turdusmcflurdus

Heres your skateboard back

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by turdusmcflurdus 10 months ago (Sun, Jul 29, 2012) in Wtf (SFW)
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  • surferblood | 10 months ago | +68 -34
    I see nothing wrong with this. Neg away.
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +17 -4
      You obviously never had to pay for a good skate board
      • simpleman89 | 10 months ago | +4
        I kinda want to kick that guys ass i rember wen a skate board was the only transportation i had that guy's a deuce bag
      • madcow1007 | 10 months ago | +4
        you've obviously never had to pay for anything but a skateboard
    • skullDconstruction | 10 months ago | +3 -2
      He assaulted 2 minors. Destruction of property. (Pretty sure that is more serious than trespassing.)
  • infantcide | 10 months ago | +21 -1
    I understand you want to skateboard. But do it on your own property. Or where you have permission. Dont get pissed when you trespass and get you shit kicked in for it.
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    • xxxdsidexxx | 10 months ago | +5 -10
      yeah but they said they would leave.. the kid just wanted his skateboard back.. should they really get their shit kicked in for that?
      • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +8 -4
        They are only being like that because they got caught. If the guy didn't have that kids skateboard in his hand the little woodpushers would have ran off with an attitude or insults.
      • camp89 | 10 months ago | +5 -1
        Why the camera work then???
  • turdusmcflurdus | 10 months ago | +16 -2
    when you notice your being filmed in a situation like this you have 2 choices, conform to the law or do the wildman. He chose the latter
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +28 -18
    His place? Trespass? I would have broken more than a skate board...and owned a new camera.
    • infantcide | 10 months ago | +11 -8
      Apparently we have some skateboarders here that like to neg and not show themselves. Probably cause their childish grown men. Or grown boys i shoud saw.
      • psychmike | 10 months ago | +29 -1
        They'll blame it on 3-4 black guys.
        • FATJOE | 10 months ago | +1 -1
          well he is dark skinned...
      • dwpbike | 10 months ago | +12 -2
        please don't saw grown boys
        • DirtyHampsterThrashin | 10 months ago | +1
          he's just attempting to justify his practices of groping on the altar boys...
        • infantcide | 10 months ago | +1
          Thats no fun. Can I if i video it?
      • the1armman | 10 months ago | +2
        This coming from a chronic frapper. Talk about grown boys...
    • Xenoform | 10 months ago | +22 -22
      Obviously you have never had fun as a kid. I see no crime in kids skateboarding, but an adult acting like a child and assaulting children... Pretty fucked up.
      Really guys, "neg away" write comments that don't suck.
      • psychmike | 10 months ago | +27 -5
        He tried to teach these kids a valuable lesson; when you break the rules, you pay the consequences, and you don't get to decide what the consequences will be. I had fun as a child, but I was raised to do so in a way that didn't annoy the fuck out of other people.
        • DrunkenPiano | 10 months ago | +14 -6
          Looked like he was being a power tripping douche to me. He did hit one of those kids, and they didn't seem to be disrespectful in anyway to him other than wanting his board back. No excuse for a full grown adult flying off the handle like that. Buy a fucking pad lock for your door if people walking in is such an issue.
          • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +8 -2
            The guy did seems to be a dick. Though he may have lots of problems with people getting into his shit.
            Keeping people chased off is a fucking full time job. When I first started living on and taking care of this farm I had a lot of trouble keeping people off of it. They liked to come out here and party, cook meth, or plant weed. At first I was nice and told them basically "New owner now, I don't want people riding around out here and getting into shit and making a huge mess, or getting hurt on some of the equipment and trying to sue me" That didn't really help much. When I started being a grade A asshole it got a little better. The word gets around.
            • DrunkenPiano | 10 months ago | +3 -5
              I see what you're saying about asking nicely not always working... Clearly it didn't work for this kid either.
              "you can chuck my board over please"
              I have a short temper too but this man's reaction was just silly, stupid and pathetic.
              I would have traded the kid his skateboard back from a look at his I.D. You already know what he looks like so once you have his name and address if he ever did come back you could just call the cops and send them directly to the kids door, but that took a bit to much brain power for this guy to think of.
              In your case since you're on a farm I think all you'd really have to do is have a heart to heart with some of your trespassers with a shotgun in tow. They'll get the message, pretty quickly. Maybe not the best idea for the meth heads though.
              • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +4 -1
                Yeah. The meth heads are crazy. They come out here to cook that shit because there are a lot of chemical smells on my land from an oil operation. It's usually a pretty intense deal when we chase them off. Though usually we just find their setup or left over trash and call it in. Though sometimes we actually see them out there. I guess we could wait them out or something, but calling the cops would be worthless, police cruisers can't get back in those areas, and cops don't know how to sneak.
                I don't like the idea of having to shoot someone, but dammit sometimes I think that would be the easiest way to deal with them.
          • deleted | 10 months ago | +2 -2
            110% right thats why you have no negs ^
    • FATJOE | 10 months ago | +2 -5
      its not his place ...break my board i break you head then take a picture with my board stuck up his ass...
      • EastBeast | 10 months ago | +1
        Then post it here.
  • apathy | 10 months ago | +6
    They're all acting childish, so what's the big deal?
  • JustenCase | 10 months ago | +5
    I had a bad experience with skateboarders once. Me and my gal were playing tennis and there they are. Thinking that a freakin tennis court is the place to skateboard. Since it's a city court there are signs up with rules that it's to be used for tennis only. Well, one of them got hurt and we both liked that. We didn't laugh out loud but it was still some nice poetic justice.
    So when I see a skateboarder get owned like this, I can't help but be on the side that broke it and kicked him off.
    The guy who broke it had every right to do that.
  • kittyripper | 10 months ago | +4
    The man should have detained them and called the police. The crime of trespassing gets you (depending on your state) a fine and possibly some jail time (depending upon the degree of your trespass). In my state you would get up to 90 days in jail and or pay a fine up to $1,000. That is a much more severe punishment than hitting them with a skateboard and breaking the skateboard. It also involves the parents and forces them to know what their children are doing and hopefully they will prevent them from doing it in the future, unless they like paying fines.

    It was wrong for the kids to be there and it was wrong for the security guard to act as he did. We have police and courts for a reason, they are the ones that give punishments for crimes.
    • Down2one | 10 months ago | +1
      They could of broken in skull fucked his sister then turned on the camera when things didnt go their way.
  • Drummerer | 10 months ago | +4
    The guy could have just shot both of them and dropped them in a dumpster some where then destroy the camera. If you're trespassing, you're trespassing, don't matter if you're a kid just wanting to have fun or whatever the fuck. They didn't belong there, get the fuck out! If you're going to do shit like this and/or break the law, you should be prepared to be dealt with.
    • Stevarooni | 10 months ago | +1
      I think that you overestimate the leeway a property owner has for trespassing. Someone breaks into your house at night? Yeah, sure, deadly force is understandable, since you don't know the intentions of the invader, and must assume the worst. These kids were trespassing, but they were also sort of cooperative, at least moving toward the exit..at their own, ding-dong pace, but still, that is insufficient to justify deadly force...especially with the extra dash of "obstructing justice" thrown in. :D
      • Drummerer | 10 months ago | +1
        I'm not saying that's what he should of done, but what he could've done. Everyone's bitching about how the guy broke the kids skateboard, etc. They got off light. The cops could be pulling their bodies out of a dumpster, not knowing what the hell happened to them.
    • fickle1 | 10 months ago | +1 -1
      damn
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +3
    Concidering alot of kids go skate where there NOT Supposed to and I'm guessing this was one of them spots ya he got off lucky a new deck Is cheaper then a trespassing ticket. Yes the guy over reacted but I bet it was not the first time he had to deal with them turds and that was why he was pissed. Not to mention the kid was all grabby and pushy.
  • ripcored | 10 months ago | +3 -1
    I would have beat it over the kids head
    • xxxdsidexxx | 10 months ago | +3 -2
      like father like son..
  • MyBloodyKitty | 10 months ago | +2
    Sure he can get mad about his skateboard being broken, but he acts like he can't replace it.
    • psychmike | 10 months ago | +7
      I said the same thing about my girlfriend's teeth. The police were not amused.
      • MyBloodyKitty | 10 months ago | +1
        Well at least she won't bite when you shove your cock down her throat.
  • psychmike | 10 months ago | +2
    That's never been a problem- she only let's me put my dick in her mouth when she's unconscious.
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +4 -2
    No one here has any idea what happened to lead up to what we saw , but you are ready to convict without half of the evidence .
    • Stevarooni | 10 months ago | +3
      We don't have all the evidence, true. But then we also aren't going to be instituting a sentence upon either party. Until I'm on a jury, I have the right to be judgmental based on half-facts and assumptions. ;-)
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +3 -1
      Thats exactly my point as well.
  • fkbisme | 10 months ago | +3 -1
    I rode a little BMX and had some skater friends and I know the best places to ride or skate are always private property plus the idea of getting caught always upped the fun factor but when you trespass you have to accept the consequences. I'd still rather have my kid (if I actually had one) out skating than sitting inside playing video games.
    • SomeOleBullshit | 10 months ago | +1
      I love and hate your attitude about it. But I respect the line about keeping kids from being sit at home do nothings.
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