Electricity

I think I'd try Viagra first.

Hoping he'd turn the lights off, I wanted to see if his spunk glowed in the dark

Why would you want to send your dick back to the future ? It's no good there! +4

"1.21 Jigowatts!!" +3

giga~what?

and a delorean riding at 88 miles per hour...

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - Electricity Chosen, because yes, it made it kind of funny. +7

women have been doing this for years. it's called a vibrator. +4

Maybe it was because he was fuckin' electryfying it, till it came. Oh shit ! I know what the fuck is this!! Watch and be amazed , This is how the jerk off in future !!!!1 +1

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Song by British band Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark titled Electricity and song lyrics here: The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me Nevermore to be free Electricity, nuclear and H.E.P. Carbon fuels from the sea Wasted electricity Our one source of energy Electricity All we need to live today A gift for man to throw away The chance to change has nearly gone The alternative is only one The final source of energy Solar electricity Electricity Electricity Electricity Electricity Electricity E...........

What? That's not painful...pedophiles need their hands and junk cut off.

So in other words it was you in the video. We have rules about that shit. "Don't post pictures or video of yourself"

huh?

...soooo then plug it into the cig lighter and abide ''Handsfree Laws''???

I'm sure that is not a problem you will ever have to deal with...(panting)...ah geez...did I just sound like a goober or what...?

using your hands is over rated nowadays, its all about shocking yourself, pulling out pubic hair and almosta ny other bizzare way you can climax w/o acctualy touching yourself X_o