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• TheyCallMeBALLS posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor its days like today that i love my penis! +5 reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I love your penis today too! <3 +4 reply

• jhentros posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor sadly i know what happened in #6 reply

• HolliWould posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor what happened!??!?! reply

• someguycalleddave posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor I assume it had someone to do with his wife, his bit on the side and their first meeting reply

• Drweld posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor You are a genius, you started with the big ones and as the gallery progressed were coming the creapy, then the freaks, and then Condoleezza mad reaction at short dicks in Washington DC., LOL reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Penises are like a box of chocolates... ya never know what you are gonna get! +13 reply

• TheyCallMeBALLS posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor well i can promise you mine wont melt in your hand +3 reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor My Penis Look like Chocolate...so Get It Whore... +4 reply

• wh0re posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor sorry, not much for sweets. +4 reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my 24 years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?" reply

• wh0re posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I don't even know that, women are fucked up. +3 reply

• Cobra Dick posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor 13, the definition of "woman" is: Someone who's looking for a better deal. +2 reply

• BallsDeep007 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor That and a goat with a nice smile. +1 reply

• ransidfuker posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor actually the definition of WOMAN is: Wicked Obcessive Manipulating Antagonizing Neurotic psyco bitches that just wont shut the fuck up! +3 reply

• SweetPea posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor & obviously with that type of ignorance you have never had one. +3 reply

• wantinfun posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor but WIFE is Wash Iron Fuck Etc..... +4 reply

• SweetPea posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor oh you boys. you're lucky i'm not where you are or i would be teaching you two a lesson! ;) reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor LOL thats good reply

• BigFoot posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor LOL, thats a nice one.... reply

• morcom posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor Its great how we go from images of freaky penises - to the definition of the word woman. :) reply

• Minnis posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Forty two +2 reply

• Eden Starr posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor A real woman wants an equal...hence the reason why we REAL women are rarely satisfied... ;P lol "No man may have me unless he has beaten me in a fair fight." Tru dat, tru dat.... +1 reply

• hop head posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor Condoleeza Rice is nice, but I prefer a-roni. reply

• Concresence posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor Clutch kicks ass. reply

• warmonger posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor but it might be rude and spit in your face +1 reply

• proflight posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor thats not what bubba said too forrest, "yawz iz like a shrimp forrest" reply

• deibler posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor Holy hell. I just told this chick that at lunch a couple days ago. Her and her boyfriend are "saving it for marriage" so I told her to be careful, because . . . reply

• specialkitten3 posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor yea, you never know what ur gonna get til its too late and its already in your mouth reply

• Dancingcorpse posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor At least most of them weren't mutilated. That's always a plus! +3 reply

• redline7 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor centimeter peter... +1 reply

• Sasquatch7 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor #3 could be generous and give some to #12, cuz he could use a little...well actually alot. reply

• barneyy2k posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor isn't the second to last one a nipple? reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor sadly no! +1 reply

• twatsickle posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor ya and u never know who has one either +4 reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor jeez yer really not gonna back off are you twat??? Talk to Sawan... we cleared shit up already reply

• twatsickle posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor did u show him misss kitty i wanna see +4 reply

• scorpionking posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Personally I don't care who has a penis or who has a pussy. What counts here is honesty. If you can't be yourself on this site then there is absolutely no hope for you. +4 reply

• twatsickle posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor good form scorp reply

• scorpionking posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Thx twat +1 reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I hate people who arent honest.. =( +1 reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor OMG...You are gona hate entire women of the world then. +1 reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I'm a woman and I'm completely honest... I don't ever lie to people... I like cry if someone makes me lie about something LOL reply

• Pastafazool posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor That's a lie right there. +2 reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor why is it a lie? I really cant ... I once lied to my mom about going out my friends to brooklyn and like told her 10 minutes later I was lying.. im such a baby +1 reply

• Vicodin posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor Surprisingly enough there are a select few that are actually like HW says and can't lie. I met one once and fucked it up. I hope to find another one someday. +1 reply

• jongt posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor i wanna see too =D reply

• vespa150 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor in some of these cases not a lot reply

• PissFlap posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Penises are ugly fucking things - thank God I'm not a woman most of whom have to politely put up with them. +4 reply

• PissFlap posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor The guy in the third to last pic - what a pencil-dick. +2 reply

• Unidentified posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I wonder if It sharpens reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Oh look it has an eraser top! reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I wish I was a Woman, then Lesbian......THE END. +1 reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I happen to like penises.. I've been with both.. and vaginas are just weird when they arent your own.. unless yer really drunk then ya chow down like yer at the old country buffet! LOL but in general penises are wayyyyyyyyyy more fun to play with! reply

• BuzzBurbank posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Remind me not to log on on tuedays. +4 reply

• PissFlap posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor It has been a horrible day apart from all the avatar craziness. +1 reply

• Hyde in plain sight posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor "Well.....my ego just had a nice stroke" +3 reply

• joythief07 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor My grandma had a stroke too. +3 reply

• Hyde in plain sight posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Fuck Grandma....Me and my ego are feeling kinda cocky tonight! +2 reply

• joythief07 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor You and eco are going to fuck my grandma with your cocks? (I'm hard of hearing tonight) +1 reply

• Hyde in plain sight posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor HUH? I can't understand her when she takes out her teeth! reply

• R3dneck posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor You just said stroke when commenting on a gallery of penises. Choose your next words very carefully. reply

• zbw666 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor what the fuck are you talking about +1 reply

• twatsickle posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor penis penis penis everywhere and everyone, man this is a bad day +1 reply

• wh0re posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor look, half-boobs! Any better? +3 reply

• twatsickle posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor ahh whore u rock, a real deal reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I just think it would have been a lot more appropriate if # 3 had the tattoo from #10... #10 should have just said "too bad I was second choice" +1 reply

• joythief07 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor #8 could tattoo the whole Bible on there reply

• Unidentified posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor "You Lucky Bitch" lol classic. reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Holli, Is that collection your's? Or Your's Boy Friend's??? +1 reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Unfortunately none of my boyfriends have had such "festive" phallus's ... I do however sell sex toys LOL So I have QUITE a collection of toys! LOL reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor You have got Brown? reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor no... I have a blue one that lights up and spins!!! does that count? hahah 4 words... LIGHTED IMPULSE MYSTIC JEWEL... look it up.. right after I got that I swore off men for a while! reply

• BigRobot posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Note to self, keep girlfriend away from LIGHTED IMPULSE MYSTIC JEWEL. +1 reply

• Pastafazool posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I had me some Condi. That's just how they are after you hurt their feelings reply

• scorpionking posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor pic #13: Suck my Bic, bitch. +1 reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor What? Are you Gay? or Am I? +1 reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor LOL I wanted to plus that but I JUST plussed you dammit! +1 reply

• Discombobulated posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor #9 has a bad case of crotch rot! reply

• qrius posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor #7 from the bottom - WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?!?!? i do and dont want to know at the same time.... reply

• smurfspunk posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Last one looks like DICK Cheney! reply

• smurfspunk posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor For some of them you'll need the ghostbusters or MATT DAMON.... +2 reply

• smurfspunk posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor .... sorry for saying the M-word!!!!!!!!!! +1 reply

• smurfspunk posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor 4th comment in a row.... ...need ...attention ...or ....medication +1 reply

• massageplus posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Perhaps yr just a bit lonely? ;-) +1 reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor No...I'm hanging with her...Just don't treat her like Kid...and may be she is too happy and confident to write 4 in a row...You go Girl. reply

• wh0re posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor It's ok, there there. *pets* +1 reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor maybe just some smurf penis? +1 reply

• smurfspunk posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Holli I WOULD also use yours too, but only on tuesdays! reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor still a woman.. but like I said I do have the impulse lighted mystic jewel but it's blue so you can borrow it anytime! <3 reply

• smurfspunk posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor ...u didn't get my tranny joke? ...thank god I am not blonde! reply

• HolliWould posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I got it.. hence why I said "still a woman" always have been always will be... so should I be glad I'm not blue!? reply

• wdmold posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor ummm....wtf is #2???? reply

• smurfspunk posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor your mom!!!!! ... god I love that joke! reply

• sawan posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor ~ 12 should cut it off and cook it with onions .It's good for nothing else so it might as well be a hot dog. +2 reply

• warmonger posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Lol have you ever found a vein in your hot dog ? if so would you still eat it ? reply

• badcat posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Condelessa Rice(I think thats her name) is just showing everyone how big hers is. +2 reply

• Flamesack112 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor That looks smaller than 3 1/2 inches. reply

• ransidfuker posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor come on dude, it is that bad for him.... give him the benefit of the doubt and let him have a "little" dignity reply

• j18speed posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Hehe "You Lucky Bitch"! YES! YES! *speed runs to get his sharpie* +4 reply

• jongt posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor soooo condalisa rice likes small cocks and we all knew this already. reply

• pogomama posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor ok 13 is a pencildick geek not a pencil neck geek +1 reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I was under stress of your fat ASS... +1 reply

• BossNigga posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor pic one was a flop, pic 3 was a black man with a fake cock 4 5 and 7 tried to hard to find that rumored G spot!! Its not worth the hassle guys!!! reply

• roland68 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Condi is either talking about W's dick or her own clit reply

• BigRobot posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor #8 thats not a penis, THIS is a penis. reply

• spangeva posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I don't understand...why did I look when it said penis in the title? +1 reply

• proflight posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor sometimes having a long penis can be a right drag reply

• mrs.fuckfrenzy posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor fucking awesome! reply

• fatnazicowdicktater posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor that guys boner looks realy down. reply

• Eden Starr posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor Dude! I love cock more than any other woman I know...but sometimes you just gotta fuckin say, "WHEN!" lol reply

• SirCumsAlot posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor my dick looks like pic #3 -1 reply

• angrya posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor look at it Deuce its like a pencil reply

• zrubeck posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor One day long, long ago, there was a woman who didn't yell, didn't bitch - but that was long, long ago, and only for one day reply

• Reign posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor Careful sharp curves ahead +1 reply

• DudeImNotOnPot posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor Condelisa is talking about President bush reply

• fundamentallyloathsome posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor Isint it awfully nise to have a penis?Aint it delightfully god to have a dong.So three cheers for you willy,your percy and your cock .You can take it any where.You can stick it in your sock.But dont take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock and you wont acome aback. reply

• morcom posted 2 months ago rate it: good