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Completely smashed guy wants more

Completely smashed guy tries to buy more beer
by Jimbar 4 years ago (Wed, Oct 14, 2009) in Funny (SFW)
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  • dirty dawg | 4 years ago | +11
    Dude you forgot to get the fuckin beer.
    • OtisDriftwood | 4 years ago | +4
      EXACTLY. MISSION FAILED. Fucking loser.
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +7
    He's not drunk, someone stole his wheelchair.
    • deleted | 4 years ago | +1
      I just want to know: HOW THE HELL DID HE EVEN GET TO THE STORE???
    • aprilwine1 | 4 years ago | +1
      Damm after all dat he forgot da beer!!!! LMAO
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +5
    How the fuck did he get there in the first place??
    • Jimbar | 4 years ago | +3
      probably drove, heh
    • Slayerigormortis | 4 years ago | +1
      His buddies talked him into it. They were too drunk to go into the store. Been there.
      • wilfuckuhard | 4 years ago
        Now I know what took so long when I sent my buddy in the store.
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +4
    Same thing happens to me after I drink a 12 pack of Root beer :^(
    • heavenninja | 4 years ago | +1
      light weight.. lol.. i drink malt liquor every day and that was fucking awesome... straight to "favs"... fan-fucking-tastic!!!
  • dickcheese | 4 years ago | +4
    the music nails it.....
    • dukesniper | 4 years ago | +3
      i agree the music made it worth watchin
      • heavenninja | 4 years ago | +2
        i think it should of had the "benny hill" music to it! lol
        • Huerequeque | 4 years ago
          http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/
  • SNAFU | 4 years ago | +4
    Hey wait, I know him, he's my sponsor, oh well back to step 1...
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +3
    how come the other guys weren't affected by the earthquake?
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +3
    he's not drunk, he's from the ministry of funny walks....
    • Klavel | 4 years ago
      Monty Python fans will understand your joke. Good!
  • kmb666 | 4 years ago | +2
    I've fallen drunk and I can't get up!
    • BigToy | 4 years ago
      I've fallen drunk and can't reach my beer!
  • judge2525 | 4 years ago | +2
    That fucking case of beer was so heavy that it totally fucked his equilibrium up and even after he dropped it he was never able to get his balance back. That is SOME HEAVY BEER!!!
    • Adman | 4 years ago
      Ya, He should"ve grabed the Bud Light!
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    He's no quitter.
  • son0fyourg0d | 4 years ago | +2
    Iv been that drunk before just be careful cause the next morning your anus realy hurts!
    • deleted | 4 years ago | +1
      I noticed that! And I was 5 bucks ritcher as well!
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    it sucks feeling like this
  • CaZZiuS | 4 years ago | +2
    lol and its fucking daylight out
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    Somebody help this man to his car...
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