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Forgot to whipe before sex scene ?

No problems !!
by catalin 11 months ago (Wed, Jun 20, 2012) in Porn Fail (Porn)
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  • Stiffie2001 | 11 months ago | +6
    she dosnt know how to use the sea shells
    • TheJoekenorer | 11 months ago | +2
      Lol, Demolition Man? I was surprised when I learned how that really worked.
      • Stiffie2001 | 11 months ago | +3
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        • TheJoekenorer | 11 months ago | +1 -1
          Lmfao, that's great, but not what I meant. There is an actual method that they are referring to.
          • TheJoekenorer | 11 months ago | +1 -1
            Ok. You take the first seashell and obviously scrape the shit off your ass, that's a given. The second seashell scrapes what little is left off your ass. The third seashell is to clean the other two off. What they don't mention is efficiency requirements and the conservation of water principal that would theoretically be in place in a overpopulated future. Ideally, if you scrape you ass with a maximum of three seashells, then they would all be easy to clean with a minimal amount of water.
            • TheJoekenorer | 11 months ago | +1 -1
              What they also don't tell you is that the toilet shouldn't have water in it, but rather a biodegradable substrate such as wood chips or mulch, that would be periodically churned and covered with a layer of lime to control the smell. But that wouldn't fit the pristine image of the future that the movie was themed on.
              • TheJoekenorer | 11 months ago | +2
                For more information about the real 3 seashells, click here. The subject is more fascinating than you might think.
                • Stiffie2001 | 11 months ago | +1
                  that link makes complete sense
                  • TheJoekenorer | 11 months ago | +1
                    It all sounds like bullshit until you see it.
                    • CaptainFlyscratch | 11 months ago | +1
                      man, that is some PhD shit on that link...I had trouble understanding at first but the summary made it all clear.
  • BLOKE | 11 months ago | +4
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    • Scottish | 11 months ago | +2
      Perfect for when your breath smells like shit.
  • CaptainFlyscratch | 11 months ago | +3
    "apparently she shit's lucky charms cause this dude aint slowing down" - classic
    • bb2687 | 11 months ago | +2
      I second that!
  • mwstewart80 | 11 months ago | +2
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  • hotcorpse | 11 months ago | +2
    always check...... ALWAYS.
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