The average person eats 8-10 spiders a year while sleeping

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	From: jumpit Joined: 2 years ago Uploads: 30	Added: Nov 10, 2007 Category: Bizarre Tags: spider eat asleep sick nasty huge gross legs

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vespa150 | 2 years ago
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COOL ive seen that film its the thing init +1 reply

Robbie_2k7 | 2 years ago
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init. Safe bruv, yous spot on wiv that mush. +1 reply

jumpit | 2 years ago

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I think I know which one your talking about with Kurt Russel I think. This isn't from the movie but was probably inspired by it. I can see how you made that connection. reply

ashie | 2 years ago
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The Thing? reply

Angstrum | 2 years ago
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It's just her tongue escapeing due to extreme hallitosis. reply

vespa150 | 2 years ago
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ah wrong it was a bloke and his head streched of the table then the spider grew out!! reply

vespa150 | 2 years ago
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i like very much tho reply

OChill | 2 years ago
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Now I have to wash my mouth with bug spray. +1 reply

Sir Waffles | 2 years ago

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Actually its a myth about how many spiders we eat. Spiders, who are prone to be afraid of us, even when sleeping, usually will not venture close to us. Let alone our open mouths. They do not like damp warm places such as our mouths. We also breath, which frightens spiders away, and also makes it extremely difficult for them to get inside in the first place. +4 reply

ashie | 2 years ago
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Thank god for that! I hate spiders ;) reply

pixiepal | 2 years ago
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THANK GOD FOR THAT! reply

wdmold | 2 years ago
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yep, my breath will kill anything within 20 feet of me +1 reply

frickinwillie | 2 years ago

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The average person eats 8-10 spiders a year while sleeping as opposed to the average whore which eats 8-10 gallons of cum per year while awake and daydreaming of spiders. reply

Jobbie Capone | 2 years ago
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sir waffles is right. also do you really think there is a way to find an average on this subject. use your head man. reply

PissFlap | 2 years ago
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That's what happens when you try to blow Spiderman and don't swallow properly. +4 reply

jumpit | 2 years ago
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that was hilarious, plus one to you reply

mufasa | 2 years ago
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home run....P.S. reply

j18speed | 2 years ago
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I think it's eating her. reply

ashie | 2 years ago
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Going in or coming out... it's nasty either way. reply

PhotoShopWarrior | 2 years ago
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Cool shop job. Kudos to the creator of this. +1 reply

Boontobias_132 | 2 years ago
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Pretty awesome pic, but fyi, that line is a myth. :D reply

pixiepal | 2 years ago
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Whatever it is it's totally disturbing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reply

wdmold | 2 years ago
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how many spiders do we eat when were awake reply

slightlydisturbed | 2 years ago
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tastes like chicken.... reply

Macduff | 2 years ago

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spider whore spider whore, slurping on spider cock, eats the jizz enjoys the fizz, sometimes has spider mouth babies, look out there goes the scary back alley spider whore +1 reply