djnastynat3

Crazy bitch

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
by deleted 5 years ago (Wed, Jun 11, 2008) in Porn Fail (Porn)
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  • deleted | 5 years ago | +10
    Shit when she busts a nut she does it with gusto! I was waiting to see when she moved her hand for a dick to pop up and not the dudes
    • deleted | 5 years ago
      i agree
  • PissFlap | 5 years ago | +9
    My sex life is so boring. :(
    • roland68 | 5 years ago | +10
      Try adding some butter
      • WonkyDonkey | 5 years ago | +3
        And don't forget to season..... a simple pinch of salt and pepper spices up most things.
        • bokserki | 5 years ago
          for a second there I thought this is Nelly Furtado... what a mind job... :P
      • hop head | 5 years ago
        Last Tango in Paris reference?
    • Maximilian | 5 years ago | +4
      Try to have a partner...sometimes it makes things better...:P (btw 1...pissflap and a minus never go together...)
    • PissFlap | 5 years ago | +2
      ... and the -1 was for what reason on this comment ? Gutless fucker, come out and explain why you gave me a minus. As I always say, it is the pointless and gutless nature of negging that irritates me, that's all.
      • moretech | 5 years ago
        damn pissflap this is the first time i have seen you angry.
      • MumWutsSecks | 5 years ago
        I 1 PF most of the time for the sheer level of awesomeness he has, and/or this moment where he calls out and owns whomever was too scared to make themselves present :D Oh and as for the video...Um..My wife does that all the time...*cough*..My sex life is great! :( The lies that make my life complete.
    • deleted | 5 years ago
      you are lucky!..at least you got one!...
    • deleted | 5 years ago
      i agree :(
  • nookielookie | 5 years ago | +5
    now that was a damn good orgasm! *batteries
  • WonkyDonkey | 5 years ago | +5
    I have a sofa like that.
    • freefuzz | 5 years ago | +1
      so does my shrink
      • junky83 | 5 years ago
        i fucked a shrink on a sofa like that once... hmm i wonder if....
        • WonkyDonkey | 5 years ago | +1
          Did HE enjoy it?
          • Logical | 5 years ago
            I was wondering the same thing . . .
      • deleted | 5 years ago
        made me laugh
  • mistressXXX | 5 years ago | +4
    Clearly, she is possessed by Satan :P
    • deleted | 5 years ago
      because you know what that looks like :P clearly hihi
    • deleted | 5 years ago
      meaning the certainty in your Clearly says it all ;)
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +4
    I was waiting for her to turn green!
    • deleted | 5 years ago
      she was beginning to look a little pale indeed hahahaha
  • OChill | 5 years ago | +4
    Was it wrong for me to seduce my 8th grade teacher? Then when she got pregnant, I told the cops she molested me.
    • Lady Q | 5 years ago
      concider it a pretty damn good mind fuck!
    • deleted | 5 years ago
      Good thing... The Govt. could have gotten you for paid back child support when you turned 18!
    • stylez40 | 5 years ago
      It is never wrong if you 8th grade teacher was hot. If she was beat, then yes it was an aweful thing to do.
  • j18speed | 5 years ago | +4
    Why was she rubbing her peehole? Weird... I just punch my mates in the head until they promise they came. They usually come really quick.
  • 13thstepper | 5 years ago | +4
    ever watch porn right after you jerk off? all of a sudden everyone is ugly, and everything is gross.
    • deleted | 5 years ago | +3
      Yea, after I jerk off, I look at myself and say, "Why am I covered in baby oil and what is this spatula doing in my ass?". But its all fun....
      • 13thstepper | 5 years ago | +1
        spatula? you lucky bastard, with me its always a bloodslickened baseball bat and I'm covered in tombstone polish.
        • IishieSquishy | 4 years ago
          Djnastynat3, 13thstepper... you are both became 1000 times sexier... *fans self*
    • IishieSquishy | 5 years ago | +2
      Ha! It's funny 'cause it's true! ((Not that I jerk off.)) But after orgasm, some of my favorite fetishes just... run flat.
  • scorpyo | 5 years ago | +3
    Stupid lazy bastard. Ask for a beer before you fuck her.
  • wutangclan | 5 years ago | +2
    if i woman ever slapped me like that i would knock her the fuck out
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +2
    Then she devours the head and lays her eggs in the abdominal cavity.
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +2
    i thought she'd be talking in tongue right before came
    • ztrang | 5 years ago
      EVIL DEAMON lol to u
      • ztrang | 5 years ago
        plus 1 ffs
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