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It's stuck!!! oh well I had a Valentine for you all but it Looks like I need to go to the emergency room.

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From: allanal
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Added: Feb 14, 2008
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  • gulfice posted 1 year ago
    You need to go to the morgue you wasted prick +11 reply
    • allanal posted 1 year ago
      As the Great Bob Marley once said, " No woman, no cry" I feel for ya... I was just sharing a gift. jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez +1 reply
      • superman2050 posted 1 year ago
        when your profile said you love all things anal i assume u ment hot chick and after you posted pics of your own pussy i had high expectations, now i fear your next post +2 reply
        • allanal posted 1 year ago
          READ CLOSER. ahahahahahaaa. I get happy with myself and others. reply
          • superman2050 posted 1 year ago
            this is true but i thought they were women, just show women we all love women +1 reply
            • allanal posted 1 year ago
              ok ok already no more pics of me. I know your getting all bothered and such so from now on I sware not to share me unless it's a Holiday or something. +1 reply
        • twatsickle posted 1 year ago
          fkn pukeing, allanal, starting to wonder, ya I kknow im fkn slow shouls have pic +1 reply
      • Giulia posted 1 year ago
        He also sang "Jamming" which is much more appropriate for this photo, or how about "Stir it up" +5 reply
    • mlaer posted 1 year ago
      his nut bag looks like a swollen tick!what an asshole! +1 reply
    • Nigga5000 posted 1 year ago
      how the hell do u find the time to learn your body can do that type of shit!? reply
    • drflavor008 posted 1 year ago
      Are you serious? What is his undercarriage doing? Why does his junk look like that? reply
  • sawan posted 1 year ago
    Thats right dude have a good search your boyfriend is in there somewhere. +1 reply
  • RayYay posted 1 year ago
    oh why did I click on the pic even after I saw what it was??? why? +1 reply
  • Giulia posted 1 year ago
    If you look upside down the sac looks like a little head, it's even got a nose ring. reply
    • Giulia posted 1 year ago
      OK I would like to retract that comment, am I that bored that I am looking at inflated scrota upside down? reply
    • wastingtime posted 1 year ago
      glad I'm not the only one that noticed that. ever seen stress relief squeeze things, where you squeeze it and the head gets big and red? looks a lot like this reply
  • PissFlap posted 1 year ago
    H666 - MySpace for Freaks, Prolapses and Starfish Weiners. I wonder if these people use this site to pick partners up - now that would be revolting... +3 reply
  • ninjirate posted 1 year ago
    Top secret government goatse training course.... I cant believe someone leaked this photo. Erase your hard drives, big brother is watching. +3 reply
  • redd posted 1 year ago
    That sorry asshole has a sorry asshole +2 reply
  • norejoe posted 1 year ago
    i feel more and more normal...the more i see the assholes that get posteed on here..... +2 reply
  • dejener8 posted 1 year ago
    my grandpa.. what a big sack you have... "why, the better to teabag you with my dear." +6 reply
  • gapescape posted 1 year ago
    Wow Allanal's going all out on this one.... if thats you... thanks for sharing. I guess. I too am scared of future post. I don't wish you dead though. Happy V day....ahhahahahhaha damn it man! reply
  • BuzzBurbank posted 1 year ago
    How did this guy misunderstand his loves request for a fistfull of candy for Valentines Day? +1 reply
  • Cobra Dick posted 1 year ago
    Before I started viewing this site, I mistakenly thought that I had seen much of the underbelly of society, and of the depraved dark side of human nature. Now, with each new day, I realize how wrong I was.... +3 reply
  • longhair91 posted 1 year ago
    AW Come on folks get a grip on yourselves. This guy did and I bet he feels better for it. reply
  • wastingtime posted 1 year ago
    Are the dimples in his sack below the silver ring where he once had another sack ring? reply
  • Maxman posted 1 year ago
    I'm guessing he makes himself talk by doing that?!? +1 reply
  • dkknight17 posted 1 year ago
    He's checking to see which boyfriend carved his initials in his turd with his tongue. reply
  • notanomad posted 1 year ago
    I think he stored his bowling ball in his nutsach, and is trying to retrieve it. reply
  • humanwreckage posted 1 year ago
    Well, I can guarantee you one thing...if you come in to my ER like that, I will laugh right in your face. There will be no holding back. +1 reply
    • allanal posted 1 year ago
      and then I'd probably by accident smack you in your face!!!!!!! Then maybe we could share a laugh!!!? +2 reply
      • humanwreckage posted 1 year ago
        No, then you get a code green, meaning you get about 5 burly men pounding your face in, 4 point restraints and probably a lovely trip to jail...with your hand STILL stuck in your ass. Yeah, I'll laugh at that too. +1 reply
        • allanal posted 1 year ago
          I'd still manage to give you a dirty sanchez to complete what you have already started on there toots!!!!! give you a little thing I like to call a "CODE BROWN" ahahahahahhaaa! reply
          • humanwreckage posted 1 year ago
            Yeah, so original, we've already coined the Code Brown phrase...and you'd still have the problem of being able to get close enough to me to do so...wouldn't ya. Besides, why you getting all pissy? Anyone that does stupid shit like this to themselves deserves to be laughed at. It's a totally avoidable situation. Believe me...if you go to any ER like that, they may not laugh in your face, but they sure as hell are behind your back. reply
            • allanal posted 1 year ago
              That's a good Idea.... maybe I would just start pissing everywhere!! anyone who takes the stance that you have, and works in the medical field has no place being there. You are there to help people like me when we need help. I could care less if you have a laugh or many after the fact. reply
              • humanwreckage posted 1 year ago
                No actually, you have to be numb and jaded to everything to work in the medical field, or else everything will get to you and you will kill yourself. I mean, seriously...if you were working in a hospital and someone had their hand stuck in their ass...wouldn't you find that even the least bit amusing? It's not exactly something you see everyday. +2 reply
                • EastBeast posted 1 year ago
                  Its not?????? /me makes mental note not to apply for a job in a hospital. reply
  • BettyPage posted 1 year ago
    Allanal - did your mom not breastfeed you? Jesus babe!! +1 reply
    • allanal posted 1 year ago
      No worries! she used both breast to feed me... I had homemade baby food to!!!! how bout you Ms. Page? hmmmmmmmm reply
      • BettyPage posted 1 year ago
        lol---Nursed till I was like 4---hence my fascination with beautiful boobs.... +1 reply
        • allanal posted 1 year ago
          Yours ARE very nice!!! Love the outfit too.....hot hott stuff.. Back to the boob thing, I got cut off after I bit Mom. she told me NO.. I guess I would laugh right after I bit expecting the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! +1 reply
          • BettyPage posted 1 year ago
            See now---Nibbles on the boob are a wonderful wonderful thing----ok....stop the boob talk....I gotta go take a shower or something.....Hmmm reply
  • BettyPage posted 1 year ago
    (by the way) That band thing looks like what they use to castrate calves.... reply
  • Chevy72 posted 1 year ago
    Richard Gere would be sooo proud right now. All we need now is a gerbil. Any takers? reply
  • withwood posted 1 year ago
    clap your hands around those balls hard enough and i bet that fist will pop out reply
  • SkiOne posted 1 year ago
    He should reach in a pull himself inside out. What a fucking tool. reply
  • RIGHT AND EXACT posted 1 year ago
    I must say this...fuck the wirters strike that recently took place...there are some seriously talented, witty, funny motherfuckers on this site. The comments, double entendres, witty rejoinders are often funnier than the actual photos. Some of you cats should really be writers for sitcoms. +1 reply
  • Kakarotto posted 1 year ago
    I don't know why is he doing this and I don't want to...that's sick reply
  • Ashdragon posted 1 year ago
    reminds me of this magic trick my uncle used to do with a quarter...behind my ear?...nah - that'd be no fun! reply
  • barneyy2k posted 1 year ago
    its like the porno version of total recall "Quade start reactor!" reply
  • pajalandia posted 1 year ago
    can't... reach... my... cellphone... it's... down... my... ballsack... reply
  • kickone posted 1 year ago
    aparently you diddnt hear me i said stick it threw your BOTTON hole!!!! reply
  • EastBeast posted 1 year ago
    This is a nice trick if you can do it.......wonderful party piece. +1 reply
  • Rickochet85 posted 1 year ago
    he's probably searching for where the sun don't shine>>>>>>' YOU'll never find th rainbow like that'! reply
  • WOLFIE67 posted 1 year ago
    I think he was reaching behind himself to lube his balls and he missed reply
  • am3jay posted 1 year ago
    I'm thinking the hand is in his ball sack because WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR NUTS!!!????? reply

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