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Cross-eyed tits????

eyes and tits a matching set
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From: lance ramjet
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Added: Apr 05, 2008
Category: Funny
Tags: crosseyed   ugly   tits  
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  • sawan posted 9 months ago
    Well at least she wont see you when you fck her she will think its the dude perving over at the corner. +5 reply
    • jhentros posted 9 months ago
      they thought it would be better when they got her naked... they thought wrong... +3 reply
  • ecorock posted 9 months ago
    She's just a fuckin mess. +12 reply
    • smurfspunk posted 9 months ago
      Maybe her priest just fucked her during mess?! +2 reply
      • sawan posted 9 months ago
        A sceintist dropped her on her head while she was still in the test tube?? +2 reply
      • misFortune posted 4 months ago
        they only fuck young boys, remember? ONE MORE REASON NOT TO BELIEVE, have you noticed i'm just not that funny in the morning ,balls +1 reply
    • superman2086 posted 9 months ago
      id fuck her from behind pull out and ram it in her ass as hard as i could to to un cross everything reply
  • j18speed posted 9 months ago
    I'd do her just for the sake of telling the story! +9 reply
    • j18speed posted 9 months ago
      Wait... no way! She's got a little stretch mark on her side. I'm out! +1 reply
      • BallsDeep007 posted 9 months ago
        A little? It looks like a fuckin' stab wound. +4 reply
        • misFortune posted 4 months ago
          you should see mine this is nothing but i've had a child so that's my excuse what's hers reply
      • Wonky_Donkey posted 9 months ago
        It's not a stretch mark it's a hoof mark That's why her eyes have gone like that. Donkey bags another one. Yippe-eeyore-mutherfucker. +14 reply
    • warmonger posted 9 months ago
      I do her if she lived in another city and I was drunk What ??!! I know you've done worse lol +4 reply
      • warmonger posted 9 months ago
        It's not like I'm gonna see her face down in the dark anyway reply
  • proflight posted 9 months ago
    I would be nice to her and give her all the love she needed so she would have loads of confidence and represent france in a miss world title run +11 reply
    • sawan posted 9 months ago
      It woult take more than a kiss from a frog to make her look good proflight. Here's 100K and she can buy herself some sweets with the 50 cents change!! +1 reply
  • lance ramjet posted 9 months ago
    if you think she's bad you should see the state of our kids, billie bob and mary lou. Momma always said it was a bad idea marrying my sister +9 reply
  • redd posted 9 months ago
    She told her plastic surgeon that she woul pay for half of her boob job and face lift now and the other half later! +4 reply
  • sawan posted 9 months ago
    Must be a bitch at dinner time .I'd love to see how she gets a fork into her mouth without stabbing herself in the face. +7 reply
  • BigRobot posted 9 months ago
    I'd do her, I'd just cover her right side up with a sheet. +2 reply
  • mlaer posted 9 months ago
    I SHALL NAME HER GOOGLE,CAUSE THOSE EYES JUST KEEP SEARCHIN! +13 reply
    • R3dneck posted 9 months ago
      Fun Fact: there's only 7/16ths of an inch between the a on the keyboard and the capslock key. Not that far to turn it off eh? reply
  • mistressXXX posted 9 months ago
    Bet she'd have a hell of a time finding a sugar daddy! +3 reply
    • Discombobulated posted 9 months ago
      I bet she would have a hard time finding a lot of things with that one eye looking at the inside of her skull. +3 reply
  • Donwapo posted 9 months ago
    As ugly as she looks I bet she could suck a mean dick. +1 reply
    • pogomama posted 9 months ago
      with looks like that she has to make up for it some how. +3 reply
  • SUPER_VILLAIN posted 9 months ago
    When I sit down to eat, I get sexy! When I go to bed, I get hungry! I saw a man lying in the street, and I said, "Can I help you?" He said, "No. I just found a parking space. Now I'm waiting for my wife to go buy a car!" +3 reply
    • warmonger posted 9 months ago
      You're a funny guy but you should start participating just a little better Man reply
  • irishjohn80 posted 9 months ago
    im not fucking her again, if thats what my two minutes does four minutes will turn her eyes inside out +4 reply
  • slicktop posted 9 months ago
    with looks like that, I hope to god her legs are crossed too! +4 reply
  • 13thstepper posted 9 months ago
    hey! i've never fucked someone this ugly! i needed an ego boost, YAY!!! =D reply
  • feathers posted 9 months ago
    I've just pissed myself! She is the most............ sorry, I've just pissed myself +1 reply
  • tojo38 posted 9 months ago
    She's blind in one tit and can't see out of the other. +1 reply
  • HoraceRider posted 7 months ago
    At least her lipstick is put on straight. How the fuck did she manage to do that? reply
  • misFortune posted 4 months ago
    it's a shame really if not for the freaky eyes she has a pretty sweet face , AAAH see i'm not a morning person i become sweet all of a sudden reply

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