OChill

Get a job freak

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by OChill | 3 years ago (Wed, Jan 23, 2008 3:01pm EST) | in Wtf ?!
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Tags: flat   smashed   balls   nuts   testicles   guy   man  
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  • PhotoShopWarrior | 3 years ago
    LOL.. Ok. You're a fucking freak, but what the hell is up with your goddamn socks? +7
    • OChill | 3 years ago
      He's the hired referee for the New England Patriots. +1
    • Lady Q | 3 years ago
      u actually watched this long enough to see his sox...? tsk tsk tsk +1
      • Midknight | 3 years ago
        Gotta watch em all. Thems the unwritten 666 rules! And, Ow. Anyone for pancakes? +1
        • [BrX] | 3 years ago
          meeeee
    • valium69 | 3 years ago
      what is the point of this? lets see who has the flattest balls... i hope he cant procreate
    • mlaer | 3 years ago
      POINT BEING????????????????????
  • tups | 3 years ago
    nice socks...
    • miguelito | 3 years ago
      he might not be able to have kids in the future, great!
  • whippit | 3 years ago
    i hope they fall off just when he wants them and i dont mean his socks +3
    • Neritoc | 3 years ago
      I don't think he'll be able to get much use out of them after this anyways
  • Neritoc | 3 years ago
    the pain must be intense! My balls hurt just watching this +4
    • geminigurl69 | 3 years ago
      I don't have balls but damn I can feel the pain or at least only imagine it. +1
  • Omblugato | 3 years ago
    People seroiusly have some fucking problems.... +2
  • americkanwoman | 3 years ago
    It's a Mannogram--mammogram for men +9
    • gizzer | 2 years ago
      I'll die of testicule cancer then...
  • Goya | 3 years ago
    Darwin was right. +1
    • sillybollox | 3 years ago
      What do these people say to themselves when they wake up, when they make toast? "hey! wheres the camera, check this shit out!"
  • Faust1 | 3 years ago
    The reasen he did this is obvious...it looks definately bigger when you see it from the top...
    • PhotoShopWarrior | 3 years ago
      Would have gotten the same result with a magnifying glass.. We should mail him one.
      • zerobomb | 3 years ago
        lets hope he uses it on a bright sunny day +1
  • papito2181 | 3 years ago
    who wants pancakes? or some flapjacks? maybe some silver dollars? +2
    • Lady Q | 3 years ago
      dude stop.....
  • Faust1 | 3 years ago
    Hey, i know this guy, he runs a steamroller at the local building site... +1
  • redd | 3 years ago
    Thats a fucking sad sak!
  • hassleoff | 3 years ago
    I heard there was a credit squeeze in the US...but I didn't know you needed balls to overcome it!!! +2
  • j18speed | 3 years ago
    I wonder if he told the guys at the hardware store what he was buying the carrige bolts, plexiglass, and clamps to do. +1
  • nookielookie | 3 years ago
    holy crap! cant his balls pop or something i mean damn! +1
  • zerobomb | 3 years ago
    nice bat wing +1
  • Bukkakkae | 3 years ago
    Don't these people enjoy sex? I mean I cut my dick shaving putting me out of commission for a couple days and its the fucking end of the world to me!! +1
  • McWop82 | 3 years ago
    WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!!! If My Nuts Even Get Grazed Or Flicked It Hurts,That Guy Has One Hell Of A Pain Threshold! I'm Gonna Go Do Some Drugs To Make Sense Of All This... +3
  • dejener8 | 3 years ago
    that video made the entire country of france look like they were hung like a brother... +2
  • STP | 3 years ago
    Holly hell, his nuts looked like dressed razor clams!
  • pixiepal | 3 years ago
    If he dislikes his penis so much, why not just cut it off?
    • w8y | 3 years ago
      if you watch again you'll see his penis is alright, its his balls he doesn't like. maybe he's trying to save money on condoms or something.
  • Finrond | 3 years ago
    Oh my god oh my god, please please please let me kill him +4
    • w8y | 3 years ago
      i dont think anyone would stop you. personally i dont mind either way, both ways make me laugh.
  • americkanwoman | 3 years ago
    Well nipple clamps are nice for women, so why not this for a guy?
    • Macduff | 3 years ago
      many things are nice for women but not right for the fellows like corsets: great on ladies not so great on a gentleman, or tampax: prized by women useless for men, and making out with your best friend: sexy naughty fun for the ladies and downright gross if men did it +3
  • tuckeredout | 3 years ago
    Why does he have to use that contraption....just give me a pair a vise grips...I'll give him pain!
  • DarkWing | 3 years ago
    If I ever have to watch this video again, I'm sticking my balls in a glass vice.
  • foreskin | 3 years ago
    ok.. im trying to squeeze my balls but it sure isn't getting that thin. Must be a houdini.. oh and forget the socks... why is this guy wearing gloves... thats what i like to know. +1
    • jhentros | 3 years ago
      in case something pops
  • SkiOne | 3 years ago
    Um why?
  • DevilDoll138 | 3 years ago
    Is this the concept of a new model glass top coffee table from IKEA? +2
  • razorback | 3 years ago
    sorry but i really found that lame.. *sifghs* another 1min 11secs of my life wasted on this site..
  • Fsck | 3 years ago
    With a cock that small, thats the only way hed make babies...
  • proflight | 3 years ago
    dont know about flat bollox or socks but he does need to work out, did you see the state of his left arse cheek, that is bad.
  • RULER | 3 years ago
    dude....... what da fuck?....what a meat head.
  • R3dneck | 3 years ago
    He doesn't need to get a job, he needs to get a gun and shoot himself.
  • RULER | 3 years ago
    this guys a real nutt job.
  • YellowPrick | 3 years ago
    guys like him deserved to be kickt in the nuts, only cuz they wouldn't feel it and they'd prolly enjoy it +1
    • FaHQ2 | 3 years ago
      Kick Me In the Jimmy! hahahahaaa
  • Snake305 | 3 years ago
    u know i think people who do such things to there personal parts is people who know the wount use it much or not at all cuz some one who does use it would take care of it its a shame to destroy your body like this
  • h2o troll | 3 years ago
    thats a sweet nut cracker.
  • Kninjite | 3 years ago
    Hot Damn Two eggs ans Ham!!
  • perfectkaos | 3 years ago
    major ball buster
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago
    WHITE PEOPLE, WHITE PEOPLE, WHITE PEOPLE, WHITE PEOPLE...black people we take our genitalia too seriously to ever even consider doing some shit like this!!! But thanks to H666 I've seen white boys do ALL KINDS OF SHIT to their dicks. I don't even like to SEE my dick unless I've got it oiled up and shining - the better to present to some young lady. But I've seen white boys cut their dicks in half, stick all sorts of objects in them, place them inside orifices belonging to other species, etc. etc. ..WHITE PEOPLE, WHITE PEOPLE, WHITE PEOPLE ..y'all are more fun than a barrel of monkeys!!!
    • jhentros | 3 years ago
      you dont like to see your own dick, but you call it fun when someone shows you their own cut up dick. i wont even neg 1 that
    • jhentros | 3 years ago
      okay yes i will +1
      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago
        Yo jhentros, when I wrote that staement about not liking to see my dick it was a figure of speech my young misinformed friend. I rather like to see my dick....as a matter of fact I LOVE to see my dick...in or around some pretty girls face. YOU should see my dick...it's amazing!!! It looks like a large chocolate candy bar....I'm seriously considering having some head shots taken of my dick and sending them out to casting agents!!!! (Just kidding...I DON'T want you to see my dick, and I'm not going to get head shots taken.I don't want you to go crazy negging) As far as me looking at crazy fucked up shit...that's what H666 is for. We get to ogle shit from a distance that we should hope to never encounter in person. Have a nice day young man. -1
        • FlyonDewall | 3 years ago
          R & E, I concur!, I have countered the negativity placed upon your first comment.
        • jhentros | 3 years ago
          i just call ignorant bullshit when i see it. dont flag your message with WHITE PEOPLE in all caps if you dont want the stupidity returned
          • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago
            Ignorant bullshit???!!! Who's making a case for a motherfucker that gets his jollies smashing his nuts and then films it for the world to see? YOU ARE Hentros, so calm the fuck down. And I repeat...ONLY WHITE PEOPLE DO THIS KIND OF SICK SHIT. If there are any black people doing it, they damn sure ain't filming it and putting it out there. Trust me, as I've said a million times...we black people have more than enough dumb, stupid, fucked up ignorant shit that we do..staring with our fascination with the "N" word. So I'm not trying to make it seem like my people are without flaws, but you do not see brothers mutilating their dicks or placing antique furniture and lighting fixtures in their assholes!! Aghain have a nice day....young man. -1
            • jhentros | 3 years ago
              if there are black people stupid enough to do this shit, it just doesnt get filmed because the crack is spending their money for them. So shut the fuck up about skin color.
              • jhentros | 3 years ago
                the guy in the vid has obviously been on many different pain medications for many years. pain tolerance is NOT a result of skin color, but daily habit. youre proving youre an ignorant piece of trash by being so shallow as to blame "crazy" on being white. there are many different factors in life and you are just too untravelled to have a realistic opinion, so yes im pissed that this kind of "WHITE PEOPLE IS CRAZY DAWG" bullshit still exists on the planet. but let he is dirty stay dirty. you ought to enlighten yourself before you go spouting so much shit
                • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago
                  Jhentros - WHOA!WHOA!WHOA! Who the fuck do you think you're talking to you little polka dot wearing bitch boy? Did I curse at you or tell you to shut the fuck up? I was travelling and getting pussy when you were still being molested at catholic school punk. Mind your fucking manners. I know for a fact that crazy comes in all colors, not just WHITE. But certain races do have propensities for doing certain types of shit which is all I was saying. But for you to call me an ignorant piece of shit and claim that I'm untravelled is a tad much. Also to claim that black people spend their money on crack makes YOU the ignorant piece of shit. Do yourself a favor...don't try to match wits with me until you've got some hair on your nuts because I'll retire your ass. I'll hit you with wisdom gleaned from a life that has been lived out here in the world not from behind some little computer in your mommys basement...or did you move in with the priest that stuck his finger in your ass on a regular. LOL! You little fake computer gangster. -1
                  • douchecookies | 3 years ago
                    can't believe i just wasted my time reading that. +1
                    • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago
                      It wasn't for you punk. After all your name is douche cookies...that says it all.
                    • jhentros | 3 years ago
                      OMFG. he copy pasted that and sent it to me too.
                    • jhentros | 3 years ago
                      i didnt even waste time reading it
                      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago
                        Jhentros what the fuck are you talking about? Are you high? And stop sending me your little apologetic love letters off line and then getting on here and acting all hardcore....you ARE a little polka dot wearing bitch boy and no amount of psuedo posturing is going to change that. Man up - stand by your convictions and act like you've got a pair. I'm going to go and answer your little love letter and after that contact me online only...I'm afraid you may start stalking me. You're enamored ..admit it...you little girlscout cookie!!!!
  • badchopper | 3 years ago
    Fucking dude
  • bangkokwarrior | 3 years ago
    I'm genuinely scared there is people as fucked up in the world as this.
  • jaggio | 3 years ago
    W.T.F!!!!!
  • SupaDupa | 3 years ago
    THAT! cannot be healthy +1
  • CowGod | 3 years ago
    I registered just to say that this video made my fucking stomach hurt. +1
  • cobaltmonkey | 3 years ago
    Hey, on the bright side, he's probably damaged enough tissue down there that we don't have to worry about the idiot breeding.
  • BigFoot | 3 years ago
    What the hell is wrong with these people.....
  • withwood | 3 years ago
    The socks rule! The treatment of his balls is all part of Darwin's theory of evolution - he won't be spawning. The bad genes die. Mankind evolves. We're better for it...
  • Goatseman | 3 years ago
    I just do not know why his balls are not exploding or breaking under the pressure. I can exert just a little pressure on my balls before fainting for the pain. Kill him, please he wants and deserves to die...
  • SweetSamantha | 3 years ago
    I don't like this video
  • kmb666 | 3 years ago
    Allright, Who ordered the pancakes? Would you like syrup on it?
  • stylez40 | 3 years ago
    These are special pancakes, with cream filling. Hopefully they don't ooze out the sides.
  • salar | 3 years ago
    any reason?????
  • rednekyarddog | 3 years ago
    well that was about stupid... haha he's probably a hillbilly that ain't got nothin left to do so he told his buddy to "hold this camera and watch this..."
  • Yavay | 3 years ago
    Fuckin tard!
  • Maximilian | 3 years ago
    Anyone for scrambled eggs??
  • FaHQ2 | 3 years ago
    Uh.......I watched that whole thing waiting for some kind of a finally or something. It would have been nice if he just set his boys free in the end. Maybe then my balls would stop aching. I cant help but feel his pain and my nuts are just sitting in my boxers chillin like a muthafucka(yet aching because of this fucking vid.)
  • daydream666 | 3 years ago
    somehow, i think this would have been better if he was skating on a half pike...and then fell.
  • gyromuff | 3 years ago
    anybody else like the song. it's hysterical
  • ClamDiver | 3 years ago
    First thing, ow Second thing, those socks are awesome
  • marinewife71 | 3 years ago
    why is he wearing gloves?--LOL
  • LikeTrade | 3 years ago
    damn yall. no one has yet mentioned this vids bomb ass soundtrack
  • DoubleO | 3 years ago
    Didn't you see how wrinkly his legs and ass were? He's just trying to get the wrinkles out of his nasty old balls.
  • Pornholio | 3 years ago
    he is so fucking old so he wanted to leave this film as the heritage of his failure, before the dirt would swallow his falling flesh...old, alone and stupid...applause please!
  • Domina | 3 years ago
    Why the hell is he wearing gloves? +1
    • deville | 3 years ago
      my be its WAKO JACKO +1
  • crazycalla | 3 years ago
    i'm thinking no one knows this but this is the porn version of "SAW"
    • Domina | 3 years ago
      I wish. Then this losers balls would get hacked off in the end.
  • Nellyeatworld | 3 years ago
    have we seen it all yet??
  • Arby3 | 3 years ago
    i'm confused....and now my nuts hurt.
  • fiskyqc | 3 years ago
    Mammogram for men.
  • CiberCanario | 3 years ago
    Este tio ya no va a volver a ser padre jeˇ jeˇ +1
  • Blythe | 3 years ago
    this is some serious silence of the lambs shit
  • pajalandia | 3 years ago
    i wish this fags do to their heads the same as they do to their asses, dicks and balls
  • sexxxondrugs | 3 years ago
    well idnt dat special
  • Furby | 3 years ago
    Balls of.... glass?
  • FUKKYOU801 | 3 years ago
    thats how they tourtured p.o.w's in www2 +1
    • armorfox255 | 3 years ago
      idk if ur joking or not... *vomits*
  • SILVABACK | 3 years ago
    ITS A FUKIN SHAME WHAT THIS WORLD HAS COME TO. WHO THE FUCK AFTER WAFFLE IRONING THEIR NUTS, WASTES A PERFECT PAIR OF SURGICAL GLOVES????
  • whatabignickname | 3 years ago
    did little johny mis read the instructions on how to put a ant farm together
  • GIZMO1D1 | 3 years ago
    no wonder he plays with his nuts..hes got no weenie...
  • armorfox255 | 3 years ago
    *vomits uncontrollably*
  • Goldigga | 3 years ago
    what exactly is he doin?
  • Goldigga | 3 years ago
    and why?
  • bobbydigital20g | 3 years ago
    WHY??
  • craftyBeth47 | 3 years ago
    that is what a female feels when she has her mamagram +1
  • BeaEval | 1 year ago
    oh..... my..... OW.
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