Hairy grandpa

But I bet he made Grandma happy......
by whattalady 6 years ago (Wed, Nov 26, 2008) in Porn (Porn)
Hairy grandpa
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  • larkin381 | 6 years ago | +31
    The shirt says San Francisco. I think he made another Grandpa happy.
  • shykitten42 | 6 years ago | +13
    I refuse to sit on THAT Santa's lap but I like playing a little hoe hoe hoe once in a while ...
    • joythief07 | 6 years ago | +3
      You like to cultivate your garden?
      • shykitten42 | 6 years ago | +4
        Yea, I like a little seed spread around ...
        • joythief07 | 6 years ago | +1
          Well you have to make sure it gets deep in the furrows and there's plenty of moisture.
      • Tyr | 6 years ago | +2
        I'll be really impressed if that was an intentional Voltaire reference.
        • joythief07 | 6 years ago | +2
          Hahaha, it was a play on hoe /= ho, but I did actually peform part of the song written about that.
  • joythief07 | 6 years ago | +9
    Ho ho ho. Tell Santa what you want this Christmas.
    • deleted | 6 years ago
      He knows you want a baby wets itself dolly fifi boy
      • joythief07 | 6 years ago | +1
        The fact you know what that is serves a strong testament of your own manliness, gimpy. Don't make me zip up the mouth opening on your bondage hood.
    • purplemonkey | 6 years ago
      i realy dont wanna seat on his lep...
  • kmb666 | 6 years ago | +6
    Dick-A-Roni! the San Francisco treat!!
  • kmb666 | 6 years ago | +5
    Grandpaficket, please put some pants on!!
    • GrandpaFicket | 6 years ago
      Not me! I shave..........
      • GrandpaFicket | 6 years ago | +25
        And while I'm on the subject of shaving, I wanna know how come when the hair falls off of your head, it shows up in other places where you don't want it? Ever tried to hot wax the hair out of your ears? No, and you don't want to! I tried that in my nose once but when I yanked it out my eyes started to bleed. Now I've got one of those little rotary thingees I use 3 times a day. And the sack?, Holy crap! One pass with a Bic razor and the damn thing's clogged. I gotta use barbers shears before I shave or I run out of hot water in the shower. Then you gotta use lotion and baby powder to avoid razor bumps. Jumpin Jesus you might as well get a diaper out and stick a pacifier up my ass - pussy metro bullshit. Worse yet the hair is now growing halfway up the shaft, and you have to wax that. The girls at Gene Juarez turn pale and throw up in the trash cans when they see me coming in the door. You can't shave it. Believe me Ladies, you don't want stubble rash inside your cooch. Besides, every time I try to shave it, I come up with at least one goodly nick. When you spring wood it start to bleed and the old woman thinks she's getting her cycle back. Keep dreaming ya old bat!
        • FreeHat | 6 years ago | +3
          Plus one for sharing! ;)
        • digitalenigma0 | 6 years ago | +2
          Half way up? god dammit, im gonna have a neanderthal dick when im your age then, say hello to mr snuffleupagus ladies ;)
        • Shammie | 6 years ago | +2 -1
          Need someone to kiss it better?
          • MyssThang | 6 years ago | +1
            WOW! Colonel Sanders is packin! Is that original recipe? I bet in his hayday, it was finger lickin good!
            • deleted | 6 years ago | +1
              What makes you think he's past his hayday?Look at that damn thing standing at attention.
        • deleted | 6 years ago | +1
          to much info granpa
        • sirkus | 6 years ago
          you get my sympathy and i am SO glad i dont have that problem. yay lasers
  • redd | 6 years ago | +3
    Grandma's going to be fucking pissed off when she has to pick grandpa's nasty pubes off of her favorite chair!
    • deleted | 6 years ago
      I'll bet she doesn't complain when she picks his nasty pubes off her tonsils. And yes, judging from the decor, there is a Grandma in the house.
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +3
    He must have got a razor for Christmas & some viagra
    • deleted | 6 years ago
      How do you know he needs Viagra. That's a smile of genuine pride there. Don't be making assumptions that all old farts are impotent.
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +3
    Wax him, put a bag over his head, and you could have a very nice cock to play with on Christmas.
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
      No no no even a bag wont help that one....
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +3
    So thats why we had to get a bigger chimney.
  • MetatronAtra | 6 years ago | +3
    His balls frighten me, but his mustache... INSPIRES me.
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +3
      Does that mean youre gonna ride his mustache.
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +3
    dang.. even the doll in the background is staring at his junk..
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +1
      Ahahahaha so are we but that doll is lucky it doesn't have a memory..
  • MyDixieWrecked | 6 years ago | +3
    Thats it Grandpa no more Jack Daniels for you. This is the 3rd chair I've thrown out this week. And no i will not get you the peanut butter...SPARKY! GO AWAY!
    • gettem007 | 6 years ago | +1
      Dude, this is a pic from VH1's Where are they now, Big Ben Healy from "Problem Child
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
    Tut tut, he could have at least covered the child of Prague's eyes.
  • mysocksdontmatch | 6 years ago | +2
    that moustache is sweet
  • Eden Starr | 6 years ago | +2
    *packing bags for San Francisco*
    • lowprofile | 6 years ago | +1
      another shameless size queen! :-p
    • joythief07 | 6 years ago
      It's not what you think it is.
      • Eden Starr | 6 years ago | +1
        Who cares! They obviously grow them bigger over there....lol I'm goin!
        • joythief07 | 6 years ago | +1 -1
          But they taste like gay asshole. ... is what I've heard!
          • Eden Starr | 6 years ago | +2
            Yeah...that's what your gf said about your dick....but I don't hold it against YOU. :P
            • joythief07 | 6 years ago
              That's right. I hold my dick against you. And also in your throat.
              • Eden Starr | 6 years ago | +2
                Honey, your dick couldn't reach the inside of a woman's throat if she had a stoma. lol ;P
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
    Cant you tell from the moustache he's not gay,He's a collector of antiques
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
    Santa I want a boner like that.
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
    I just love those crooked cocks,
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +1
      Than you will love me. Im a very crooked dick.
    • ClaudeBalls | 6 years ago | +1
      Ha haaa! I read your post Camila, and I stopped my scollin' real quick...I thought I read that you liked "crooked cops." Ha haaa! You love crooked cocks! Well, like Martha Stewart says, "it's a GOOOD thing." I hate crooked cops! But I love slanted pussies, like they got in China, I heard 'bout.
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
    i have seen roadkill with more appeal.and less hair.
  • Skippie | 6 years ago | +2
    He reminds of Wilford Brimley.
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +1
      Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley and I have Diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?
      • deleted | 6 years ago
        Maybe her. Did some of her come off on your hand when you struck her? I hope you didn't take it out on the dog by butt fucking him. If you did, he's as dead now as your wife.
  • Red Baron | 6 years ago | +2
    He reminds me of Woody Brimley, Wilford well endowed brother.
    • ClaudeBalls | 6 years ago | +1
      He reminds me of Wilford Goezinyuh.
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 6 years ago | +2
    Grandpa.. I told you. Since grandma died, you don't have to keep taking the fucking Viagra... wait.. GRANDPA.. GET AWAY. HEEEELLLLPPP!!! GRaNDpA!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
    one day while watching the golden girls....
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
    George Carlin: Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. He used to say "I'm going upstairs and fuck your grandmother." Well, he was an honest guy, you know? He wasn't going to lie to a little kid.
  • uptonogood | 6 years ago | +2
    You dirty Grandpa you!!
  • badunclemike | 6 years ago | +2
    Don't just stand there taki'n pictures woman! Get on this thing before the Viagra wears off!
    • bullocksagain | 6 years ago
      it looks kinda dirty though..he needs a good dry clean down south!
  • bronxbeauty8 | 6 years ago | +2
    but he has a big penis - I'd do it, I mean him
    • deleted | 6 years ago
      Nice to have a choice Beauty, you can either ride ther meat stick, or go for a mustache ride. He looks like he could provide you with hours of pleasant activities. You might have to negotiate with Granny though, I'm sure she's the one behind the camera. I'd be happy to volunteer to keep her distracted while you do your cross generational outreach work with him.
  • katebizarre | 4 years ago | +2
    wow, grandpa's still got it
  • kailasho1 | 2 years ago | +2
    IF he shaved.. Maybe lol
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