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It's stuck!!! oh well I had a Valentine for you all but it Looks like I need to go to the emergency room.

Damn it
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From: allanal
Joined: 2 years ago
Uploads: 18 		Added: Feb 14, 2008
Category: Fuckedup Porn
Tags: fisted   fist   anal   ballpump   pump   man   allanal   suprise   vday  

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  • sawan | 2 years ago
    Thats right dude have a good search your boyfriend is in there somewhere. +1 reply
  • RayYay | 2 years ago
    oh why did I click on the pic even after I saw what it was??? why? +1 reply
  • Giulia | 2 years ago
    If you look upside down the sac looks like a little head, it's even got a nose ring. reply
    • Giulia | 2 years ago
      OK I would like to retract that comment, am I that bored that I am looking at inflated scrota upside down? reply
    • wastingtime | 2 years ago
      glad I'm not the only one that noticed that. ever seen stress relief squeeze things, where you squeeze it and the head gets big and red? looks a lot like this reply
  • PissFlap | 2 years ago
    H666 - MySpace for Freaks, Prolapses and Starfish Weiners. I wonder if these people use this site to pick partners up - now that would be revolting... +3 reply
  • ninjirate | 2 years ago
    Top secret government goatse training course.... I cant believe someone leaked this photo. Erase your hard drives, big brother is watching. +3 reply
  • norejoe | 2 years ago
    i feel more and more normal...the more i see the assholes that get posteed on here..... +2 reply
  • dejener8 | 2 years ago
    my grandpa.. what a big sack you have... "why, the better to teabag you with my dear." +6 reply
  • gapescape | 2 years ago
    Wow Allanal's going all out on this one.... if thats you... thanks for sharing. I guess. I too am scared of future post. I don't wish you dead though. Happy V day....ahhahahahhaha damn it man! reply
  • Cobra Dick | 2 years ago
    Before I started viewing this site, I mistakenly thought that I had seen much of the underbelly of society, and of the depraved dark side of human nature. Now, with each new day, I realize how wrong I was.... +3 reply
  • longhair91 | 2 years ago
    AW Come on folks get a grip on yourselves. This guy did and I bet he feels better for it. reply
  • wastingtime | 2 years ago
    Are the dimples in his sack below the silver ring where he once had another sack ring? reply
  • dkknight17 | 2 years ago
    He's checking to see which boyfriend carved his initials in his turd with his tongue. reply
  • notanomad | 2 years ago
    I think he stored his bowling ball in his nutsach, and is trying to retrieve it. reply
  • humanwreckage | 2 years ago
    Well, I can guarantee you one thing...if you come in to my ER like that, I will laugh right in your face. There will be no holding back. +1 reply
    • allanal | 2 years ago
      and then I'd probably by accident smack you in your face!!!!!!! Then maybe we could share a laugh!!!? +2 reply
      • humanwreckage | 2 years ago
        No, then you get a code green, meaning you get about 5 burly men pounding your face in, 4 point restraints and probably a lovely trip to jail...with your hand STILL stuck in your ass. Yeah, I'll laugh at that too. +1 reply
        • allanal | 2 years ago
          I'd still manage to give you a dirty sanchez to complete what you have already started on there toots!!!!! give you a little thing I like to call a "CODE BROWN" ahahahahahhaaa! reply
          • humanwreckage | 2 years ago
            Yeah, so original, we've already coined the Code Brown phrase...and you'd still have the problem of being able to get close enough to me to do so...wouldn't ya. Besides, why you getting all pissy? Anyone that does stupid shit like this to themselves deserves to be laughed at. It's a totally avoidable situation. Believe me...if you go to any ER like that, they may not laugh in your face, but they sure as hell are behind your back. reply
            • allanal | 2 years ago
              That's a good Idea.... maybe I would just start pissing everywhere!! anyone who takes the stance that you have, and works in the medical field has no place being there. You are there to help people like me when we need help. I could care less if you have a laugh or many after the fact. reply
              • humanwreckage | 2 years ago
                No actually, you have to be numb and jaded to everything to work in the medical field, or else everything will get to you and you will kill yourself. I mean, seriously...if you were working in a hospital and someone had their hand stuck in their ass...wouldn't you find that even the least bit amusing? It's not exactly something you see everyday. +2 reply
                • EastBeast | 2 years ago
                  Its not?????? /me makes mental note not to apply for a job in a hospital. reply
  • BettyPage | 2 years ago
    Allanal - did your mom not breastfeed you? Jesus babe!! +1 reply
    • allanal | 2 years ago
      No worries! she used both breast to feed me... I had homemade baby food to!!!! how bout you Ms. Page? hmmmmmmmm reply
      • BettyPage | 2 years ago
        lol---Nursed till I was like 4---hence my fascination with beautiful boobs.... +1 reply
        • allanal | 2 years ago
          Yours ARE very nice!!! Love the outfit too.....hot hott stuff.. Back to the boob thing, I got cut off after I bit Mom. she told me NO.. I guess I would laugh right after I bit expecting the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! +1 reply
          • BettyPage | 2 years ago
            See now---Nibbles on the boob are a wonderful wonderful thing----ok....stop the boob talk....I gotta go take a shower or something.....Hmmm reply
  • BettyPage | 2 years ago
    (by the way) That band thing looks like what they use to castrate calves.... reply
  • Chevy72 | 2 years ago
    Richard Gere would be sooo proud right now. All we need now is a gerbil. Any takers? reply
  • withwood | 2 years ago
    clap your hands around those balls hard enough and i bet that fist will pop out reply
  • SkiOne | 2 years ago
    He should reach in a pull himself inside out. What a fucking tool. reply
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 2 years ago
    I must say this...fuck the wirters strike that recently took place...there are some seriously talented, witty, funny motherfuckers on this site. The comments, double entendres, witty rejoinders are often funnier than the actual photos. Some of you cats should really be writers for sitcoms. +1 reply
  • Ashdragon | 2 years ago
    reminds me of this magic trick my uncle used to do with a quarter...behind my ear?...nah - that'd be no fun! reply
  • kickone | 2 years ago
    aparently you diddnt hear me i said stick it threw your BOTTON hole!!!! reply
  • Rickochet85 | 2 years ago
    he's probably searching for where the sun don't shine>>>>>>' YOU'll never find th rainbow like that'! reply
  • WOLFIE67 | 2 years ago
    I think he was reaching behind himself to lube his balls and he missed reply
  • am3jay | 2 years ago
    I'm thinking the hand is in his ball sack because WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR NUTS!!!????? reply

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