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New cum cream! gets rid of wrinkles!

by anastasiajubilee 5 years ago (Thu, Mar 13, 2008) in Porn (Porn)

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niaXaurellia | 5 years ago | +14 -2
oh my god, can that even be real
- whackattack | 5 years ago | +20
  Of course its real! Didn't you get the Easter Bunny's memo?
  - slikride | 5 years ago | +33
    It's fake...he totally missed her mouth.
    - BigToy | 4 years ago | +3
      Of course it's real, it's on the internet !
      - AutoeroticAsphyxiation | 3 years ago | +3
        and on HEAVEN666 no less
  - drad | 5 years ago | +5
    Apparently, she was too busy answering the chain letter from Santa.
  - inka302 | 3 years ago
    no all i got was santas message
- deleted | 5 years ago | +10
  Although its fake i like to think its real and would like mine to be that size and fuck my mother inlaw in the ass and feed it to her mouth after
  - deleted | 5 years ago | +2
    is she hot?
    - betoish | 5 years ago | +13
      does she need to be??
      - ransidfuker | 5 years ago | +1
        somebody has to say it.... NO!
        deleted | 5 years ago | +1
        ok somebody has 2 say the right answer... HELL YEA!!
  - BallsDeep007 | 5 years ago | +1
    Your a sick fuck. PLUS!!!
  - tojo38 | 5 years ago | +1
    Yeah, she really likes that.
    - ravenheart | 5 years ago
      dammit
- j18speed | 5 years ago | +10
  It's not real! Girls can't referee!
- deleted | 5 years ago | +1
  i keep telling u this is a fake... the real is bigger eheh
- chuynacho | 1 month ago | +1
  All fake...
- killswitchbassist | 4 years ago
  thats cause its rubber
- RapedAndLeftForDead | 3 years ago
  its real....last time i shot a load like that...my right eye went blurry for a week
- RapedAndLeftForDead | 3 years ago
  I havent seen that much goo since Pillsberry doubled up on the honey bun GLAZE....NON HYDROGENATED!!!
- laron101 | 3 years ago
  hmm come knock on my door and find out mwah ha ha ha
- deleted | 5 years ago | -2
  I think thats like watered down sweetened condensed milk...
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- deleted | 5 years ago | -4
  not real fag
Crattt | 5 years ago | +6
fake dick fake cream fake bitches fake world...
- jimwhitey | 5 years ago | +6
  Here bro...(hands Cratt two blue pills) Its gonna be oooo k.
  - Crattt | 5 years ago | -2
    WTF DID YOU GAVE ME!!!ohh nottin its viagra...
    - jimwhitey | 5 years ago | +5
      Actually it was just two sweetarts ....its all in mind baby its all in the mind
      - Neritoc | 5 years ago | +1
        is there anything they can't cure?
        deleted | 5 years ago | +5
        herpes ..... dont ask
        pjp24 | 5 years ago
        Ugliness.
      - nookielookie | 5 years ago
        share?
        boredomstruck | 4 years ago
        please?
        richie153131 | 2 years ago
        My herpes? Are you sure.
    - EARNZ3279 | 5 years ago
      GIVE WORKS TOO,BUT JUST A THOUGHT...
    - EARNZ3279 | 5 years ago
      GIVE WORKS TOO,JUST A THOUGHT THOUGH
- Queef | 5 years ago | +1
  no... I think she's really a bitch
anastasiajubilee | 5 years ago | +6
uncle jim's white lightening. one shot cures what ails ya!
- jimwhitey | 5 years ago | +1
  You know it sissy....lol
FaHQ2 | 5 years ago | +6
100% Pure Alabama Black snake
KallyKat | 5 years ago | +5
Fake..deffinately..but still...Gawd Damn that is just....icky
- slikride | 5 years ago | +2
  What's so icky about donut glaze?
  - Cortana | 5 years ago | +2
    Can I dunk your donut?
    - deleted | 5 years ago | +1
      lets make donuts! cream donuts that is
    - slikride | 4 years ago
      Only if you promise to take a bite
irishjohn80 | 5 years ago | +5
i call shenanigans, shenanigans. if it was real it would be bigger.
- R3dneck | 5 years ago | +5
  I'll pistolwhip the next guy who says shenanigans!
  - joythief07 | 5 years ago | +3
    Hey Farva!
  - deleted | 5 years ago | +2
    Shenanigans.
Beeyahh | 5 years ago | +5
he must feel bad they made him wear a fake dick instead of using his two incher
- deleted | 5 years ago
  " wear a fake dick" made LOL
PhotoShopWarrior | 5 years ago | +5
Quick! We need to make some kind of racist remark so what's his name doesn't feel like we're picking on him...
- O22Y | 5 years ago | +8
  who that nigga precious?
  - jimwhitey | 5 years ago | +1
    BaaaaaZZZiiiinnnnngggggg!!!!
    - PhotoShopWarrior | 5 years ago
      Yup. I had to go there.. Thanks for understanding.. lol
      - jimwhitey | 5 years ago | +1
        Be gay, be straight, who gives a rats ass. Just dont be a JERK.
        O22Y | 5 years ago | +1
        lol couldn't have said it better myself.
  - Beeyahh | 5 years ago
    man fuck that bitch ass nigga
- deleted | 5 years ago | -1
  Pull your pants up, turn your hat around and get a job.
deleted | 5 years ago | +5
wow...she needs an anal bleaching...sorry, thats all I got, u guys took up all the good dick comments.
- j18speed | 5 years ago | +4
  Where other than H666 would you get to say "you guys took all the good dick comments". I love this place!
- PhotoShopWarrior | 5 years ago
  ..sassy bitch.
  - deleted | 5 years ago | +2
    you love it
- lovingthedead | 5 years ago
  the odd part is that fake or not ... her ass does need a major bleaching. damn. does she not know what charmin is for?
Sylvia | 5 years ago | +4
I want one of those for unblocking the sink
- Sylvia | 5 years ago | +2
  That sounds like a euphemism
deleted | 5 years ago | +3
Ok, I can't have been the only one to have noticed this but i'm sure after sex my legs feel a bit softer.
- deleted | 5 years ago
  My point being, maybe cum has magic skin smoothening power.
PissFlap | 5 years ago | +3
Anyone remember "King Dong" from the 80's ?!
- jimwhitey | 5 years ago
  yep
- massageplus | 5 years ago
  YES! In the 70's, a page had been ripped out of one of our parents porn mags (tho we had no idea what that was all about). We would huddle round and gawp at this mans appendage.
Discombobulated | 5 years ago | +3
Damn does he use a hefty bag for a condom?
- O22Y | 5 years ago | +2
  no he uses a fake dick :)
- Discombobulated | 5 years ago | +2
  And I bet sperm banks LOVE to see him cumming!
deleted | 5 years ago | +3
Now thats a horse of a different color...
- j18speed | 5 years ago | +1
  Psst... it's a weenie.
Goya | 5 years ago | +3
That chick should win an award for the first pic. Best "Omigod, there's an enormous fake dick on my shoulder" expression goes to...
deleted | 5 years ago | +3
Hung like horse! Of course, of course.
deleted | 5 years ago | +3
Bullshit, he is one of those clowns on monstersofocock.com, he uses a dildo over his little limp dick. They were proved fake long ago.
deleted | 5 years ago | +3
It's called PENISillin. I've heard it can cure many things. But, it has to be taken in MANY doses. =O
cannibalmonkey | 4 years ago | +3
that thing is fucking gross!!!!!!!!!!!! the dick is pretty nasty too lol!
kmb666 | 5 years ago | +2
Personal foul. Fake post!
anastasiajubilee | 5 years ago | +2
i don't know if it is fake or not i found it, strange stuff amuses me so here ya go!
- anastasiajubilee | 5 years ago
  and by strange i mean the size of his dick
deleted | 5 years ago | +2
When i was at school there was a rumor going round that my girlfriend had a 12" dildo that squirted yoghurt.
- BuzzBurbank | 5 years ago | +5
  Did it hurt her yog?
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