jailbird

Don t look in the box don t look in the

A day in the life of squezzy jibs
by jailbird 3 years ago (Wed, Feb 24, 2010) in Funny (SFW)
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  • joythief07 | 3 years ago | +11
    So we settled on $27. WELL PLAYED, SIR.
  • fuckyerface | 3 years ago | +10
    meth is a wonerful drug.. what else could produce such a lovely confession tape. so, " Squezzy" was it a Tuesday when this took place?
    • rocklicker | 3 years ago | +2
      First thing I though was Tweeeeeeker!
      • jeg3698 | 3 years ago
        I thought of the dude from Breaking Bad
      • TRUONE | 3 years ago
        yea first thing to hit my mind was METH HEAD!
    • r1ch13 | 3 years ago
      LOL WHIGGER! "I got payed YEEEE strait to da platnum club!" God damn that Mcdonalds salary
  • DILLNAR | 3 years ago | +9
    my whole ... ah .. eleven inches
  • JackMahogoff | 3 years ago | +8
    This must be the funniest god damn upload EVER!
  • Sylvia | 3 years ago | +6
    Found an Ikea desk, made $27, got sucked off by a guy - days don't get much better than that! Ice Cube should write a song about it
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +6
    and god looked down from the sky and said , today squeezy, you become a fag, and your new name is squeezin jiblets
    • joshcoreTATTOOS | 3 years ago | +3
      It all makes sense, He was looking for Jacob's ladder but I guess he found his pole instead.
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +4
    Should have settled on $25
  • fireball80ca | 3 years ago | +4
    He let shim continue ?!?!?!?....... FAG
    • SheepShagger | 3 years ago | +1
      Some may say its not gay because their balls never touched. But when your still erect and you know its a guy ... Gay.
      • notorious | 3 years ago | +2
        but man, he was totally about to cum!!!
      • silverfox | 3 years ago
        I'm with you on this one shager, gay gay gay!!!!
  • OdinsWrath | 3 years ago | +4
    the white trash version of the crying game....
  • silverfox | 3 years ago | +3
    dont look in the box bro dont look in the box
    • silverfox | 3 years ago | +1
      if it were me he would have gotten a mouth full of knuckles right away
  • ConnieLynne | 3 years ago | +3
    Moral to the story: Don't reach into the box without looking first, there may be a snake in it!
  • JackMahogoff | 3 years ago | +3
    He left out the part where the tranny beats him stupid.
    • deleted | 3 years ago | +2
      Or......stupidER?
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +3
    I love how assholes always confuse bad luck with some greater power purposely having it out for them .
    • ill_sane | 3 years ago | +3
      just proves his limited intelligence, if you can call it that...
    • jeg3698 | 3 years ago
      I think its more confusing bad luck with being a dumb uneducated wigger
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +3
    Ive watched it like 20 times now. I cant get enough. "Uh....um...uh...11 inches". Then after all that bullshit lingo "Hustle, yo, mouth full of fist, pumping the pipe" etc. He grabs a handful of "penis" Dont clinic it up. You grabbed a dick!
  • douchebag666 | 3 years ago | +2
    I guess it's Tranny Tuesday not only on h666 but in Jib's world too.
  • Ivadirtyvitch | 3 years ago | +2
    One word......Victim. I don't care mate.
  • cammdc | 3 years ago | +2
    poor squeesy, jesus is droppin shit bricks on his head... everyday
  • Jolly | 3 years ago | +2
    ...and baby blue eyes, name was Russell.
  • rito1 | 3 years ago | +2
    When I 1st saw this video was over 6 min I said I don't want to watch this whole thing. I am so glad I did.
  • xrapex | 3 years ago | +2
    The question is if the bouncer didn't walk in would you have finished or taken it to another level. I would've keept going.
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +2
    You been to jail...Don't act like this ain't happened before!
  • deleted | 3 years ago | +2
    sinkers never come out on top
  • mymindseye81 | 3 years ago | +2
    absolutely hilarious!
  • Punchy748 | 3 years ago | +2
    I just don't understand... Really I don't. How the fuck a rich man in a Camaro gonna fit an Ikea desk into his rich man Camaro? HOW!? Fuck man, how?!?!?!
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