OChill

Hands free

Masturbation Machine
by OChill 6 years ago (Mon, Oct 27, 2008) in Wtf (Porn)
Hands free
Hands free
Hands free
Hands free
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  • shykitten42 | 6 years ago | +7
    This is no substitute for a womans mouth, actual spit, a stroking hand, the moans of pleasure and a throat to deposit the seminal pool into ...
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +4
      I bet thats what you say at all your job interviews.
    • GrandpaFicket | 6 years ago | +4
      If you will excuse me, I have to go take a cold shower now.
      • deleted | 6 years ago
        Dont drop the soap Grandpa.
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +5
    Nothing will "beat" the feel of your own hand!
    • Jolly | 6 years ago | +2
      Nothing will beat the feel of "your" own hand!
      • rjga16 | 6 years ago | +1
        Nothing will beat the feel of "your" hand! lol
        • hushpuppy09 | 6 years ago | +2
          Nothing will beat "the" feel of your own hand
          • ItsJustMyPenis | 6 years ago | +2
            Nothing Beat the hand of your own feel :D
            • Nocept | 6 years ago | +2
              Nothing will beat me off like your hand
              • leocadio62 | 6 years ago | +1
                Nothing will feel the hand of your own beat
                • hulkman2004 | 6 years ago | +1
                  i hate you guys.
                  • Hamm | 6 years ago | +1
                    Quotezilla must continue...
                    • deleted | 6 years ago | +1
                      HAMM!!!!
                  • Chaotic | 3 years ago | -1
                    you guys I hate
                • 1wolf | 5 years ago
                  nothing will beat the fealin of a tight pussy
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
      " "
    • digitalenigma0 | 6 years ago
      Ummm pussy does by far, but then again hands are far less needy!
    • toast945 | 6 years ago
      nothing will beat the feel of my mouth
  • BigToy | 6 years ago | +4
    No more one handed typing....
  • BigBadDave85 | 6 years ago | +3
    To much work to get myself off.
    • WongTzeYeung | 6 years ago | +2
      "Too" much work to get myself off.
      • deleted | 6 years ago
        Too much work to get "myself" off.
        • JBaltimore | 6 years ago
          To much get to work myself off
          • GregSamsa | 6 years ago
            To much work......I get myself off :P
          • ncguy82 | 6 years ago | -1
            What happens when the thing goes haywire and rips your sack off? What then, huh?
            • digitalenigma0 | 6 years ago
              Then, my freind, you have another great H666 post! Better video record the prototype trial runs just incase
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +3
    If I want a different feel I just use my left hand.
    • deleted | 6 years ago
      Try sitting on your hand until it goes numb then use it
      • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
        I've tried that but then I cant feel my dick.
        • 13 | 6 years ago | +1
          that's why grigsbay does it, so he won't feel others dick either.
          • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
            Thats funny you mentioned that 13 cos I sat on my dick too and I didnt feel his hand either.
      • jeg3698 | 6 years ago
        I cant do it with my left hand i dont know why, my dick just goes WTF is that and goes limp on me
        • digitalenigma0 | 6 years ago
          Just pretend its someone else! After awhile your ambidexterity will increase and youll be working it like a billy idol fist instead of a small atari controller!
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
    All it needs is a recorder of a woman moaning and its perfect!
    • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
      Well you know except for the part WHERE IT'S NOT A WOMAN!
  • MoonshineMargarita | 6 years ago | +2
    he forgot about the lube else hes gonna lose some pubes
    • deleted | 6 years ago
      From the looks of it he can stand to lose more than a few.
  • whattalady | 6 years ago | +2
    if you have that much time to make something like that, you should have been to a couple bars or something and have gotten yourself the real thing. It's cheaper.
  • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
    omg! Did Speed get his new invention patented yet?!
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