imurdaddy

Dude stuck in woman

The dude was caught having sex with another man's wife who suspected she was a cheater and did some voodoo on her
by imurdaddy 1 year ago (Mon, May 21, 2012) in Funny (SFW)
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  • EyeballPate | 1 year ago | +13
    Somehow I'm just not buying it. Unless he had albino bones in his pocket.
    • imurdaddy | 1 year ago | +2
      that had me on the floor good one lol
    • steady | 1 year ago | +2
      *Albeano.
    • Fapula | 1 year ago | +2
      I never have sex in Kenya without a witchdoctor general approved albino skin condom. It might do nothing to prevent pregnancy or AIDS, but it does prevent sticky situations like this.
    • deleted | 1 year ago | +1
      They're not really any different over there as they are here! Blaming it on someone/something else!
  • TexanYank | 1 year ago | +9
    Things could always be worse than voodoo...
    [image]
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 1 year ago | +9 -1
    Did he come?

    It could have been worse...he could have been stuck in her mouth!

    I'm just wondering how long did they lay there before they figured out it was voodoo and the husband was behind it.

    "...Bitch will you let me go?! You got some strong ass kegal muscles!!!..."

    "...It ain't me motherfucker! Would you please get off me?...."
    • Fapula | 1 year ago | +2 -1
      It's also lucky for him it isn't Tuesday yet
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +6
    Cheaters Africa
  • imurdaddy | 1 year ago | +5
    Apparently its called Coitus%uFEFF Captivus so theres no magic involved
    • waiatt | 1 year ago | +3
      what an odd word.
      • EyeballPate | 1 year ago | +2
        It was the ufeff that threw me. I think its a voodoo word.
      • imurdaddy | 1 year ago | +1
        i went on google and did some research made me sound like sheldon cooper for a sec coitus
        • camp89 | 1 year ago | +1
          Better than Anderson Cooper.
    • deleted | 1 year ago | +1
      No thats hope and change you can believe in.
  • GODnGuns | 1 year ago | +4
    Hows the spell go, "there is no escape from your huge black hole."
  • CoonassBlackman | 1 year ago | +4
    [image]Who do you Voodoo BITCH !?
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +4 -1
    Holy racial void! No one made a comment about "black magic" you crazy kids are slackin' well here goes! They be all black and shit plus they stankin up the place wit theys magic! Fuck. Awful. Just awful.
    • 2ndhandsmoker | 1 year ago | +1
      I didn't get here in time but I was going to make a Carlos Santana joke.
    • MayanVillager | 1 year ago | +1 -2
      Ha ha ha I read it and it sounded like something Donkey from shrek would say in the movies.
      Plus
  • WonkyDonkey | 1 year ago | +3
    Knock her the fuck out. That'll relax her muscles!!!
  • TheBidz | 1 year ago | +3
    just pour some cold water on the fuckers that ll get em loose!
  • Wagingwetard | 1 year ago | +2
    I would gladly accept the "its so tight you might not get it back challange" that witch doctor would make millions over here..
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +2
    Trust me even if I had to punch that bitch in the head I'd get my cock back. Im the back door man!
  • olympicFapper | 1 year ago | +2
    Is this a TIA moment?
    • bobster | 1 year ago | +2
      why yes, yes it is
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +2
    Maybe the knotty boy has a dog dick
  • Auroravfim | 1 year ago | +2
    i cant believe it!........................ they have ATMs in that shithole?
    • Fapula | 1 year ago | +1
      They call it an ATM, it's really a midget in a box
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