All right, which one of you is this?

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Category: Bizarre
Tags: masterbating   in   front   of   the   computer   looking   a   h666   with   a   bottle   in   his   ass   and   a   tool   in   his   dick  
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  • cripfolife posted 6 days ago
    rolling rock is a fag beer anyways!!! +17 reply
    • jalebron posted 6 days ago
      it can't be that bad if it gets you drunk enough to do that. Oh fuck, what am I saying? +6 reply
      • 13thstepper posted 6 days ago
        i dunno....something gay? +2 reply
        • laila.x posted 5 days ago
          erm, that invite to go out for a beer............sorry, im busy! reply
          • BettyPage posted 5 days ago
            The fact that they shoved a wrench up their urethra totally makes them NOT gay.....Geesh.....They just have a tool in their tool to open the Gay beer....Duh! +1 reply
            • junky83 posted 4 days ago
              a bottle opener and i cup holder, things men need -1 reply
    • StickyD21 posted 6 days ago
      Are you kidding? Nothing like a cold pale ale. Plus its one of the few beers with a hand-painted label! Whats not to like? +1 reply
      • jalebron posted 6 days ago
        when it's in your ASSSSS! +2 reply
        • StickyD21 posted 6 days ago
          LOL Thats a personal preference. I support the Crisp, Clean Taste of Lengendary Rolling Rock Pale Ale! +1 reply
      • cripfolife posted 5 days ago
        if you want a manly pale ale try some sierra nevada. shit makes rolling rock taste like fucking bubble gum reply
  • Dandeegirl posted 6 days ago
    Fess up you dirty boys...Who's trying this stuff at home??? +5 reply
    • j18speed posted 6 days ago
      Yeah... fess up! *looks around convincingly accusingly in a effort to detract attention from himself* +6 reply
  • hawtchica06 posted 6 days ago
    speed on his day off +4 reply
    • 13thstepper posted 6 days ago
      lol, mentioning speed means instant pluses. trickle down economics :) +3 reply
      • warmonger posted 6 days ago
        It would be funny if he came by and negged all of us +1 reply
        • hawtchica06 posted 6 days ago
          see...told yah its his day off. he is getting intimate right now with the pliers and bottle +1 reply
        • zerocommazero posted 6 days ago
          He wouldn't do that for threat of retaliation. I imagine he hears the Jaws theme in his nightmares and wakes in a cold sweat clutching his crown. ;) +4 reply
          • Cobra Dick posted 6 days ago
            Bad fish. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. +2 reply
  • warmonger posted 6 days ago
    OK WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TOOK MY LAST BEER !!!? OH never mind ...you can keep it +8 reply
  • mistressXXX posted 6 days ago
    Hmmm...I have an idea of who it is but my lips are sealed. +1 reply
    • jalebron posted 6 days ago
      ...so is his ass. :P +4 reply
      • warmonger posted 6 days ago
        It don't look like it's sealed or ever will be again well it "DEPENDS" on your point of view I guess reply
  • RatDog67 posted 6 days ago
    Son, come down here.... Why do all my beer bottles smell like shit????,,, and don't blame your mother. reply
  • warmonger posted 6 days ago
    I think he's gonna get the schlitz from drinking that cheep beer (yes I know it isn't schlitz beer) +1 reply
  • redd posted 6 days ago
    Quit fucking around and get a job asshole, you have way too much time on your sick perverted hands! +9 reply
    • RIGHT AND EXACT posted 4 days ago
      Hey Redd, even if he doesn't get a job and just lays around all day.....stop doing THIS kind of stupid shit! reply
  • ffoelssah posted 6 days ago
    It could be Robbie_2k7...check out his profile pics!!! +3 reply
    • thatsme posted 6 days ago
      I do not think that the man in the picture is robbie_2k7, there is to much prick and most definitely not enough bollocks, but the bottle looks about right reply
  • slightlydisturbed posted 6 days ago
    i got the urge to pick this dude up,shake him around a little then knock the top off that bottle-see if the fizz can send him into orbit! +3 reply
  • kes posted 6 days ago
    i was thirsty till i saw this ..... the phrase bottle opener springs to mind! reply
  • wh0re posted 6 days ago
    The pisscone guy will be around shortly to drink that beer. reply
  • 13 posted 6 days ago
    Catalin? Now ban you'r own account You Dirty Fcuk!!! +5 reply
  • sawan posted 6 days ago
    If a dude is going to smuggle beer like that at least it should be proper fkn beer . +4 reply
  • Gmike posted 6 days ago
    it would be funny if he leaned forward and lost that beer of his what a weird emergency room story reply
  • venom posted 6 days ago
    everyone knows its garage flower.. why you all hatin? reply
  • smurfspunk posted 6 days ago
    Reminds me of that phony T-shirt you can buy at carnis which says: Too bad that you can't fuck beer! Hmmmmm...... they should add: NOT! +2 reply
  • Rihanna posted 5 days ago
    try to stick a bottle of champagne up there and we'll talk about it... reply
  • BigBadDave85 posted 5 days ago
    Why blur out the face. If I could take a bottle up my ass with a wrench in my cock, I think I'd be thrilled to share it with everyone. +3 reply
  • shykitten42 posted 5 days ago
    Beer bottles aren't into rope & leather, talking dirty, or swinging with fruits & nuts. reply
  • hop head posted 5 days ago
    Should've been a bottle opener. (Even though Rolling Rocks are twist offs.) reply
  • TommyV posted 5 days ago
    You know you've had too much to drink when..... or he lost his beer coozy reply
  • RIGHT AND EXACT posted 5 days ago
    stupid, pathetic indiviual who deserves the worst that can happen to him involving those two things. reply
  • withwood posted 5 days ago
    do you think the spanner and bottle are connected to each other? reply
  • mushki posted 5 days ago
    Now look how to open the bottle with the spanner without using my hands!!! reply
  • halicon posted 5 days ago
    its a bad night of drinking when you wake up with a beer in your ass and a wrench in your dick lol reply
  • TriniPsycho posted 5 days ago
    Hmmmmm I wonder. Was it extreme bordome or was it one hell of a gay night out? reply
  • salar posted 5 days ago
    why he should go to work if he gets our tax benafitslol reply
  • heidi69 posted 5 days ago
    Hmmmm.. I dont really know what to say about this.. Whatever turns him on i guess reply
  • hard_core_princess posted 4 days ago
    Sorry guys but ALL American beer is as weak as piss & tastes a little like it too...get some good strong Aussie beer into you (NOT Fosters...it is NOT Australian beer...it is also shit) & see how you go... +1 reply
    • kickone posted 4 days ago
      just wondering if the reason you know what piss tastes like is the same reason i do lol?????? reply
  • Mud posted 4 days ago
    Don't try that anywhere. If you break above rule, Don't take pictures of it. If you break both above rules, don't post them on the internet. If you break all above rules, find a shotgun flavored popsicle and suck on it 'til it enables you to shake Kurt Cobain's hand. reply
  • Missi61385 posted 4 days ago
    LOL, he seems to have a melancholy look on his face. Like that is something completely normal that everyone does. reply
  • cursed600 posted 4 days ago
    well my guess is that this was a "gay-boys-night-out-working-on-the-yugo-in-the-garage-gone-bad" reply