TexanYank

Bad Shroom Trip

He never got to go to Florida...
by TexanYank 1 year ago (Wed, May 16, 2012) in Funny (NSFW)
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2:20- Don't tazer me. DON'T TAZER MEEEE!
2:32- SHIT! I saw him... rub.. his SHIT!
2:41- He's going to put that shit in my butt! SHIT! SHIT! I fucking hate God. Do not put that shit in my butt, I wana go to heaven, heaven!
2:56- Nononononono he's gonna hurt me, HE'S GONNA HURT MEEEE!
3:05- I'm going to Florida baby I'm going to Florida!
3:20- (Cop) What have you been taking?
3:32- WHAT? Mushrooms...
3:38- I.. HATE SPIT.
3:55- I'm going to get a job..
4:01- Please sir, can I get up? i need to get a job.
4:08- Does that meean I'm gay?
4:10- My daddy told me, MY DADDY!
4:35- DO NOT SHIT UP MY ASS!
4:40- (Firefighter) We're not going to man.
5:00- I hate planes...
5:22- (To random cop walking by) I know you!
5:34- HELP! NO! Take me home...
5:57- (Cop) We're worried about you
6:00- I GOTTA GO HOME
6:04- You just gotta rememberrrr! Florida! Florida! Florida!
6:13- (Cop) Stay right there.
6:20- (Cop) We need to take care of ya ok? This is it right here...
6:23- No shit! This is the stupidest fucking shit.
6:28- *Singing* Any I do doesn't matter! Uh uh uh yea baby! DO NOT FUCK ME!
6:37- This guy is gonna.. Whoa Big Bertha!
6:44- (The Kid farts)
6:47- I remember, I think I had to shit.
6:56- Check his blood pressure. Check that dudes blood pressure.
7:02- I got to spit. SHIT SPIT AWH FUCK AWH SHIT I GOTTA GO TO FLORIDA.
7:11- Hey.. You remember that.
8:04-OWE MY BLOOD PRESSURE!
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  • deleted | 1 year ago | +10
    He seems like a FUNGI to be with!
  • wolfalone | 1 year ago | +7
    [image] do you know how fast you were RUNNING?
    • YourBabysDaddy | 1 year ago | +2
      "these shnozberries taste like shnozberries"
  • schmiddles | 1 year ago | +4
    It's so common that videos show cops being rough with people or even blatantly violent, but this guy ran then gave up and they didn't even jam a knee in his back or whack him with a baton. I'd buy them all a round of doughnuts.
  • cosmicsmoker | 1 year ago | +3
    yeah, i've done shrooms too many times to count and i don't think i've ever been like this. of course i've never been arrested while tripping either.
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +3
    I've never flipped out myself while tripping , but I have seen others do it , twice . When you flip , you flip all the way .
  • brohamn | 1 year ago | +4 -1
    IT's a motherfucking shame that the police have made citizens standing on their own private property afraid to observe whats going on. Our rights are deminising by the day. Fuck this power hungry socialist government that America is turning into. Years ago the neighbors would have ran out and helped the first cop if it were needed
  • Jfritz | 1 year ago | +2
    that's not JUST mushrooms, he musta been an ass / demented to begin with. I remember finding a field that we could pull a 5 gallon bucket an hour, I had to have boiled down 100 caps into a 2litre bottle and still didn't get this retarded... although the Florida sunset did make the wind-swept sand vibrate
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +3 -1
    In todays gospel, the lord tells us how we should live, if we wish to attain the splendor of heaven. Or something like that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat. Yep the lord sure did say a lot of hibity jibity bibity swibity. But has he ever really done anything for us?
    • Jfritz | 1 year ago | +1
      your preachers name was Abraham eh?
    • Evermind | 1 year ago | +1
      Plussed you for the movie reference. Made me laugh so hard when I read through it!
  • GODnGuns | 1 year ago | +2
    Half way thru this I was hoping the cops would taze the dumbass camera man.
  • apathy | 1 year ago | +2
    I almost pity this guy. You know his trip felt like a month in hell
  • TheJoekenorer | 1 year ago | +2
    This renews my latent hunger for the cubes. It's been a number of years now, the time has come.
  • KINGOFKINGS | 1 year ago | +2
    May be hes a rape victim
  • Mew | 1 year ago | +2
    Ohhh no...no no dont bring that shit to Florida we have enough of this to deal with
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