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Masturbation Machine

by OChill 5 years ago (Mon, Oct 27, 2008) in Wtf (Porn)

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shykitten42 | 5 years ago | +7
This is no substitute for a womans mouth, actual spit, a stroking hand, the moans of pleasure and a throat to deposit the seminal pool into ...
- deleted | 5 years ago | +4
  I bet thats what you say at all your job interviews.
  - digitalenigma0 | 5 years ago
    lmao, that was good
- GrandpaFicket | 5 years ago | +4
  If you will excuse me, I have to go take a cold shower now.
  - deleted | 5 years ago
    Dont drop the soap Grandpa.
- marshallbanana | 5 years ago
  You mean a sperm receptacle....
deleted | 5 years ago | +5
Nothing will "beat" the feel of your own hand!
- Jolly | 5 years ago | +2
  Nothing will beat the feel of "your" own hand!
  - rjga16 | 5 years ago | +1
    Nothing will beat the feel of "your" hand! lol
    - hushpuppy09 | 5 years ago | +2
      Nothing will beat "the" feel of your own hand
      - ItsJustMyPenis | 5 years ago | +2
        Nothing Beat the hand of your own feel :D
        Nocept | 5 years ago | +2
        Nothing will beat me off like your hand
        leocadio62 | 5 years ago | +1
        Nothing will feel the hand of your own beat
        hulkman2004 | 5 years ago | +1
        i hate you guys.
        Hamm | 5 years ago | +1
        Quotezilla must continue...
        deleted | 5 years ago | +1
        HAMM!!!!
        Chaotic | 2 years ago | -1
        you guys I hate
        1wolf | 3 years ago
        nothing will beat the fealin of a tight pussy
- deleted | 5 years ago | +2
  " "
- digitalenigma0 | 5 years ago
  Ummm pussy does by far, but then again hands are far less needy!
- toast945 | 4 years ago
  nothing will beat the feel of my mouth
BigToy | 5 years ago | +4
No more one handed typing....
BigBadDave85 | 5 years ago | +3
To much work to get myself off.
- WongTzeYeung | 5 years ago | +2
  "Too" much work to get myself off.
  - deleted | 5 years ago
    Too much work to get "myself" off.
    - JBaltimore | 5 years ago
      To much get to work myself off
      - GregSamsa | 5 years ago
        To much work......I get myself off :P
      - ncguy82 | 5 years ago | -1
        What happens when the thing goes haywire and rips your sack off? What then, huh?
        digitalenigma0 | 5 years ago
        Then, my freind, you have another great H666 post! Better video record the prototype trial runs just incase
deleted | 5 years ago | +3
If I want a different feel I just use my left hand.
- deleted | 5 years ago
  Try sitting on your hand until it goes numb then use it
  - deleted | 5 years ago | +2
    I've tried that but then I cant feel my dick.
    - 13 | 5 years ago | +1
      that's why grigsbay does it, so he won't feel others dick either.
      - deleted | 5 years ago | +2
        Thats funny you mentioned that 13 cos I sat on my dick too and I didnt feel his hand either.
  - jeg3698 | 5 years ago
    I cant do it with my left hand i dont know why, my dick just goes WTF is that and goes limp on me
    - digitalenigma0 | 5 years ago
      Just pretend its someone else! After awhile your ambidexterity will increase and youll be working it like a billy idol fist instead of a small atari controller!
deleted | 5 years ago | +2
All it needs is a recorder of a woman moaning and its perfect!
- deleted | 5 years ago | +2
  Well you know except for the part WHERE IT'S NOT A WOMAN!
MoonshineMargarita | 5 years ago | +2
he forgot about the lube else hes gonna lose some pubes
- deleted | 5 years ago
  From the looks of it he can stand to lose more than a few.
  - MoonshineMargarita | 5 years ago
    true *yells* any body got a bush wacker
whattalady | 5 years ago | +2
if you have that much time to make something like that, you should have been to a couple bars or something and have gotten yourself the real thing. It's cheaper.
deleted | 5 years ago | +2
omg! Did Speed get his new invention patented yet?!

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