which one did she smoke ? +13 reply 
I.O.U. Pissflap. Now THAT was hilarious +3 replyscorpionking posted 11 months agoThanks SK ! :) reply She threw the rag away, and gave the weed to my aunt. reply
lol..."danger wank" ....I seriously lol'd on that one...a whole giggle fit...then the mental image...the rest is history... reply kalyykat:......the first person to bring to reply
theres a lock on that door for a reason reply
- anyone ever caught masturbating behind a door? replyirishjohn80 posted 11 months ago
- Just the one to my parent's bedroom. +1 replyzerocommazero posted 11 months ago
- good spot is'nt it replyirishjohn80 posted 11 months ago
If that happend to me i think id be put of chocking snake for a while........maybe a year or so. reply
Hate playing catch-up here. All the good comments are taken. Dangit +1 reply 
plus for the use of the word "dangit". +2 replyslightlydisturbed posted 11 months agowell thanke sd reply
Talk, talk, talk, Mom if you want to flap those lips at me I'll put them to good use right here! +1 reply
you know she blew him later +1 reply
Love the sign at the end ....make love not war lmao +1 reply
"I'm just glad you're doing this in the privacy of your own room, unlike your piece of shit father who is doing this down at the adult book store with other "STRAIGHT' men!" +3 replyStuPidasso posted 11 months ago
The music it creeps me out. +1 reply
Think that's traumatizing, try having ultra-Catholic parents. They've never caught me (touch wood - pun intended), but they've seen the history on the computer and put 2 and 2 together. Not fun. reply
best part? the sign on the back of his door.. MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!! bwuahahahahahahaaaa reply
DAMN! I wish my mother was that cool. reply
Little Rickey is now a serial killer. +1 reply
- At least she didn't catch him with his dick half way up a warm cantolope. That was waaayyyy to embarassing. +1 replyFlamesack112 posted 11 months ago
haha that little fag is wearing lip gloss. reply - ROFL! replyAmazitalian posted 11 months ago
i thought i was the only one that knew the secret of the cantoloupe.. reply
Knock next time? Bitch you should of knocked this time! And when I was caught by my mom, I didn't get a extreme close up of her face like this camera guy did. Jesus. replyDeadInside200 posted 11 months ago
sticky ricky!!lol +2 reply
That poor fucking kid. Every time I see him on the tinter-web he gets busted. Why doesn't his mom cut him some slack and let him get the lid off it. (Just once) replyWonky_Donkey posted 11 months ago
- amateurs masturbating...i fucking caught my roommate masturbating to a fucking emo's picture on the internet...he was not slick about it...all u guys out here, let me ask u a question, everyone jacks it right?? who the hell takes his boxers down his ankles??? that too when u know u live with another guy who doesn't want to c it...it was a horrible sight, never again could i talk to him without laughing at his face +1 replyRAckatear420 posted 11 months ago
- we created peehole in our boxers...use em replyRAckatear420 posted 11 months ago
I can just picture you laughing at him in his face ! :)) I'd do too ! reply
looks like the start of a really good 1970's poirn movie.... let little Ricky really learn about what's what.... Hahahahaha..... O.K. that might be wrong to some.. but do you really think Taboo was made by family members.... +1 reply
I dont get it, hes staring blankly at the ceiling. Must be the first documented case of a smoke detector fetish. +1 replyTomBombadil posted 11 months ago
gotta love the "make love not war" sign on his door reply
this is from an old vid called 'sex ed for trainables' it's from the 60's and there are some hilarious parts including this reply
ahh i see the new robomother3000 is out! reply
Very nice...very "Leave It To Beaver-ish" - a black mother would have said, "...Get yo' ass up and take out that damn garbage! Don't let me have to tell you again! Wash your hands you little nasty motherfucker!!!!.....Knock on your door next time? When you start paying rent around here then you can close doors!!! Get yo' ass up!!!...." +1 replyRIGHT AND EXACT posted 11 months ago
Ricky thought to himself,how did she know scamp was under the sheets ,he must have licked her privates to because she told me it felt good and not to worry about it. replykeyser soza posted 11 months ago
- mom: o my dear boy. mom: its dont like this.. (mom walks to the bed and gives him a handjob) replyicebreaker posted 11 months ago
- he should have used warm pie replyicebreaker posted 11 months ago
thank god i've never been caught spanking the monkey, knowing my parents they'd just say lock the door next time, and that my friends would make me feel really awkward replyRa Scorpio posted 11 months ago
