Teutonic

How to steal a chicken

How to steal a chicken
by Teutonic | 2 years ago (Sun, Jul 25, 2010 5:56pm EDT) | in Wtf
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
How to steal a chicken
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  • brohamn | 2 years ago | +14
    I would have been impressed if it was alive
  • oyxter | 2 years ago | +12
    Looks like the chicken came first...
  • elsuperbeasto | 2 years ago | +12
    she is at serious risk of samonella poisoning
    • HolliWould | 2 years ago | +7
      You're worried about her? I was worried about what the chicken might get!
    • LongmanNY | 2 years ago | +1 -7
      y r u in this website?
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      • Wonky_Donkey | 2 years ago | +4
        He's not in it...... He's on it!!! ...... Come to think of it, is he in it or on it? Which came first the chicken or the neg?.... Oh it was the Neeeeeeeeeeegggggg!
        • robzulla | 2 years ago | +2
          thats why my chicken tastes like fish!
          • marcellus | 2 years ago | +1 -1
            Can I taste your chicken??
  • Ajs2sexy | 2 years ago | +10
    would have been impressed if was a turkey!! :))
    • drake555 | 2 years ago | -1
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      • drake555 | 2 years ago | +1 -1
        god damn it, why cant i get this shit to work on here
        http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153517
  • rollingsucka | 2 years ago | +4
    So that's why some guys tell you it taste like chicken.
  • MrCapnNate | 2 years ago | +4
    This is way better if you look at the pictures from the bottom up. Its like she gives birth to a chicken in the grocery store and then abandons it, skipping away happily with her squatter boyfriend
  • TwoLeftShoes | 2 years ago | +3
    Best marinade ever!
  • ecorock | 2 years ago | +2
    I'll just make myself a sandwich, thanks.
  • Tommygunn | 2 years ago | +2
    She "Snatched" it
  • Chleda | 2 years ago | +2
    They wanted to steal a chicken, and her pussy was a better hiding place then the guy's backpack. Not the smartest cousins in the family.
    • Drweld | 2 years ago
      Back-Pack the chicken..., now you are talking nasty.
    • Gavz | 2 years ago
      Ha! funny as! "I'm a great French kisser, my Pa says I'm the best!"
  • PLEDGEY | 2 years ago | +1
    what sort of person goes shopping without any shoes on?.
    • Devlin | 2 years ago | +2
      The kind of person that'll steal a chicken by putting it in her vagina without knowing the risk of salmonella?
    • shaoster | 2 years ago | +1
      Pic 5. Obviously has sandals on.
      • PLEDGEY | 1 year ago
        i think you'll find that's Obviously more of a flip flop than a sandle ( he said, with a smug look on his face)
  • ninjaking777 | 2 years ago | +1
    i figured she would have stolen the summer sausage cuz its user friendly
  • dead dog | 2 years ago | +1
    you know what they say...tastes like chicken, smell like feesh.......
  • Jagged Marrow | 2 years ago | +1
    That's not a bad idea for a glaze....
  • xanaxwizard | 2 years ago | +1
    so this is breaded chicken now? get it..yeast..breaded. oh nevermind
  • JoeRotten | 2 years ago | +1
    I would of been impressed it if came out fully cooked...
  • tshezz | 2 years ago | +1
    the asian man who owns the market should make that a special. 1/2 off anything you can carry out in your vag.
    • CaveCanem | 2 years ago
      Except....that could easily include him, and he's already short as fuck.
  • FATBLACKDIC13 | 2 years ago | +1
    i wudnt eat that chicken lol
  • WitchesWhispers | 2 years ago | +1
    why would you steal a chicken? wouldn't a nice t-bone make more sense?
  • loucksy223 | 1 month ago | +1
    the first time in the world he was asked whats ur girlfriends pussy taste like...he answered like chicken...
  • ninjasnarf | 1 month ago | +1
    NExt is HOW TO STEAL A TURDUCKIN
  • Strangeways | 1 month ago | +1
    I have a cock(eral) she can try to stuff up there if she wants, and it's not my turkey that she can gobble gobble gobble
  • angelaitaly | 1 month ago | +1
    GOSH.... that looks disgusting
  • 420mafia | 1 month ago | +1
    FINGER LICKIN GOOD
  • fireball80ca | 2 years ago
    Enjoy the salmonella
  • oyxter | 2 years ago | +1 -1
    Chicken thieves, its a dead giveaway...
  • hawtchica06 | 2 years ago
    poor poor headless chicken...
  • IceDog | 2 years ago
    After this I wonder if it still taste like Chicken when cooked
  • jumbee | 2 years ago
    Can she do that with AU Bullion?
  • xrapex | 2 years ago
    Thats pretty fucking gross. I wonder if they fried it or whatnot?
  • Robert235 | 2 years ago
    mom why does chicken taste like fish,because they called it seachicken
  • locutus2of1 | 2 years ago
    They should have at least got steak
  • SuicideAtSunrise | 2 years ago
    so, i guess the "F" in KFC is for fuck?
  • sikpup | 2 years ago
    Does that pussy taste like chicken or does that chicken taste like pussy or tuna? Almost got confused what chicken tastes like.....or is it pussy?
    • Wonky_Donkey | 2 years ago | +1
      If you mix it with enough "homemade" mayo, who gives a fuck?
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 2 years ago
    That sure wasn't a Perdue oven stuffer.
  • CaptainFlyscratch | 2 years ago
    mmmmmmmm......pussy-glazed chicken
  • Slayerigormortis | 2 years ago
    There's something kind of fishy about stealing poultry.
  • Drweld | 2 years ago
    Chicken Rebirth and Resurrected,...
  • kissyphur | 2 years ago
    TWEEKERS WILL DO ANYTHING LOL
  • joeysoups69 | 2 years ago
    Well he def.can't complain about her pussy being fishy
  • jonnykx1 | 2 years ago
    Its because of sick chicken fucker's like her that I became a vegetarian. Crazy ass bitch I hope u and ur man/cousin get e-coli as an STD
  • crispinpotatus | 2 years ago
    some people really have no shame
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 2 years ago
    BayRidge George..I'm with you on that one. Fucking disgusting and a stupid ass prank. People with nothing better to do.
  • DEZNUTZ | 2 years ago
    keep it real, would you eat it?
  • Iarumasmus | 2 years ago
    Holy shit! She really wanted that chicken. :o
  • TheFlyingHoodlum | 2 years ago
    If the alarm went off at the doors, that would have been a totally awkward situation.
  • oyxter | 2 years ago
    awkward, unless she claims she about to have a spontaneous abortion...
  • Youngblood666 | 2 years ago
    tastes like.......Jessica Simpson chicken or tuna
  • BigToy | 2 years ago
    it's the "other" white meat....
  • CaveCanem | 2 years ago
    More than one way to stuff a chicken? Kinda like choking the chicken, I guess....
  • the14you | 2 years ago
    Damn honey, I thought most things taste like chicken but this chicken tastes like fish!!
  • evilash | 2 years ago
    Well now the chicken is going to tast like tuna!
  • robbo | 2 years ago
    ..now thats just fowl!
  • guacalana | 2 years ago
    I guess fried chicken it is...
  • barry | 2 years ago
    great idea, now the chicken tastes of fish!
  • mjym | 2 years ago
    kentuky fuck chicken
  • suGanja | 2 years ago
    turns out they caught her, but let her keep the chicken
  • TrickyKitty | 2 years ago
    can you imagine what her snatch smells like now?
  • Rapeandshit | 2 years ago
    He could have just put it in his bag surely?..
  • Deviant | 2 years ago
    Is this how they process Chicken of the Sea?
  • BJORNsupremecy | 2 years ago
    I love a good marinade!
  • psychmike | 2 years ago
    The last picture looks like Dakota Fanning, if she'd just shot heroin and shoved a chicken in her vintage.
  • mrbungle1020 | 2 years ago
    i want to see her do a turkey.
  • chicago22 | 1 year ago
    no wonder why pussy taste like chicken
  • urfukinfired | 1 year ago
    3rd world shopping spree
  • freshhserf | 4 months ago
    makes you think twice about eating at someone's house who gets food at discount prices huh?
  • ricklvslacks1 | 2 months ago
    U MEAN NIGGAS R NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO STEAL CHICKEN??? HHHMMMMM IMAGINE THAT!!!
  • BayRidgeGeorge | 2 years ago | +2 -3
    She's the type that fucks her father & brothers,& lets farm animals do her ! Skanky white Bitch. I have no use for Degenerates like her.
    • CaptainFlyscratch | 2 years ago | +2
      And yet, George, you still keep coming back here
      • BayRidgeGeorge | 2 years ago
        What can I say,somebody has to address perverted, deviant behavior & tell it like it is. Condoning this shit & acting like a bunch of cheerleaders is just going to leave your mind desensitized & warped. EVERYONE deserves a second chance at life,even that Gutter Slut with the chicken.
    • jailyjones | 2 years ago
      but wasn't it fun to watch her fuck that chicken, george?
      • Gavz | 2 years ago
        Classic Chickenfucker, eh Toecutter?
      • DEMODICK34 | 2 years ago
        lol that made me think of Of Mice and Men
    • SteakSauce | 2 years ago
      send em my wt, i need some more fruits and vegies and maybe a chicken for a BBQ im having, speed your invited!
  • CrimsonGhost1972 | 2 years ago | -1
    So that's why it tastes like chicken, I've always wondered!