Hairy grandpa
But I bet he made Grandma happy......
by whattalady | 2 years ago (Wed, Nov 26, 2008 12:01am EST) | in Porn
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joythief07 | 2 years agoHo ho ho. Tell Santa what you want this Christmas. +9- joythief07 | 2 years agoThe fact you know what that is serves a strong testament of your own manliness, gimpy. Don't make me zip up the mouth opening on your bondage hood. +1
GrandpaFicket | 2 years agoAnd while I'm on the subject of shaving, I wanna know how come when the hair falls off of your head, it shows up in other places where you don't want it? Ever tried to hot wax the hair out of your ears? No, and you don't want to! I tried that in my nose once but when I yanked it out my eyes started to bleed. Now I've got one of those little rotary thingees I use 3 times a day. And the sack?, Holy crap! One pass with a Bic razor and the damn thing's clogged. I gotta use barbers shears before I shave or I run out of hot water in the shower. Then you gotta use lotion and baby powder to avoid razor bumps. Jumpin Jesus you might as well get a diaper out and stick a pacifier up my ass - pussy metro bullshit. Worse yet the hair is now growing halfway up the shaft, and you have to wax that. The girls at Gene Juarez turn pale and throw up in the trash cans when they see me coming in the door. You can't shave it. Believe me Ladies, you don't want stubble rash inside your cooch. Besides, every time I try to shave it, I come up with at least one goodly nick. When you spring wood it start to bleed and the old woman thinks she's getting her cycle back. Keep dreaming ya old bat! +25
MyssThang | 2 years agoWOW! Colonel Sanders is packin! Is that original recipe? I bet in his hayday, it was finger lickin good! +1
HoraceRider | 2 years agoWhat makes you think he's past his hayday?Look at that damn thing standing at attention.
digitalenigma0 | 2 years agoHalf way up? god dammit, im gonna have a neanderthal dick when im your age then, say hello to mr snuffleupagus ladies ;) +2
shykitten42 | 2 years agoI refuse to sit on THAT Santa's lap but I like playing a little hoe hoe hoe once in a while ... +13- joythief07 | 2 years agoWell you have to make sure it gets deep in the furrows and there's plenty of moisture. +1
- joythief07 | 2 years agoHahaha, it was a play on hoe /= ho, but I did actually peform part of the song written about that. +2
redd | 2 years agoGrandma's going to be fucking pissed off when she has to pick grandpa's nasty pubes off of her favorite chair! +3- HoraceRider | 2 years agoI'll bet she doesn't complain when she picks his nasty pubes off her tonsils. And yes, judging from the decor, there is a Grandma in the house.
- HoraceRider | 2 years agoHow do you know he needs Viagra. That's a smile of genuine pride there. Don't be making assumptions that all old farts are impotent.
crimsonangel | 2 years agoWax him, put a bag over his head, and you could have a very nice cock to play with on Christmas. +3
Eden Starr | 2 years agoYeah...that's what your gf said about your dick....but I don't hold it against YOU. :P +2- Eden Starr | 2 years agoHoney, your dick couldn't reach the inside of a woman's throat if she had a stoma. lol ;P +2
fireball80ca | 2 years agoCant you tell from the moustache he's not gay,He's a collector of antiques +2
cammdc | 2 years ago"well, as you can see sonny, these are all the things i've put in my butt over the years and they'll all be yours someday" +1
gspotjax | 2 years agoHey santa I need a new softball and bat can i use yours they look about the right size for a good bat and ball set.. :)
ClaudeBalls | 2 years agoHa haaa! I read your post Camila, and I stopped my scollin' real quick...I thought I read that you liked "crooked cops." Ha haaa! You love crooked cocks! Well, like Martha Stewart says, "it's a GOOOD thing." I hate crooked cops! But I love slanted pussies, like they got in China, I heard 'bout. +1
- HoraceRider | 2 years agoShirt's from SF, theres gotta be a Granny living in that house. No man with a dick and a set of balls like that would decorate the way that place is decked out.m Hmm, I just got close to a funny,,,Decked out, like the place, And he's DICKED OUT!!!!Mwhaaa haa haa. Somebody either plus me or slap me! +1
Unrepentant13 | 2 years agoHi. I'm Wilford Brimley and I have Diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit? +1- HoraceRider | 2 years agoMaybe her. Did some of her come off on your hand when you struck her? I hope you didn't take it out on the dog by butt fucking him. If you did, he's as dead now as your wife.
PhotoShopWarrior | 2 years agoGrandpa.. I told you. Since grandma died, you don't have to keep taking the fucking Viagra... wait.. GRANDPA.. GET AWAY. HEEEELLLLPPP!!! GRaNDpA!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! +2
nonameef | 2 years agoHell no mommy I dont want ANYTHING for christmas!!!! Dont make me sit on his lap!PLEASE!!!!!!!!! +1
Thrasher666 | 2 years agolooks like the retired soldier is standing at attention again AT EASE SOLDIER DROP THE DUFFEL BAGS!!! +1- ClaudeBalls | 2 years agoNahhh...littlewhore,....Wyatt Earp only had a six gun. (6" gun) But he made up for it with his famous mustache rides he would give to Miss Kitty. +1
seandamonisback | 2 years agolooks like grandpa missed a few times swinging that ball peen hammer! +1
lanynga | 2 years agoGrandpa got a big one. But, he needs to shave that down. MAJOR HAIR BALLS!!! +1- ClaudeBalls | 2 years agoThat must come in handy for pushing himself up all those hills in 'Frisco...like a pogo stick or sumptin'. ?
- Unrepentant13 | 2 years agoGeorge Carlin: Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. He used to say "I'm going upstairs and fuck your grandmother." Well, he was an honest guy, you know? He wasn't going to lie to a little kid. +2
CaptainSoggy | 2 years agoQ: how do you know it's time to put grandpa in a nursing home? A: when he arrives for thanksgiving dinner looking like this. +1- HoraceRider | 2 years agoI'd like to see the staff at the nursing home line up to volunteer to bathe him. +1
GoldenHeartZ | 2 years agoOld people are really quite gross. Why can't we stay young and sweet forever. +1- HoraceRider | 2 years ago'Cause youngsters only THINK they know how to have a good time. It takes years to develop the talent. What's gross is youngsters who think they know it all.
Gouki4Ever | 2 years agoJudging by his mustache and SF sweater, this pick was taken at his home... in the Castro District. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Castro,_San_Francisco,_California +1
hot2bottom | 2 years agosaggy, hairy, old balls. We will all have them some day. I just want to know who the hell took the picture, and why....... +1- HoraceRider | 2 years agoHaving spent a couple of years shacking up with a 70 lady I can attest that they can still get it on as good as a 30 .
Defected1980 | 2 years agoFucking hell grampa, i thought it shrivels up and becomes out of commission, obviously i was wrong +1- HoraceRider | 2 years agoObviously you are suffering from the arrogance which attends youth. You surely don't think that horn dogs are all in their twenties do you? We don't go away when we get older, we just get hairier. And Grammas don't shrivel up either, who the hell do you think is behind the camera? The pic was probably her idea. And I'll bet when she lays down the camera she'll be all over that proud meatstick.
- HoraceRider | 2 years agoYeah, she's the one with the big smile on her face sitting in the wheelchair. When they go for a stroll, she uses his dick like a walker.
MyDixieWrecked | 2 years agoThats it Grandpa no more Jack Daniels for you. This is the 3rd chair I've thrown out this week. And no i will not get you the peanut butter...SPARKY! GO AWAY! +3
gettem007 | 2 years agoDude, this is a pic from VH1's Where are they now, Big Ben Healy from "Problem Child +1
badunclemike | 2 years agoDon't just stand there taki'n pictures woman! Get on this thing before the Viagra wears off! +1- HoraceRider | 2 years agoAll the comments about his hairiness are unfair. He can't help it. It runs in the family. I'd like you all to meet Ron Jeremies Grandfather.
- Thrasher666 | 2 years agoyou know aside from the creepy old dude to the left that wierd ass doll in the box is lookin right at him and that looks creepy too......... all around creepy ass picture haha ps-kill emo's
- HoraceRider | 2 years agoNice to have a choice Beauty, you can either ride ther meat stick, or go for a mustache ride. He looks like he could provide you with hours of pleasant activities. You might have to negotiate with Granny though, I'm sure she's the one behind the camera. I'd be happy to volunteer to keep her distracted while you do your cross generational outreach work with him.
- HoraceRider | 2 years agoI doubt that a fairy would have a fifteen pound meat stick between his legs, mustache or no mustache. I'd say its like the answer to the question of where does the 500 pound gorilla sit on the bus, with the answer being "Anywhere he wants." I'd submit that a guy with a cock like that could have any kind of mustache he wanted to have, and I'd be the last to criticize.
GreasedUpDeafGuy | 2 years agoI see hes wearing a San Francsico shirt.. isnt that they gay side of California? or is san francsico the new gay
mugatu | 2 years agoits sad when the first thing i noticed was his awesome blown glass collection in the background(im a glass artist) and i think i might know who made some of it lol- HoraceRider | 2 years agoI'll bet a lot of people thought about something blown when they looked at that picture, but I bet you were the first to notice the blown glass.
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