typeR

Get spanked or go to jail.

Redneck justice at its finest
by typeR 12 months ago (Thu, Jun 21, 2012) in Funny (SFW)
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Redneck gives other redneck the option to choose between getting spanked or going to jail for sleeping with his underage daughter.What would you opt for?
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  • Logical | 12 months ago | +19 -2
    If someone slept with my under aged daughter, I would be spanking him with a baseball bat with spikes in it. Just saying . . .
    • simpleman89 | 12 months ago | +9
      Wat if ur daughter is kinda a slut u gunna beat up every guy she seduces?
    • lostmymarbles666 | 12 months ago | +2
      im feeling a belt with a big ole texas size buckle on it
    • CaptainFlyscratch | 12 months ago | +1 -1
      spanking with my fists maybe...
      • malachim | 12 months ago | +4 -3
        So what I hear you saying is that if a guy bangs your daughter, you're going to help by fisting him?
        • CaptainFlyscratch | 12 months ago | +3
          yes, fisting his face with some heavy emphasis on connecting with my knuckles. You need to get your hearing aid checked malashim...
  • ayukoner | 12 months ago | +15 -3
    I'd fuck his daughter to get spanked.. just not sure which I would enjoy more..
    • typeR | 12 months ago | +2
      given the second part of your answer, you sound like the kinky type
    • xelpherpolis | 12 months ago | +1
      Now If you could just get both at the same time, you've got it made my friend.
  • MileHighBadBoy | 12 months ago | +10
    I would've said "your daughter spanks harder than that sir, may I have another"
    • Wagingwetard | 12 months ago | +9
      Haha or "damn, no wonder she didn't flinch when I was spanking that ass.."
      • XantesFire | 12 months ago | +4
        Or "can I see her tonight, then?"
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +9
    I didn't catch it the first time ,but the dad says that's the same thing Chelsea got... why didn't they film that?
  • hotcorpse | 12 months ago | +6
    That is some weird shit if some mother fucker messed with my daughter I'd fuck them up. but i wouldn't spank them that's some pedophile shit.
    • turdusmcflurdus | 12 months ago | +8 -3
      Its more the humiliation,I would expect everyone in that redneck town has seen this video, jail will be all of 6 months, if that... this will last forever. good thinking on daddys side.
      • olympicFapper | 12 months ago | +8
        I don't know what is more humiliating... the guy that got spanked or the father that filmed himself spanking the bare ass of a younger guy like a raging homo...
      • HOOSIERDADDY | 12 months ago | +1 -2
        sounds like you want spanked!
    • MileHighBadBoy | 12 months ago | +1 -2
      The boyfriend was an adult. Hence her "being underage"
      • simpleman89 | 12 months ago | +1
        In some states it doesn't mater if the guys under 18 the law still applies
    • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +1 -4
      Amen HC!!!

      Or spank him with a studded belt.
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +7 -1
    In a variation on what noted author Clayton Biggsby said,

    "...If anyone fucks my underage daughter it's gonna be ME!!!...."
  • MrJones | 12 months ago | +5
    That's one lenient motherfucker of a father to just give a guy a spanking getting with his under aged daughter. He could have at least flogged him with a length garden hose.
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +5
    What we didnt hear is daddy tell his buddy im gonna spank that tight ass then go home and fuck the girl for giving my pussy away again
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +4
    Spanking vs some guy in jail breathing on my neck seems like an easy choice :)
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +4
    His daughter probably liked it.
    • WonkyDonkey | 12 months ago | +1
      Course she did, they all fucking love it.... It's the nature of the beast.
  • SupremeLegend | 12 months ago | +4
    Clearly he has a thing for boys asses. He seemed rather eager to get a hold of his ass.
    • olympicFapper | 12 months ago | +3
      I rarely agree with your smegma crust comments, but it did seem like the father was getting a homo-erotic kick out of all this... It is likely that he had been waiting all his life for an opportunity like this.
      • deleted | 12 months ago | +2
        It's the only thing that kept him going after they delivered a disappointing daughter.
        • bobster | 12 months ago | +1
          What's the best part about having a daughter? Turn her around and you have a son!
  • penisalota | 12 months ago | +4
    It seems that this Sandusky wana be, used his daughter as bait.
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +4 -1
    Father, GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • mammarysex | 12 months ago | +3
    Hilarious! The authorities are going to end up seeing this video, charge dad for assault, and charge his daughter's rosey-cheek molester despite the ass crackin'!
    • olympicFapper | 12 months ago | +1
      or maybe, the cops will blackmail the younger douche and the raging homo dad, and spank them both... the cameraman will also get it for being an accomplice... win-win situation for all parties involved.
  • Stepford | 12 months ago | +3
    That sorry ass camera man needs a spanking.
    • deleted | 12 months ago | +1
      I always keep a tripod handy in case I have to film something. God forbid the video be the slightest bit shaky.
  • tshezz | 12 months ago | +3
    Anyone familiar with the guy in Texas who beat his ranch hand to death with his fists for messing with his little daughter?
    • Shubniggurath | 12 months ago | +2
      Yeah, that pedophile got the serious "farm hand".
  • DaniLuvZomb | 12 months ago | +3
    Thank God that he slept with his daughte...because if he slept with his son, I don't think that would be punishment.
  • beaverbeater | 12 months ago | +3
    I wonder if he had a six pack of mikes hard lemonade and a box of condoms in his truck..
  • Superoner | 12 months ago | +2
    I would take the spanking but I would not give him material for him to jerk off to later "did you get the part when he said he won't be able to sit down" sick fucker that's why I check IDs first
  • madman714 | 12 months ago | +2
    He just wanted to grab some ass.
  • Yamata | 12 months ago | +3 -1
    Now that this video is viral, will "James" go to prison anyway?
  • ibuznu | 12 months ago | +2
    the man knew his daughter was a slut
  • xrapex | 12 months ago | +2
    Wait, you can't fuck your sister if she is underage?
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +2
    Another version of a spanking from my old neighborhood.

    [video]
  • hardparty69 | 12 months ago | +2
    Fuck it, the bitch is gunna fuck either way, whipping/ass spanking etc...they all fuck when they choose to regardless if your a good parent or not. leave them alone and let the kids fuck for godsakes
  • rhban | 12 months ago | +2
    Dad was only annoyed because somebody apart from him had been in his daughter.
  • painwhore | 12 months ago | +2
    awwwww now he wont be able to sit down
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