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Forniphilia.....

Incorporating the human form into furniture.
by waiatt 12 months ago (Wed, Jun 06, 2012) in Kink (Porn)
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  • Cigarmann | 12 months ago | +16
    ....do you have one that incorporates a cigar ashtray and place to store a decanter of bourbon.....
    • imurdaddy | 12 months ago | +7
      [image]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1176723/cuba_cigar_350_original.jpg
      • Cigarmann | 12 months ago | +10
        ummm....don't want to know where the bourbon is kept.....
        • fornow | 12 months ago | +1 -3
          what
      • oyxter | 12 months ago | +6
        Hey, that's my aviator
        • Budwhite | 12 months ago | +5 -1
          You spelled avatar wrong.
          • bobster | 12 months ago | +14
            no he spelled aviator right
            • comaTOASTpsycho | 12 months ago | +5
              [image]Earliar on.....she had Bourban...but now....she is hooked to her contradiction(empty):(
        • MasterBaker | 12 months ago | +1 -1
          LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL aviator??
          i hope that wasnt on purpose, because if not i loves ya
    • waiatt | 12 months ago | +2
      something along the lines of "vises for your vices?"
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +16 -9
    Ok..I don't want to start anything but I've got to say this .....boy white folks can sure get up to some shenanigans can't they???!!!!

    Who thinks of this stupid shit?

    You find me five naked niggers that are willing to form a human bookshelf for shits and giggles and I'll eat my fucking hat!!!

    And then find me a brother that says,

    "...why SURE I'll come to your dinner party..but ONLY if you strap a harness to my body upon which you can place a tray of strawberries while my nuts are bound and gagged and the business end of said harness is firmly inserted in my colon. Do I have to R.S.V.P.?....."

    Please no race wars/threads...I'm just saying...damn!!!
    • Blumpkin | 12 months ago | +17 -3
      I guess it's better than using black people as wind chimes.
      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +4
        Au contraire mon fere...we're quite melodic!!!
        • bobster | 12 months ago | +4
          that is true, black people have rhythm!
          • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +4
            We do???!!

            Oh stop joshing.

            The next thing you know you'll be saying that we're quite adept at basketball!

            :)
            • fkbisme | 12 months ago | +7
              Better at that than you are at swimming.
            • deleted | 12 months ago | +3
              I take issue with these statements! Why I'm half black myself! I'm black from the waist down and white from the wallet/credit score up.
        • deleted | 12 months ago | +1
          *frère
          almost is not acceptable for a grammar nazi
      • Syncubus | 12 months ago | +2
        I don't even know why this is funny.
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      • Balloonknot | 12 months ago | +6 -11
        I like seeing black people strung up like wind chimes, reminds me of when my grandpa talks about the good old days.
        • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +11 -3
          I guaranetee you, you'd be far more titillated if your grandmother would tell you about the good old days...you know when massa would go out a hunting and she was left all alone surrounded by a field of big, black, sweaty young bucks and then.... well I'll let your grandmother finish the story...take it away nana!!!!
    • shedwig | 12 months ago | +7
      I've found black crossdressers, transexuals, guys into femdom and being fucked by strapons, and also black guys who get turned on by being called nigger in two miniutes, believe black guys like kinky sex too?
      • treeshaka | 12 months ago | +5
        I like being called nigger while Im having sex too..........
        • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +2
          I'll be sure to remember that the next time I'm behind you with both of my hands on your shoulders!!!
          • jajaallen | 12 months ago | +2
            Wear a couple of condoms I hear his ass gets around a lot.....


            Again for those of you not realizing we are kidding, its a joke, well every part but the condoms. He is passed around a lot.
      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +3
        I have said on these pages AD NAUESUM that there are no absolutes when it comes to stereotypes...I have no doubt that you have found those things...I am somewhat curious as to what set you off onnthat journey..but that's another story for another time.

        I was sort of joking when I wrote that text...it wasn't meant to get anyones hair in a lather.

        The fact of the matter is EVERYONE likes kinky sex...you can find members of every race engaging in acts that the church would frown upon.
        • jajaallen | 12 months ago | +3
          It would seem that racial tensions are just as bad off on here as they were several months back. Listen stereotypes of any kind just feed the fire of ignorance. Being racially motivated to judge based on skin color is the feces created when stupidity eats too much hatred. R&E as well as several others on here joke around about these stereotypes because it is one sure way to change the opinions of others by using humor to demonstrate the stupidity behind those very stereotypes.
      • nmashkii | 12 months ago | +1
        I've never seen a mini-Ute. Most Utes I know are kinda on the large side.
        • shedwig | 12 months ago | +1
          Mini Utes only live in a small part of the UK.
    • Budwhite | 12 months ago | +3
      Nowhere during the course of looking at this thread did anything race related enter my mind.
    • stankmaster | 12 months ago | +2
      R&E, forget about the human bookshelf. I don't think I could find another black man that uses the word "shenanigans".
    • waiatt | 12 months ago | +1
      but you do have kinky hair,
    • BarackNobama | 12 months ago | +1
      [image]
      Not to start a race war, but is this better?
    • treeshaka | 12 months ago | +1
      It is white people like this that give us other crackers a bad name............I just want to know where their dicks are in the bookshelf shot?
      • jajaallen | 12 months ago | +1
        Your mouth and ass?
        • waiatt | 12 months ago | +2
          It's made by Ikea,they haven't installed them yet
    • Budwhite | 12 months ago | +1 -2
      You're racist dude. You spend so much time trying to convince yourself you're not, when it's so easy to say, "I'm a racist."
      • jajaallen | 12 months ago | +5
        Bud R&E isn't really a racist he is just trolling a bit, so you have to troll back a bit. example would be: You are correct R&E you would never see any brothers doing that, mostly because that would require some work, and everybody knows that you will never find a group 5 brothers that want to work. Taaa daaa!
        • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +2 -1
          "....everybody knows that you will never find a group 5 brothers that want to work....."

          I don't know jajaalien...The Temptations tour year round!

          Taaaaa Daaaaa!!!!!
          • jajaallen | 12 months ago | +6
            Im not sure you can classify dancing, singing and tagging 80 year old pussy as work....the real work are the stage hands cleaning up the depends undergarments. Baaazzzinga!
            • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +2 -1
              jajaalien...The Temptations audiences are made up of mostly white women 35 on up.

              That's their demographic...but you wouldn't know that because youre still sitting around waiting for a WHAM! reunion.

              You love that Ridgeley boys searing guitar work huh?

              For you there's Hendrix followed closely by John Oates and then Andrew Ridgeley right?

              AAAAAAOOOOOOGAAAAAA!
              • jajaallen | 12 months ago | +2
                Holy shit there is a WHAM reunion tour?, I'll buy the tickets you get the assless chaps and anal lube. Hendrix dead ass can drive us miss daisy style, and John Oates can clean up after us.

                And the only 35 year old white women at a temptations concert are female cops on duty!

                Zimmmmbaabbbwe!
                • Syncubus | 12 months ago | +1
                  By definition, all chaps are assless...
          • camp89 | 12 months ago | +1
            I was thinking real brothers like the Jackson's but the Temp's work.
      • MasterBaker | 12 months ago | +1
        im not sure you know what racist is... are you denying these are white people in the pictures? because he is simply stating the fact that they are and expressing his opinion on them. You sir are ignorant.
    • deleted | 12 months ago | +1 -2
      It's always the same crap with you seeing people as either black, or white. Why can't you just say you don't get these PEOPLE and what they do?
      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +1
        Pssssst moloko...ssssssshhhhh...we're joking around here for once.

        OK?

        Shut the fuck up and let us enjoy this.

        Where were you and your righteous indignationn when all of the "niggers are animals" comments were being made?
        • deleted | 12 months ago | +1
          Ah so it's only fun ah? Have you ever gotten a black eye, a fat lip or a job?
    • mistress | 12 months ago | +1 -3
      I think i just fell in love....never truer words spoken.
      • Budwhite | 12 months ago | +1
        You're fucking racist also. So you're not into interracial? Because I'm hung like a gerbil.
  • MrJones | 12 months ago | +7
    [image]The really kinky types do it with droids
    • Flyerrn | 12 months ago | +1
      Bwahahahahhaaaaaa. Droidophilia
  • Misterkrock | 12 months ago | +5
    [image]
  • friendlygarfield | 12 months ago | +4
    almost perfect woman :-) LOL
    [image]
    • BarackNobama | 12 months ago | +6
      I would have to disagree. How can that make you a sandwich?
      • Pookybear | 12 months ago | +2
        clearly with her feet
    • Jennataliajuicebox | 12 months ago | +3
      Or suck dick?
      • friendlygarfield | 12 months ago | +3
        seems to me that no one noticed i wrote "ALMOST perfect woman " :-)
        • CelibateRifle | 12 months ago | +1
          Yeah, it needs a flat head to put the beer.
      • treeshaka | 12 months ago | +1
        Her mouth is between her tits.........if we could get her to stop talking.........she would be perfect!
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +5 -1

    And something for the office...

    [image]

    • fornow | 12 months ago | +2
      With this pic u are now one of my favs, plus 1 to u
    • waiatt | 12 months ago | +1
      that would be a reclinher.
      • Budwhite | 12 months ago | +3
        I'd call that an easy chair
        • bobster | 12 months ago | +4
          Thank goodness it's not a lazy boy...
          • bigjeep | 12 months ago | +2
            That's on Tuesday.
      • deleted | 12 months ago | +2
        Why? Its not reclining...
        • waiatt | 12 months ago | +1
          yet!
          • deleted | 12 months ago | +3
            Doesn't look like it can...
            • waiatt | 12 months ago | +1 -1
              it will if i ask it.
              • deleted | 12 months ago | +2 -2
                "It" has not choice whatsoever! :P
                • waiatt | 12 months ago | +1 -2
                  I'm pretty sure that if I push the right button "it,she,her or girly chair thingy" will.
    • azer | 12 months ago | +1
      How do you fuck it
      • deleted | 12 months ago | +3
        In that position? You don't - it's not the point of the exercise. Fucking comes after being used (and being totally downgraded to the point of 'furniture' rather than 'human').
        • azer | 12 months ago | +2
          No of course not, forget i said it. Yet i have been very generous with my intention i have not made it clear as to why, It is not her choice of being downgraded to an object which arouses me or the fact that she is bound by her imagination so to speak, it is her absolute commitment and trust in her fantasy that give her pleasure, this is what intrigues me
    • raven5401 | 12 months ago | +1
      I like it I would like three please!! Lol!!!
  • steampunk | 12 months ago | +2
    The bookshelf looks like the same guy over and over
  • Slayerigormortis | 12 months ago | +2
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