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• Morana posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97... wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are NOT as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing. Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. +10 reply

• funnymonkeydingdong posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor ha ha, i like that song too reply

• livedoen4 posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor Too late for the class of 97. reply

• Morana posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself. Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch. Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone. Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. +1 reply

• Morana posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out. Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth. But trust me on the sunscreen. +3 reply

• yanidez posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor wow did you memorize all that lol reply

• berniebulk posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor owe you again babe reply

• LadderMan posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor Plus One just for typing all that out. +1 reply

• Morana posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor I guess you dont know I am the copy/paste queen, as someone called me before? :P +2 reply

• Cobra Dick posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor That's fine by me, Morana. I always appreciate your postings and enjoy your comments, and following this advice would benefit almost anyone. reply

• PissFlap posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor We soon copy/pasted some insults against that guy in your defence ! reply

• Macduff posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor You are way beyond that petty insult, you are our wise woman, a sage and high priestess of the pervesre and we all love you so!!! plus one ot you! reply

• Macduff posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor who called you that again? reply

• hotstuff69 posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor lol damn morana, well done, I had forgotten that song to the ages until just now. reply

• Macduff posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor wish someone would have told the class of 85 all this then reply

• yanidez posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor Ouch thats gonna hurt!! Lets all give her a tap on the back lol reply

• heavenlover posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor she`s been spanked all over reply

• Albino Avenger posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor Being albino, I get my fair share of sunburns. When I was 8, I was hospitalized for third degree burns. Should have worn sun block. reply

• humanwreckage posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor Yup, I know this feeling all too well, sunblock is my friend. reply

• sdtuu posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor now she has a reason to scream during sex +1 reply

• hotstuff69 posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor Well she can look on the bright side, lol wait she already did! reply

• hotstuff69 posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor Anyway, she's probly only got 3 forms of cancer instead of all 13 reply

• dvs1 posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor repost reply

• the-sentinel posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor This girl is very attractive.... dumb as fuck for turning herself into a human bbq, but attractive none the less. Just dont expect to have interesting conversations with her. reply

• duvessa_belladonna posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor This is why i stay out of the sun, i always burn to a damn crisp reply

• coop posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor i've heard that semen has the same soothing effects as pure aloe vera. did someone say bukake?? reply

• massageplus posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor You're a crisp!!? reply

• mufasa posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor red-rover....red-rover...send this dumb-ass right over reply

• Squee posted 1 year ago rate it: good poor haha, goddamn that has got to hurt, but those tan lines are fucking hot reply