kmb666

Champagne cork

Pops in her pussy
by kmb666 3 years ago (Fri, Jan 13, 2012) in Porn Fail (Porn)
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  • deleted | 3 years ago | +22 -1
    I want to see her open a can of biscuits that way.

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  • Masshole2 | 3 years ago | +11
    Now that's what you call premature ejaculation!
    • Starkiller806 | 3 years ago | +5
      She's so hot, she can make inanimate objects prematurely ejaculate.
      • Evermind | 3 years ago | +3
        Call me premature, or lucky, but I came right when the cork popped.
        • deadpool69 | 2 years ago | +1
          yea... im not premature, but it was right on time with the cork!
  • sexmeup | 3 years ago | +11
    I liked how she was loking for the cork at the end. It's not on the floor it's next to your lung.
    • ApeMan1489 | 3 years ago | +1
      ha, i bet that hurt so bad.
  • DallasPervert | 3 years ago | +9
    Instant abortion.
  • kmb666 | 3 years ago | +6

    for her next test!

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  • LurchRMC | 3 years ago | +6
    That was one awkward toast at Grandma's birthday party.
  • a50 | 3 years ago | +4
    Has she cut off somebody's cock & balls? Bottom left in vid.
    • Roodboy | 3 years ago | +1
      Naw, she just had to drop off a couple of turds before she started..
  • negativereaction | 3 years ago | +3
    e.r. doc lets get an x ray, she says why? doc, i wanna put this shit on h.6 !
  • massageplus | 3 years ago | +3
    She was hot AND stupid!
  • treeshaka | 3 years ago | +3
    I usually pop off before they are ready as well...........
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +3
    she's a squirter
    • Auroravfim | 3 years ago | +10
      so am I
      • deleted | 3 years ago | +4
        pics or it didn't happen
  • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 years ago | +3
    How did someone so hot, doing something that erotic, make it look so unsexy?
    • Auroravfim | 3 years ago | +6 -1
      she wasnt bending her knees much, and when she did, she was making quick movements.. if she would have slowed them down and sooth them up a bit, this video would have been so hot.. then i wouldnt have blame the bottle for popping it's cork so fast..
      • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 years ago | +1
        It was more of a rhetorical question, like "How do you fuck up making ramen noodles?" But thanks for the insightful ANALysis.
      • deleted | 2 years ago | +1
        I think we need a video of how she should have done this the right way ;)
  • Misterkrock | 3 years ago | +4 -1
    • ApeMan1489 | 3 years ago | +1
      these would have helped
  • JimmyStruggles | 3 years ago | +3
    lmao at the end she had that 'oh shit' face, she couldnt find the cork on the floor nd knew it shot up deep into her fallopian tubes lol
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +2
    she will be a fucking good lay :-) when she is corkless
  • SnowOwl | 3 years ago | +2
    That chick is just too cute. I love when the cork pops and she's all *gasp* oh my! haha I'd fuck her.
    • Roodboy | 3 years ago | +2
      Ha! The look on her face is classic. LMFAO when she glanced around for the cork too.
  • ClaytonBigsby | 3 years ago | +2
    I'll bet she's Russian ;D
    • Evermind | 3 years ago | +2
      I see what you did there!!
  • camp89 | 3 years ago | +2
    She better clean that shit up before I get home... and fire that decorator.
  • Candyman20 | 3 years ago | +2
    Were gonna need a 3 man team to get in there and retrieve the hostage. I need 2 volunteers. Whos with me men?!
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +2
    I'll suck her cork out
    • txdomsk1 | 3 years ago | +1
      So... You like sucking a good cork?
    • Auroravfim | 3 years ago | +1
      but if you ever decide to suck a cock, let me know... I've always wanted to see two guys fuck. gets me turned on
  • redman55 | 3 years ago | +2
    that mite be good pussy if it makes a bottle pop !!
  • Scottish | 3 years ago | +2
    Hmmm she may be on to something.... Can't get a bitch preggars with a corked cervix
    • Heezy3D | 3 years ago | +3
      Or this might be a way to cancel out and early pregnancy
  • JustDoIt | 3 years ago | +2
    She looks like a man.
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