Happy 4th!

A little early, but Happy 4th to other Americans on this site. I've represented our British cousins here too. Plus a little something for our Afro-American brothers on the site.

by popsicklecell 11 months ago (Wed, Jul 04, 2012) in Sexy (Porn)

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EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +26 -7
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- MrRam | 11 months ago | +4
  Fuck Yea
- brohamn | 11 months ago | +5 -6
  Some fat fuck eating a 12inch burger summarizes all "mericans" right... Ive passed through Utah actually eyeballpete, and I see where you see the similarities... I totally see your view
  - EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +3 -1
    And its Eyeball Pate. As in...
    Eyeball Pate
    
    12 eyeballs
    
    1 fish bowl
    
    1 oz. gasoline
    
    1 skwoosher
    
    Place eyeballs into fishbowl ( if no fishbowl an old washtub will do)
    
    Skwoosh 'em up into jelly
    
    Add gasoline to form a paste
    
    Keep skwooshing
    
    Dump paste into a hole in the ground
    
    Wait 2 weeks for paste to harden
    
    Dig up
    
    Cut into thin strips
    
    Serve on rye crisps
    
    Feeds 5
    - popsicklecell | 11 months ago | +1 -2
      Hardcore
      
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      - EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +4
        Actually, written by Bill Moseley. AKA....
        
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        deleted | 11 months ago | +2
        im here to do the devils work
  - EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +2 -3
    Yeah because this, unlike all other stereotypes, is based on pure fiction.
kmb666 | 11 months ago | +20 -3
Last pic. [image]
apathy | 11 months ago | +17
Let's celebrate our asses off [image]
- Tonybaltimore | 11 months ago | +1
  Everything went wrong here. Shit is funny!
tomato1666 | 11 months ago | +17 -1
Happy 4rth :-)

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- RazeCrusher | 11 months ago | +5
  You make fun of them now, but when bath salts zombies start taking over, the guy on top will be super prepared.
deleted | 11 months ago | +10 -1
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And for all you ladies out there
- stevidrew | 11 months ago | +5
  Thank you.
- xchandlerx | 11 months ago | +2
  Is that Don Frye??
- Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +2
  Ahhhh Gordon Liddy wears a banana hammock? I always thought he was a creepy euro in disguise..
ImNotOk | 11 months ago | +9 -1
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You forgot this one. It's still Tuesday.
- deleted | 11 months ago | +1 -1
  I was wondering about Transvesto-Americans, and whether or not they were gonna be taken care of here... gladly, NotOK took care of it.
  
  God Bless America!
painwhore | 11 months ago | +8
Canadian Kate loves American too!

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Happy 4th of July!
mrsnuggs | 11 months ago | +5
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Stepford | 11 months ago | +4
Ok what chick is for us Afro-American brothers here? I did not see any Fat White Chicks!
deleted | 11 months ago | +4 -1
God bless America.
Jnhhaynes | 11 months ago | +3
God bless the USA God bless fireworks and God Bless big tittied fine ass ladies :D
ThePolishPiston | 11 months ago | +3
Too many stars not enough pussy
JollyRogArrh | 11 months ago | +2
#2 could be a firecracker waiting to blow
- brazilbilly | 11 months ago | +1
  you better get to the bathroom then!
camp89 | 11 months ago | +2
I am officially an Anglophile now.
Punisher6778 | 11 months ago | +2
It was a great post till the last one, anyone got a harpoon?
EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +2
Is #11 meant to be a taunt?
- ViperBravo | 11 months ago | +2
  Im thinking it is!
deleted | 11 months ago | +2
Great post and have a great Yankday dudes. Especially to all the minorities that never get a mention such as French-Americans, Japanese-Americans, Chinese-Americans and Slim-Americans. Bwaaaahahaha.
- Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +1
  They celebrate the 4th way harder than most white Americans.. perfect example.. the big 4th party I am going to today is being thrown by peruvians.. all my white relatives are just sitting at home relaxing..
  - deleted | 11 months ago | +1
    Have a great party Wagemeister and have a few peyote buttons for me mate ;o)
    - deleted | 11 months ago | +2
      you get san pedros there instead of peyote; same mescaline but lower content so you need a lot more cooking to reduce it, and/or to eat a bunch of the foulest shit EVER.
      
      what you can get a shitload of is coke... if that's your sort of thing
      - deleted | 11 months ago | +1
        oooh and if you can get a shaman to ayahuasca your ass, that's supposed to be some serious shit.
        deleted | 11 months ago | +1
        I'm going to need some translation on that one before I even smile just in case it's Tuesday and I've been asleep for 6 days.
        deleted | 11 months ago | +2
        shamans are "medicine men", ayahuasca is a fucked up mix of hallucinogenic vines and other plants from the amazon
  - deleted | 11 months ago | +1
    peruvians? don't eat the "cuy", unless you wanna eat a fat rodent (think of a huge hamster).
    
    wikipedia entry
    - Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +1
      Guinea pig.. yeah I know..
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