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It's stuck!!! oh well I had a Valentine for you all but it Looks like I need to go to the emergency room.
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Added: Feb 14, 2008 Category: Bizarre Tags: fisted fist anal ballpump pump man allanal suprise vday |
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You need to go to the morgue you wasted prick +11 reply As the Great Bob Marley once said, " No woman, no cry" I feel for ya... I was just sharing a gift. jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez +1 reply 
when your profile said you love all things anal i assume u ment hot chick and after you posted pics of your own pussy i had high expectations, now i fear your next post +2 replysuperman2050 posted 1 year agoREAD CLOSER. ahahahahahaaa. I get happy with myself and others. reply - this is true but i thought they were women, just show women we all love women +1 replysuperman2050 posted 1 year ago
ok ok already no more pics of me. I know your getting all bothered and such so from now on I sware not to share me unless it's a Holiday or something. +1 reply 
oh no please, don't stop, we all want to see a punching bag hangin...reminds me of Rocky +4 replyRAckatear420 posted 1 year ago
ADRIAN +1 replyWonky_Donkey posted 1 year ago
But don't it matter if nobody else is happy with you? +1 replyHyde in plain sight posted 1 year ago
fkn pukeing, allanal, starting to wonder, ya I kknow im fkn slow shouls have pic +1 replytwatsickle posted 1 year ago
He also sang "Jamming" which is much more appropriate for this photo, or how about "Stir it up" +5 reply Touché ***points award*** for you !!!! G +1 reply Come on! you gotta hand it to the guy!! wait.......scratch that shit... +1 reply 
oh, his hand is definately scratching shit replydouchecookies posted 1 year ago
Wonder if He Found His Keys reply 
his nut bag looks like a swollen tick!what an asshole! +1 reply 
All I can say is FAG, and FUCKING HOMO!!! replyJeffanderson5546 posted 1 year agohow the hell do u find the time to learn your body can do that type of shit!? reply 
Are you serious? What is his undercarriage doing? Why does his junk look like that? replydrflavor008 posted 1 year ago
Thats right dude have a good search your boyfriend is in there somewhere. +1 reply
If your nuts are itchy, this is not how you scratch them. +5 reply
It's good for shock value , but thats about it +1 replyfireball80ca posted 1 year ago
Does he keep a change of clothes in his ball sack?! +4 reply
oh why did I click on the pic even after I saw what it was??? why? +1 reply
If you look upside down the sac looks like a little head, it's even got a nose ring. reply OK I would like to retract that comment, am I that bored that I am looking at inflated scrota upside down? reply OK i would also like to retract that comment. +1 reply 
too late to retract dude-judgement has been passed already by many..... +1 replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
glad I'm not the only one that noticed that. ever seen stress relief squeeze things, where you squeeze it and the head gets big and red? looks a lot like this replywastingtime posted 1 year ago
H666 - MySpace for Freaks, Prolapses and Starfish Weiners. I wonder if these people use this site to pick partners up - now that would be revolting... +3 reply 
My guess is that somewhere in the world, some sick freak is bouncing up and down on his jumbo dildo while he masturbates with steel wool and looks at this picture. +5 replyCobra Dick posted 1 year ago- you've met j18speed then...? +2 replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
- ROFL CD...that image is priceless. replydkknight17 posted 1 year ago
And that would be wrong because???? reply
Top secret government goatse training course.... I cant believe someone leaked this photo. Erase your hard drives, big brother is watching. +3 reply
That sorry asshole has a sorry asshole +2 reply
i feel more and more normal...the more i see the assholes that get posteed on here..... +2 reply
my grandpa.. what a big sack you have... "why, the better to teabag you with my dear." +6 reply
i shall never shake your hands +1 replynookielookie posted 1 year ago
Wow Allanal's going all out on this one.... if thats you... thanks for sharing. I guess. I too am scared of future post. I don't wish you dead though. Happy V day....ahhahahahhaha damn it man! reply
That guy gave HIMSELF a stinkpalm! +1 reply
How did this guy misunderstand his loves request for a fistfull of candy for Valentines Day? +1 replyBuzzBurbank posted 1 year ago
Yeah, I'm not sure a fist full of shit was on her wish list. replyhumanwreckage posted 1 year ago
- Before I started viewing this site, I mistakenly thought that I had seen much of the underbelly of society, and of the depraved dark side of human nature. Now, with each new day, I realize how wrong I was.... +3 replyCobra Dick posted 1 year ago
This is what happens when you get diddled by your uncle. reply
Admitting it is the first step reply
- jus checken maself 4 prostate...nuttin bad +2 replyRAckatear420 posted 1 year ago
isn't that the creature from Silent Hill? +2 reply
AW Come on folks get a grip on yourselves. This guy did and I bet he feels better for it. replylonghair91 posted 1 year ago
jesus christ allanal +1 replyniaXaurellia posted 1 year ago
- Are the dimples in his sack below the silver ring where he once had another sack ring? replywastingtime posted 1 year ago
i don't like this. reply13thstepper posted 1 year ago
I'm guessing he makes himself talk by doing that?!? +1 reply
when your ass itch's, you gotta scratch it reply
- He's checking to see which boyfriend carved his initials in his turd with his tongue. replydkknight17 posted 1 year ago
I think he stored his bowling ball in his nutsach, and is trying to retrieve it. reply
- Well, I can guarantee you one thing...if you come in to my ER like that, I will laugh right in your face. There will be no holding back. +1 replyhumanwreckage posted 1 year ago
and then I'd probably by accident smack you in your face!!!!!!! Then maybe we could share a laugh!!!? +2 reply - No, then you get a code green, meaning you get about 5 burly men pounding your face in, 4 point restraints and probably a lovely trip to jail...with your hand STILL stuck in your ass. Yeah, I'll laugh at that too. +1 replyhumanwreckage posted 1 year ago
- Post a vid of that, and I'll give it 5 stars. replyCobra Dick posted 1 year ago
I'd still manage to give you a dirty sanchez to complete what you have already started on there toots!!!!! give you a little thing I like to call a "CODE BROWN" ahahahahahhaaa! reply - Yeah, so original, we've already coined the Code Brown phrase...and you'd still have the problem of being able to get close enough to me to do so...wouldn't ya. Besides, why you getting all pissy? Anyone that does stupid shit like this to themselves deserves to be laughed at. It's a totally avoidable situation. Believe me...if you go to any ER like that, they may not laugh in your face, but they sure as hell are behind your back. replyhumanwreckage posted 1 year ago
That's a good Idea.... maybe I would just start pissing everywhere!! anyone who takes the stance that you have, and works in the medical field has no place being there. You are there to help people like me when we need help. I could care less if you have a laugh or many after the fact. reply - No actually, you have to be numb and jaded to everything to work in the medical field, or else everything will get to you and you will kill yourself. I mean, seriously...if you were working in a hospital and someone had their hand stuck in their ass...wouldn't you find that even the least bit amusing? It's not exactly something you see everyday. +2 replyhumanwreckage posted 1 year ago
Its not?????? /me makes mental note not to apply for a job in a hospital. reply
Can I twang the band please?! reply
allanal lost his carkeys again. reply
Allanal - did your mom not breastfeed you? Jesus babe!! +1 reply No worries! she used both breast to feed me... I had homemade baby food to!!!! how bout you Ms. Page? hmmmmmmmm reply lol---Nursed till I was like 4---hence my fascination with beautiful boobs.... +1 reply Yours ARE very nice!!! Love the outfit too.....hot hott stuff.. Back to the boob thing, I got cut off after I bit Mom. she told me NO.. I guess I would laugh right after I bit expecting the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! +1 reply See now---Nibbles on the boob are a wonderful wonderful thing----ok....stop the boob talk....I gotta go take a shower or something.....Hmmm reply
(by the way) That band thing looks like what they use to castrate calves.... reply
LOL replypain_whore posted 1 year ago
Reminds me of a squirrel storing acorns for the winter. replyzerocommazero posted 1 year ago
shit...that's more like a gorilla hiding his coconuts... replymrs.fuckfrenzy posted 1 year ago
Richard Gere would be sooo proud right now. All we need now is a gerbil. Any takers? reply - Gerbils are passe. Give that femimale Gere a rabid weasel. replyCobra Dick posted 1 year ago
Looks like some one diggin for loose change in his nut sack. replyJACKINTHECRACK posted 1 year ago
best hat trick i've seen yet... where's the bunny? reply
- NOT the way to apply Preparation H! replybigtrucker99 posted 1 year ago
Sick fuck - he deserves the worst of whatever happens to him and his asshole. replyRIGHT AND EXACT posted 1 year ago
"just let me reach into my magic bag and voila!" +1 reply
hope he's not a chef reply
clap your hands around those balls hard enough and i bet that fist will pop out reply
- someone needs to explain to him how a cock ring works replywastingtime posted 1 year ago
He should reach in a pull himself inside out. What a fucking tool. reply
looks like you really got ya ass handed 2 ya... reply
- I must say this...fuck the wirters strike that recently took place...there are some seriously talented, witty, funny motherfuckers on this site. The comments, double entendres, witty rejoinders are often funnier than the actual photos. Some of you cats should really be writers for sitcoms. +1 replyRIGHT AND EXACT posted 1 year ago
so fucking sad replyRa Scorpio posted 1 year ago
His ball bag looks like a grenade. Pull the pin +1 reply 
"Pull the pin" Dammit, you beat me to it!!! replydaydreamer666 posted 1 year ago
I don't know why is he doing this and I don't want to...that's sick reply
Gays pinata reply
reminds me of this magic trick my uncle used to do with a quarter...behind my ear?...nah - that'd be no fun! reply
its like the porno version of total recall "Quade start reactor!" reply
can't... reach... my... cellphone... it's... down... my... ballsack... replypajalandia posted 1 year ago
aparently you diddnt hear me i said stick it threw your BOTTON hole!!!! reply
This is a nice trick if you can do it.......wonderful party piece. +1 reply
Disgusting.... reply
- Whats wrong with hes balls? replySk8tincrunkG posted 1 year ago
goddamm i think if she takes that load she's gonna drown! replyRickochet85 posted 1 year ago
- he's probably searching for where the sun don't shine>>>>>>' YOU'll never find th rainbow like that'! replyRickochet85 posted 1 year ago
I think he was reaching behind himself to lube his balls and he missed reply
- Is this for real!!!!!WTF replymarcandrew posted 1 year ago
I'm thinking the hand is in his ball sack because WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR NUTS!!!????? reply
"Dam it Jim, I'm a Doctor not a brick layer!" reply
- where's my watch? replycrotchfunk posted 5 months ago
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