got to love the beastie boys. now just tell him to handcuff himself to the bed post and leave him there with the cam going till they fall off. serves him right for being dumb enuff to do that to his boys. what did his balls ever do to him to deserve this?
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I can see his balls exploding ...and not in the way he plans it
So, in one way or another, he's going to burst for joy?
deleted | 5 years ago | +2
I grew up raising animals. That is actually a castration device. It's the most human way to castrate. Instead of cutting out the testicles and causing extreme pain this "system" avouds testicular pain altogether(well maybe not altogether) by cutting off the blood supply to the scrotum. After the rubber bands are left on for awhile the sac shrivels up and rots off. If you see this guy running around take away that tool so he can't get the bands off. In a month, he'll be a Lou Reed song.
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