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That has got to hurt!

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From: takingover
Joined: 2 years ago
Uploads: 5
Added: Aug 19, 2008
Category: Bizarre
Tags: cock   dildo   anal   pain   ass   guy  

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  • meatcurtinz | 2 years ago
    dad, you said drama club was a waste of time.look at me now, i'm a movie star +8 reply
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      • mysocksdontmatch | 2 years ago
        look its a valid comment, dont cut the line with your pointless comments. and the way the guy said no implied this guy might have been a victim rather an a gay guy. so....kinda like you 2 and the way your grandma used put cigars out on your head. +1 reply
    • djabbo | 2 years ago
      movie star? dont see much fame in havein a 10" dildo rammed into ur sh*t hole, nice to feel how ladies feel after a night of hardcore f**king ;-).. reply
  • JerseyGirly | 2 years ago
    Suuuuuure, it's too big. This guy could probably drive a bus up his ass. +6 reply
    • notanangel | 2 years ago
      thats the same shit i was thinking. yeah, im sure it hurt the poor guy, but i bet after a week of healing time. he did it again. he likted it +1 reply
  • redd | 2 years ago
    Next time his gay friend tells him to come over and hang for awhile he might want to stay at home! +7 reply
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    • mysocksdontmatch | 2 years ago
      faceless negs. religious ppl shouldnt be on here trying to take our last bit of replusivness so GO FUCK URSELVES. fuckin zealots reply
  • dvs1 | 2 years ago
    Dumb ass forgot the safe word. +8 reply
    • psyclone | 2 years ago
      I think they decided to use 'grunting' and 'panting' as the safe word(s) but his partner couldn't determine whether he wanted to get off or get off reply
  • Cobra Dick | 2 years ago
    Father, don't forgive them, because they know EXACTLY what the fuck they are doing. +5 reply
    • angie101 | 5 months ago
      I have to laugh at this sorry. But you all insult the gays without thinking on something..... Why would you watch this video if you aren't gay???????? Sorry thought I would point that out to you!!!!!! +1 reply
  • ecorock | 2 years ago
    This is the guy who bought a plaid dildo but found out it was a thermos. +5 reply
    • jimwhitey | 2 years ago
      ^^^ That right there is some good comedy ladies and gentlemen! You rock...Rock +3 reply
  • Lady Q | 2 years ago
    I'm not sure what Band he's with but I'm sure the lead singer won't be happy to sing off a shitty microphone. (the dildo is propped on a mic stan) +1 reply
    • HoraceRider | 2 years ago
      Lady, I just got one question. If you want to buy a dildo with the same size threads as a mic stand, do you go to a music store or a porn shop? reply
  • RhetoricalOracle | 2 years ago
    takingover: Thank you for your home video recording not all of us were fully aware of how you spend the weekends. Thanks again for clearing that up for us!!! reply
  • shykitten42 | 2 years ago
    "Its to big, it hurts"!! Hell if its too big you havent been trained hard enough .... +1 reply
  • Geil | 2 years ago
    Call CSI, they will solve this crime to my eyes. reply
    • Geil | 2 years ago
      Whomever neg'ed me, I think you hit the wrong button. Either that, or you need to be strapped up and whooped like the dildo riding mutha you desire to be. reply
  • byob | 2 years ago
    people really should not take advantage of the retarted like this. reply
  • phlegmboy | 2 years ago
    He ain't screaming like a stuck pig or bleeding like a stuck pig. Therefore it ain't too big. reply
  • daydreamer666 | 2 years ago
    If he practiced his Kegels more often then he could get out of this mess...oh wait...shit, wrong orifice. Wrong gender, too. Well, I'm out of ideals. It sucks to be you, buddy! reply
  • muffdiver9 | 2 years ago
    I was disgusted at first but I laughed so hard I cried when the bald guy kicked the stools away. I want to see the lead up to this moment, did the dildo guy really not want to do this so bad that he let himself be chained up? reply
  • Playtime | 2 years ago
    I'll be honest... that turned me on. I think I was a dom in my second life +1 reply
  • b2fast4myowngood | 2 years ago
    i can only think two things right now A. if for whatever reason i was ever in a situation like that i would rip my shoulders out of the sockets trying so hard to pull myself up off that and B. i need to go find some lesbians to recover from watching that. reply
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  • Darkona | 2 years ago
    Makes me remember the first snuff video i ever saw at the age of 12 and 1/2, it was an impalement. This is the not so deadly version of that but still funny to watch. He's complaining just becouse the dildo isn't lubricated, that's it. reply
  • withwood | 2 years ago
    coming up next, the pommel horse (cock) and the floor exercises (use your imagination)... reply
  • shogunUK | 2 years ago
    is this a modern take on Medi-Evil Torture? he's been hung, drawn and dildoed hehehe ;) reply
  • scorpyo | 2 years ago
    LADYEEEEESS AND GENTLEMAN! Coming back from dark age, dealing with what he know better, giving you the pleasure of pure torture, fulfilling you the darkest dreams, here comes VLAD THE IMPALER, also known as Dracula. He replaced the wooden pole with a black slick dildo (smaller but veeeerrrrry efficient), the traitor nobles with willing gays, the live audience with recorded video, but he still is the king of impalement, the lord of butt terror, the master of all shit holes. Let give him a great cheer and beware of his wraith. Watch your back, because he is back! reply
  • partyboy | 2 years ago
    i loved it when the guy kicked the seats out, good luck holding shit in now mate reply
  • BigFoot | 2 years ago
    Oh stop it it man, evertone can see u love it......Does anyone have a baseball bat, I'll shove it up his ass, then he can realy cry by saying its too big......and then i'll just beat the hell ou of him.... -1 reply
    • BigFoot | 1 year ago
      And then I'll shove it up the ass of the person who negged me.....pussy.... reply
  • Mexicanpornslut | 2 years ago
    ow ow ow, it's too big! HAHAHAHA, yeah right, I told my husband the same thing when I wanted that new Coach purse! reply
  • wardancer | 2 years ago
    Its all fun and games till you have a 10 inch dildo rammed into your anal cavity!! reply
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  • rmaster14145 | 2 years ago
    redgreen WTF did you say??? stop it with the jibba jabba reply
    • withwood | 2 years ago
      I think went something along the lines that you've got 3 feet to play with 'up there', but not in a straight line, so you need a flexible dildo or cock. Or perhaps he was saying you could fit 3 feet up there, but only if your ankles are bent. Or perhaps he was sayiong he had 3 feet and wants his butt fucked. Or... +2 reply
  • ray13star | 2 years ago
    That's a bunch of fake gay shit. Any real heterosexual man would scream bloody murder, rip the ropes with his arms, then kill the mother fucker who tied him up. reply
  • withwood | 2 years ago
    I think he doth protest too much, your honour - mind you, I like the way he strapped his cock... reply
  • withwood | 2 years ago
    I would like to see this guy impaled on his dildo and then subjected to the 'new olympic sport' of crutch and 'tit' kicking [http://www.heaven666.org/new-olympic-sport-1ee-29020.php] reply
  • couldn't stop thinking about mr. slave from south park. i was looking at the screen and begging him to say " jesus... jesus christ." +1 reply
  • xgrrrl | 2 years ago
    Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick, Jack Landed On a Dildo Stick reply
  • acidrain47 | 2 years ago
    put him out on the lawn come christmas.. look childs there jes-oh my god +2 reply
  • Akima | 1 year ago
    It's clearly not against his will so I think it's hot. If he's straight or bi, I'd love to be sucking him at the same time. reply
  • slavemeat17702 | 1 year ago
    any Masters out there want to do this for real with a submissive slave? hit me up. ready and willing! reply
  • tomjw3 | 1 year ago
    Reminds me of my first time at age 11. Make the dildo a broom handle and replace the wrist cuffs with a chain around his neck and it would be about the same....Thats why I'm so fucked up. reply
  • chiron | 7 months ago
    I loved it when he relaxed and just hung on it he was loving it reply
  • Tilbo | 7 months ago
    Rotate 180o And Put Your Feet Against The Wall Dude. Simple Simon reply
  • angie101 | 5 months ago
    Sorry to say this all but why would you watch it if you weren't gay???????? My gosh you insult gays openly on here and watch gay porn. Tell me again your straight as a pole but I still believe your as straight as a damn door that swings all the way around!!!!!! reply
  • Oroburos | 4 months ago
    Why did i watch that.. good lord , i bet a few hours later his head was chopped off.. looked like the shed from Gothica +1 reply
  • sailorgirl08 | 4 months ago
    Holy crap. Still don't understand why people would subject themselves to this but to each his own I guess. reply

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