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Delicious nuts

Cutting of your penis for dinner looks fun!
by Primusinterpares 11 months ago (Tue, Jun 26, 2012) in Wtf (NSFW)
Delicious nuts
Delicious nuts
Delicious nuts
Delicious nuts
Delicious nuts
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Mao Sugiyama, 22-year-old "asexual" Japanese artist, had his genitals surgically removed at a hospital. He then took his frozen penis and scrotum home, seasoned and cooked them for five dinner guests. He cooked his genitals himself, supervised by a chef.

According to CalorieLab.com, Sugiyama publicly seasoned and braised his own genitals on a portable gas cartridge burner. Daily Mail reports that the genitalia were garnished with mushrooms and parsley. He charged the five diners $250 per person.
CalorieLab.com reports that the young man had initially considered eating his genitals himself but decided to invite guests instead.

The five genital eaters were a 32-year-old male artist, who said he was doing it for "research," a 30-year-old white-collar couple, who said they were simply "curios," an attractive 22-year-old woman, who said she wondered how it would feel, and a 29-year-old event planner Shigenobu Matsuzawa, who tweeted before the event, “It’s a once in a lifetime chance, so I decided on the spur of the moment to do it.”
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  • freakman420 | 11 months ago | +53
    Bet he don't got the balls to do it again.
  • TheBidz | 11 months ago | +11
    well i can tell you it's gonna be a small meal...
  • Joser | 11 months ago | +7
    Five guest I do not understand... I thought he was Japanese.
    • Stevarooni | 11 months ago | +10
      Maybe they "plump when you cook them"? :D
      • PrinceChazII | 11 months ago | +2
        For those not blessed with USA TV commercials, Ball Park Franks has this a jingle for their hot dogs.
  • HumptyFuckinDumpty | 11 months ago | +7
    After the dinner he asked,"How do my nuts taste,bitches?"
  • TheJoekenorer | 11 months ago | +7
    Aren't they supposed to be roasted on an open fire?
  • CharlesBronsin | 11 months ago | +6
    The people that said they were curios, I wonder how they eat. I've never seen a curio eat anything.
  • Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +6
    The mystery ingredient for the "Iron Chef" just keeps getting harder and harder.. ;)
    • electricalalchemy | 11 months ago | +1
      I bet this one remained quite flacid. And even softer in the poop chute.
  • leeloo | 11 months ago | +6
    I bet this dinner made him very excited....now he wishes to have his dick back again so he could fap to this whole event..ironic
  • Drummerer | 11 months ago | +4
    [image]I wonder if Andrew Zimmern is on this.
  • TheTool32 | 11 months ago | +3
    Fucking ASIANS are NUTS :#/
  • BorisYeltsin | 11 months ago | +5 -2
    He's gonna regret that when a chick comes onto him, and he wants to fuck but can't. Good life choice bro.
    • Whadafuk4 | 11 months ago | +1
      Dude is gayer than the rainbow flag he's flyin'.

      Side note: I know my dick is worth more than $1250. This lil' fucker is driving the price of cock down faster than the collapse of the Greek economy.
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    • deleted | 11 months ago | +1 -6
      And youre just a fucktard. Neg for you! Let the negging of me begin!
  • yardjock | 11 months ago | +3
    what color wine is served ?
  • fireball80ca | 11 months ago | +3
    As far as I see it he did the world a favor by not reproducing
  • Jasper7117 | 11 months ago | +2
    You are what you eat!
  • Rave | 11 months ago | +2
    Asain scrotum and balls? Must be "Cream of sum yung guy"...Had to say it
  • Rave | 11 months ago | +2
    Why would the ladies with the microphones in pic #4 have their faces blurred out? I mean it's just a guy serving up his nuts fo.....Ohhhh.
  • CelibateRifle | 11 months ago | +2
    This guys nuts, no seriously, they are HIS nuts.
  • JustDoIt | 11 months ago | +2
    Who in their right mind would go and paid $250 for a plate of penis? I would rather pay for Miami Heat & Okc final games.
  • shedwig | 11 months ago | +2
    Thats disgusting, wouldn't it just be really chewy? Or do you think it changes texture when it's cooked?
    • bobster | 11 months ago | +1
      So you've chewed and eaten raw penis?
      • shedwig | 11 months ago | +1
        I've chewed on a willy or two in my time, yes.
        • bobster | 11 months ago | +1
          Surely you were doing it wrong if it was chewy...
        • AmateurAuthor1 | 11 months ago | +1
          Only for research, yes?
          • shedwig | 11 months ago | +1
            Hey if a guy asks me to chew on his willy who am i to deny him.
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