The real art is in the ability to wriggle out of those gob-stopper moments..... for example: #1 - He should have finished with "I was just demonstrating to your husband how you really need to be more alert to the fact that your daughter is becoming an attractive young woman and may fall prey to the wrong man.... and #2 - I'm going to have to go back to the optician... these new contact lenses are really distorting what I see.
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That is Sooooo English of you.
In America it would be #1 " I'm just sayin' is all. If you were me you would too."
And # 2 "What? I'm lying?!! You all noticed it too."
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