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Happy 4th!

A little early, but Happy 4th to other Americans on this site. I've represented our British cousins here too. Plus a little something for our Afro-American brothers on the site.
by popsicklecell 11 months ago (Wed, Jul 04, 2012) in Sexy (Porn)
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  • EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +26 -7
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    • MrRam | 11 months ago | +4
      Fuck Yea
    • brohamn | 11 months ago | +5 -6
      Some fat fuck eating a 12inch burger summarizes all "mericans" right... Ive passed through Utah actually eyeballpete, and I see where you see the similarities... I totally see your view
      • EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +3 -1
        And its Eyeball Pate. As in...
        Eyeball Pate

        12 eyeballs

        1 fish bowl

        1 oz. gasoline

        1 skwoosher



        Place eyeballs into fishbowl ( if no fishbowl an old washtub will do)

        Skwoosh 'em up into jelly

        Add gasoline to form a paste

        Keep skwooshing

        Dump paste into a hole in the ground

        Wait 2 weeks for paste to harden

        Dig up

        Cut into thin strips

        Serve on rye crisps



        Feeds 5
        • popsicklecell | 11 months ago | +1 -2
          Hardcore

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          • EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +4
            Actually, written by Bill Moseley. AKA....

            • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
              im here to do the devils work
      • EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +2 -3
        Yeah because this, unlike all other stereotypes, is based on pure fiction.
  • kmb666 | 11 months ago | +20 -3
    Last pic. [image]
  • apathy | 11 months ago | +17
    Let's celebrate our asses off [image]
    • Tonybaltimore | 11 months ago | +1
      Everything went wrong here. Shit is funny!
  • tomato1666 | 11 months ago | +17 -1
    Happy 4rth :-)

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    • RazeCrusher | 11 months ago | +5
      You make fun of them now, but when bath salts zombies start taking over, the guy on top will be super prepared.
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +10 -1
    [image]



    And for all you ladies out there
    • Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +2
      Ahhhh Gordon Liddy wears a banana hammock? I always thought he was a creepy euro in disguise..
  • ImNotOk | 11 months ago | +9 -1
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    You forgot this one. It's still Tuesday.
    • deleted | 11 months ago | +1 -1
      I was wondering about Transvesto-Americans, and whether or not they were gonna be taken care of here... gladly, NotOK took care of it.

      God Bless America!
  • painwhore | 11 months ago | +8
    Canadian Kate loves American too!

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    Happy 4th of July!
  • mrsnuggs | 11 months ago | +5
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  • Stepford | 11 months ago | +4
    Ok what chick is for us Afro-American brothers here? I did not see any Fat White Chicks!
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +4 -1
    God bless America.
  • Jnhhaynes | 11 months ago | +3
    God bless the USA God bless fireworks and God Bless big tittied fine ass ladies :D
  • ThePolishPiston | 11 months ago | +3
    Too many stars not enough pussy
  • JollyRogArrh | 11 months ago | +2
    #2 could be a firecracker waiting to blow
    • brazilbilly | 11 months ago | +1
      you better get to the bathroom then!
  • camp89 | 11 months ago | +2
    I am officially an Anglophile now.
  • Punisher6778 | 11 months ago | +2
    It was a great post till the last one, anyone got a harpoon?
  • EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +2
    Is #11 meant to be a taunt?
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
    Great post and have a great Yankday dudes. Especially to all the minorities that never get a mention such as French-Americans, Japanese-Americans, Chinese-Americans and Slim-Americans. Bwaaaahahaha.
    • Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +1
      They celebrate the 4th way harder than most white Americans.. perfect example.. the big 4th party I am going to today is being thrown by peruvians.. all my white relatives are just sitting at home relaxing..
      • deleted | 11 months ago | +1
        Have a great party Wagemeister and have a few peyote buttons for me mate ;o)
        • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
          you get san pedros there instead of peyote; same mescaline but lower content so you need a lot more cooking to reduce it, and/or to eat a bunch of the foulest shit EVER.

          what you can get a shitload of is coke... if that's your sort of thing
          • deleted | 11 months ago | +1
            oooh and if you can get a shaman to ayahuasca your ass, that's supposed to be some serious shit.
            • deleted | 11 months ago | +1
              I'm going to need some translation on that one before I even smile just in case it's Tuesday and I've been asleep for 6 days.
              • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
                shamans are "medicine men", ayahuasca is a fucked up mix of hallucinogenic vines and other plants from the amazon
      • deleted | 11 months ago | +1
        peruvians? don't eat the "cuy", unless you wanna eat a fat rodent (think of a huge hamster).
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