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DIY Pussy

Make you own pussy from houshold items
by deleted 3 years ago (Thu, Jan 20, 2011) in Wtf (SFW)
Diy pussy
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  • ConnieLynne | 3 years ago | +13
    A mellon is cheaper and has it's own lubrication plus you can eat it or serve it to friends when done.
    • deleted | 3 years ago | +15
      make note to self to not eat fruit salad at ConnieLynne's summer picnic.............
      • sexyoc | 3 years ago | +1
        noted lol
    • zerocommazero | 3 years ago | +6
      Oh Connie. You are this generation's Martha Stewart.
  • Back40 | 3 years ago | +6
    Could you help us all out with some instructions?
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +6
    do you turn the sponges the other way if you like rough sex?
    • massageplus | 3 years ago | +1
      That's the DIY STD kit version!
    • flymsy | 3 years ago
      I'm thinking it's missing a rubber band somewhere near the entrance.
  • Azsiam | 3 years ago | +5
    I stuffed tuna in the fingers so it would be just like my sister, after she died.
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +4
    Now there's no need to spend money on a skank
    • Hellgates | 3 years ago | -3
      id need something way bigger than a shot glass.
      • Knees2YourFace | 3 years ago | +4
        in other words you need a thimble right?
        • Hellgates | 3 years ago | -3
          what part of "bigger" didnt you understand? one too many knees to the face i figure.
          • weebazweebaz | 3 years ago | +1
            you're the boy bleeding....he's still fighting..cockmuncher
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +3
    A chemical burn is always nice...
  • rongmothershuvit | 3 years ago | +2
    one must admit that is rather imaginative, the shit never crossed my mind
  • tracer | 3 years ago | +2
    prison crafty, and you can change the texture by just flipping the sponges to the green side
    • SticksAndStones | 3 years ago
      That for the most part is a FeFe. A little spit or lotion and you're in business.
    • deleted | 3 years ago
      Just give it a face and its your bitch
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +2
    Damn thats how it is supposed to be. when I made mine I put the green scrubby on the inside. No wonder my pud is read as a cherrie.
    • deleted | 3 years ago
      Dam spell check, Read=red fail :-(
  • jiggernaut | 3 years ago | +2
    I like wedging mine in between the couch cushions so I can have my hands free to rewind the porn.
  • reusedcondom | 3 years ago | +2
    Latex Pussy can NEVER taste smell or arouse as much as the real thing.. but on the plus side the Crotch-Brite can help clean up afterwards.. in case of a mess
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +2
    If you use the rough side of the sponges and leather glove you can pretend its margret thatcher
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