CaptainFlyscratch

Hum-dinger!

Not the smartest smuggler
by CaptainFlyscratch 2 years ago (Mon, Sep 19, 2011) in Wtf (SFW)
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douche bag smuggles live humming birds in his underpants repeatedly getting the point
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  • CaptainFlyscratch | 2 years ago | +25 -1
    now when he pees, it looks something like this>>>
    • deleted | 2 years ago
      ooooo, mine does!
  • Knightmare316 | 2 years ago | +9
    humming birds "oh thank god you found us.... this guy was trying to teabag us to death"...
  • g0g3tfuck3d | 2 years ago | +7
    does this guy know something i don't??? who the fuck smuggles humming birds!?!?
    • SteakSauce | 2 years ago | +1
      yeah its not like people pay a lot of money for exotic pets or anything.... oh wait,they do, especially exotic birds... der der der.
      • fkbisme | 2 years ago | +1 -1
        Are hummingbirds exotic?
        • SteakSauce | 2 years ago | +1
          if there from somewhere else.... like kalamazoo or bangladesh....
  • Inkslinger029 | 2 years ago | +7
    Excuse me sir..... Why is your junk tweeting?
  • wafflestomper | 2 years ago | +6
    At least he didn't shove them up his ass
  • ImAlwaysTheAngel | 2 years ago | +6 -1
    He also had 14 attached to his socks
    [image]
    and now faces 20 yrs for illegally importing wildlife


  • JustAHumanBean | 2 years ago | +3
    I looked at the last pic and wondered if it was Tuesday already.
  • DrunkEnough | 2 years ago | +3
    ...But it turns out that he was the decoy for 100 kg of the finest Columbian snow to pass through their "checkpoint." Distract the pigs with hummingbirds, works everytime!
    • deleted | 2 years ago
      As in from Columbia? Where the fuck's that?
      • SteakSauce | 2 years ago
        maine... we get a shit ton of snow up here we actually export it with our hummingbird underpants and matching sock sets!
  • SatansGoddess | 2 years ago | +2
    i hope they where pecking away at his balls, i know i would if some asshole did that to me!
  • deleted | 2 years ago | +2
    Look at the guy in the last pics face. He's like "Yeah I'm fucking great, get this camera out of here"
    • CaptainFlyscratch | 2 years ago | +1
      or; "this shit was on his junk and I am not wearing gloves...."
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