Actually its a myth about how many spiders we eat. Spiders, who are prone to be afraid of us, even when sleeping, usually will not venture close to us. Let alone our open mouths. They do not like damp warm places such as our mouths. We also breath, which frightens spiders away, and also makes it extremely difficult for them to get inside in the first place.

That's what happens when you try to blow Spiderman and don't swallow properly.

and the average me eats 8-10 pussies every 6 months