Morana

I am confused

Girl/boy, Black/white - take your pick
by Morana | 3 years ago (Sun, Dec 09, 2007 12:08pm EST) | in Funny
I am confused
81 ratings
Tags: female   bodybuilder  
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  • slightlydisturbed | 3 years ago
    oh.you've done it this time morana-am officially freaked out with this image!
    • 13 | 3 years ago
      Robie Williams, if He did Body Building. +3
    • kickone | 3 years ago
      what ever the case its scary +1
      • DIVA | 3 years ago
        WTF!!??
    • jhentros | 3 years ago
      what kind of sweet talk did it take to get her naked and happy ?
    • Illmatic1 | 3 years ago
      this dudes got a big dick
    • Batman00 | 4 weeks ago
      What kinda of Fucked up genetic experiment went wrong here????
  • thebitch | 3 years ago
    what is it?
    • joythief07 | 3 years ago
      It's one of everything combined! In ice cream, they call this "Neapolitan" +10
      • freeblowjobs | 3 years ago
        Do you know the muffin man?
        • Fseven | 3 years ago
          the muffin man? +3
          • wantinfun | 3 years ago
            who lives on drury lane? +1
            • Lady Q | 3 years ago
              and never gets laid
              • Tommygunn | 3 years ago
                She's got a point.....cuz I'm skeered of....it
          • LikeTrade | 3 years ago
            It's the leprechuan from the movies
      • Charles Bronsin | 3 years ago
        What is it you say. It's fucking sad that's what it is.
      • DragonforceAddict | 3 years ago
        No, it's that ice cream that combines all the leftover bottom of the bucket ice cream that they offer to the kids as "Surprise" flavor..poor kids..and they fall for it.
      • DIVA | 3 years ago
        It's a tranny, bodybuilder, who fell asleep in the tanning bed and woke up weeks later. I'm still not sure if it's a woman to man/or a man to woman tranny.
  • Robbie_2k7 | 3 years ago
    Its a chocolate monster. Lovechild of Arnie and Whoopi Goldberg. +5
    • cheeyadog | 3 years ago
      but that looks nothing like flava flav +1
      • BJGimmie247 | 3 years ago
        Bet ya Flav would hit it though... I mean if i was drunk enough... and it really did have a vagina...
    • keyser soza | 3 years ago
      Its the scarecrow from the wizard of oz,and this fucker hasnt got no brain either!!!!!
  • gulfice | 3 years ago
    Looks like a target to me. Give you 500 yards headstart mutha fucker +2
  • ecorock | 3 years ago
    What kind of hairdo is that??? +2
    • joythief07 | 3 years ago
      For real dude, that's not flattering at all.
      • ecorock | 3 years ago
        Thats the dealbreaker right there. +3
        • cheeyadog | 3 years ago
          yeah, that hairdo is soooooo the deal breaker in this case +6
  • KRYPTONEDEVIL | 3 years ago
    Holy Shit!
  • Cobra Dick | 3 years ago
    It WAS a female human, before 10 years of power bodybuilding, $300,000 worth of steroids and human growth hormone, a badly botched breast augmentation surgery, and an eternity in a tanning bed. +15
    • slightlydisturbed | 3 years ago
      which makes it a very expensive and time consuming waste of space.this is one fucked up person. +1
    • thebitch | 3 years ago
      has to be more than 300 grand...your making it sound too normal
      • Cobra Dick | 3 years ago
        I estimated conservatively. +1
    • DannyLee | 3 years ago
      puke* puke* he's right +1
    • hotstuff69 | 3 years ago
      *wispers quitely for cobra to grab the .50 cal*
    • ray13star | 2 years ago
      All that's needed to fix the problem is a change of heads with pshop...or massive facial reconstructive surgery...lol
  • janice01 | 3 years ago
    She looks charred. +4
  • Pastafazool | 3 years ago
    Put her out front of a cigar shop and throw darts at her.
  • Hyde in plain sight | 3 years ago
    I wonder if the family hides the matches when it comes over?
  • OChill | 3 years ago
    lay off the tanning lotion and get a face... something done to your face.
    • Chilli | 3 years ago
      Maybe just a whole new one would be good.
  • j18speed | 3 years ago
    Morana, thank you. You've just supplied me the image I needed to spoil that pesky poorly timed erection that seems to present itself at inappropriate times. In the future, when I find myself with token 'embarassment boner' all I have to do is think of the Princess of Testosterone above and BINGO! Boner banished. +7
  • yanidez | 3 years ago
    Its a white female trying to be a black man!! +2
    • cheeyadog | 3 years ago
      trying???? i'd say mission complete
    • rayray24 | 3 years ago
      it's just a reverse Michael Jackson! +2
  • LadderMan | 3 years ago
    I'd hit it
    • Robbie_2k7 | 3 years ago
      If you tried she'd hit you, then you'd probably die. +2
  • Darkk | 3 years ago
    Anyone seen where my hornyness went? I just lost it. +3
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 3 years ago
    What the hell is with that wallpaper? +1
    • Gaskommando | 3 years ago
      of all the things wrong in this pic you choose wall paper 1 +1
  • JCR | 3 years ago
    I did'nt know Michle jakson had a sister, +1
  • max3301 | 3 years ago
    she coulnt tell the tanning bed from the microwave. I could have told her the tanning bed is the small one. Right?
  • SmackMe | 3 years ago
    In seven days we are going to die.
  • Furby | 3 years ago
    IS THAT NORMAL?
  • wdmold | 3 years ago
    thats fuckin scary
  • scorpio_butterfly | 3 years ago
    Oh my god, it's got a mangina... +2
  • GodsHand | 3 years ago
    holy fucking shit now that looks like somone cut down an entire forest of fugly trees and smacked her atleast ten times with each tree god damn and shes got a big ass smile on her face thinking she something..............gag damn i almost lost my lunch there for a sec. +1
  • Uncle Samuel | 3 years ago
    Barry Bond's sister ? +1
  • DannyLee | 3 years ago
    is that tube where her clit used to be where she pumps the steroids now ???? +1
  • harpo | 3 years ago
    I really shouldn't look at this shit before I go to bed. Now I'll have nightmares.
  • berniebulk | 3 years ago
    oh my god...i am dumbstruck...but ishe smiling for the photographer??or for the camera??? +1
  • berniebulk | 3 years ago
    looks like she has bathed in sump oil
  • berniebulk | 3 years ago
    but the green eyeliner is pure class
  • berniebulk | 3 years ago
    ive just looked again...retch...its a bloke...with girly bangs
  • berniebulk | 3 years ago
    the loins are as black as vegemite,and the moosh???well the moosh is dirty nutella +2
    • Danbo | 3 years ago
      Another Aussie I take it? LOL +1
  • berniebulk | 3 years ago
    i still cant fucking believe this
  • berniebulk | 3 years ago
    mate....give me a freckle faced surnburnt country girl...the looks are natural..and free +1
    • Shammie | 3 years ago
      For someone who was "dumbstruck", you found quite a bit to say in the end mate! Did the amber nectar from the stubby's wet your whistle?!! +2
    • Chilli | 3 years ago
      Jesus, pick a post and stick with it... or at least put it all in one. +2
      • berniebulk | 3 years ago
        sorry ,i was in a temporary state of disbelief +1
        • Chilli | 3 years ago
          Lol, it's not temporary. It's H666.
  • Lord Love Rocket69 | 3 years ago
    its an orc
  • kmb666 | 3 years ago
    She's taking the term "Once you go black" a step further>> -1
  • MadameZiggy | 3 years ago
    This is a perfect example of (probably) a perfectly good human body ruined by a messed up head,fake tan,surgery & steroids.Such a pity.
  • tatmom36 | 3 years ago
    grandma?
  • superman2050 | 3 years ago
    dont be confused let me explain, its the new he/she minstel porn show +1
  • Goldigga | 3 years ago
    Looks like she had too much weed and fell asleep under the sunbed!!!!
  • EazyD | 3 years ago
    Imagine her/it in 20 years time
  • Raagsion | 3 years ago
    its clearly a white guy with aids
  • haystack | 3 years ago
    This looks like a Sci-Fi channel commercial
  • rswjr66 | 3 years ago
    It's going to take forever to get that image out of my head
  • zerocommazero | 3 years ago
    "Am I a pretty girl?"
    • yanidez | 3 years ago
      And the man replied " Fuck NO!! Lets just finish the photo shoot, so i can go home and bathe in holy water!!"
  • Arby3 | 3 years ago
    take my pick? do i really have to? i just hope like hell if i ever run into her, she won't follow me home.
  • HalifaxTrashman | 3 years ago
    Prolly the 1 thing on here I WOULD NOT EVER FUCK!! YOU COULD PAY ME AND I STILL WOULDENT SODOMIZE/SNATCHFUCK it!!
  • phernic | 3 years ago
    she must work out
  • Eddiemunster | 3 years ago
    oh , so pretty!!!!!!!!!!
  • SmoothGuy | 3 years ago
    OMG! Nightmares for weeks! -1
  • Ra Scorpio | 3 years ago
    I want my mommy!!! *starts crying*
  • Yavay | 3 years ago
    Looks like Dolph Lundgren
  • Jagged Marrow | 3 years ago
    Not even NASA could determine that... +1
  • tuckeredout | 3 years ago
    MY EYES...OH GOD...MY EYES!!
  • rogelioscar | 3 years ago
    its human?
  • tuckeredout | 3 years ago
    If this was "Eve"....We'd have never made it. +1
  • brokenhands | 3 years ago
    it took about two seconds and i busted out laughing.
  • isveryniceyes | 3 years ago
    I'm scared now, if anyone needs me, i'll be crying in the corner....
  • 1world1man | 3 years ago
    The world's first blite (black and white) shim (she and him)! +1
  • that_mtrfucr_uhte | 3 years ago
    dude! WhAt ThE FuCk IS THAT!
  • Maligna | 3 years ago
    disgusting!!!
  • biomonkey | 3 years ago
    hey thats my mom you guys are ripping on................................................I also ran away at the age of six. Mabey this explains my deep homosexual feelings for michell jackson
  • muggs160 | 3 years ago
    very confused
  • HungLo | 3 years ago
    I thank goodness that's nothing but photoshop....That would be some scary shit if that was real. -1
  • help | 3 years ago
    Exclusive photos of the new alien vs predator movie?
  • immoraloral | 3 years ago
    Black body builders body, old white womans head...can you say photoshop?!
    • pokerplay | 3 years ago
      Can you say, WTF??? Photoshop or not, thats still a fucking scary face!!!
  • ELDrUnKo | 3 years ago
    SHE a new BREED or maybe just an ALIEN
  • Danbo | 3 years ago
    EAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGG, It's Frankenchick. +1
  • EastBeast | 3 years ago
    RUN AND HIDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • LondonDime | 3 years ago
    Is she black or is dat a tan?
  • withwood | 3 years ago
    who the fuck would hang towels over the toilet like that - must be crazy!
  • BennytheStar | 3 years ago
    i can't choose
  • WongTzeYeung | 3 years ago
    I wouldn't but I bet someone out there would still fuck this thing when really horny.
  • badone77339 | 3 years ago
    OK - no, wait a minute, aw fuck it. I just don't know.......
  • proflight | 3 years ago
    well is osama wants to be the next US president he will have to have a better hair doo
  • bnsuave | 3 years ago
    this is how i imagine the real chupacabras
  • BigFoot | 3 years ago
    No we know the truth, aliens do exist......
  • coltezeu | 3 years ago
    fuck man it looks like roadkill
  • salar | 3 years ago
    make sure no kids around
  • Robert235 | 3 years ago
    omg she can't be a girl she... would turn me into a bitch lol +1
  • Nightfox | 3 years ago
    is that a gorilla???
  • @ndy! | 3 years ago
    HOLY MOTHERFUCKER!...thats fucking wrong!!
  • JazzMaverick | 3 years ago
    well... i DID have a boner ¬____¬ *pffft*
  • Shizer Mc Nasty | 3 years ago
    no im confused...........thanks alot.
  • Shizer Mc Nasty | 3 years ago
    now even lol
  • DarkWing | 3 years ago
    Ladies and gentlemen, I will now introduce the 2008 spokesma...spokeswo...spokesperson for skin cancer!
  • warren | 3 years ago
    well... I'm a little scared
  • friedl | 3 years ago
    could be also a dog
  • IAmJacksColon | 3 years ago
    omg, I would so hit that... with an oar.
  • Dan Dare | 3 years ago
    I'd hit it... with a seige cannon.
  • gobbyshite | 3 years ago
    Whatever it is, I'll bet it is claiming benefits for every minority group going!
  • uneasy | 3 years ago
    Xavier: Renegade Angel -1
  • hard_core_princess | 3 years ago
    WTF is it? I'm going with female...just & white with a really big bottle of fake tan..... +1
  • devinm | 3 years ago
    yes. it is a female and she is white and she did use way to much tanning oil. this is a real pic not photoshopped. im not sure of her name but she is a pro bodybuilder. she only look like a man cause she takes insane amounts of testosterone, estrogen blocker, and steroids.
  • RMJ19 | 3 years ago
    wtf is that!wow why put that up its fucking disgusting
  • thelooker | 3 years ago
    not even on my drunk nite do i hit this
  • Snatch Adams | 3 years ago
    Nice Smile. Im scared because her clit is bigger than my penis and I dont have a small penis. I bet Arnold would tap that though. +1
  • LightOneUp | 3 years ago
    michael jackson's that way ---->
  • shortbus4570 | 3 years ago
    Looks like Lucille Ball as a roid freak. +1
  • Daredevil1930 | 3 years ago
    It's a chupacabra +1
  • Drummer236 | 3 years ago
    reverse micheal jackson
  • jattageorge | 3 years ago
    It looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with a wet chain!
  • MajorHavoc | 3 years ago
    "-Take me to your leader!" +1
  • Maxman | 3 years ago
    It's clearly a... you can see the ....so it's gotta be a.....
  • crazycalla | 3 years ago
    I'm more disturbed at the fact that someone willingly stood there, watched and took it's picture!
    • Daredevil1930 | 3 years ago
      Who said they did it willingly? With as built as "it" is I wouldn't argue with the damn thing either. +1
  • Overcash | 3 years ago
    reminds me of that chewbaca thing in spaceballs... shaved....
  • gyromuff | 3 years ago
    Her twat looks like an ant-eaters snout +1
  • craftyBeth47 | 3 years ago
    lmao what is that lol what is with the brown dark tan that dont look nice and she looks like a man with a ladys head
  • craftyBeth47 | 3 years ago
    lamo ugly
  • hotwheel | 3 years ago
    To long on the tanning table.
  • zaeone | 3 years ago
    cindy lauper on steroids
  • imacrazycuz | 3 years ago
    roflmao to much i couldnt stop laughign at this while reading every1s comments XDDD,anyway that bich is nasty ass hell wtf
  • FunkyFresh | 3 years ago
    SCARY HUMAN!!!
  • littlelady85 | 3 years ago
    that is very disturbing :(
  • guidonova | 3 years ago
    bleah!!! she is not a woman :-|
  • hurl | 3 years ago
    She/he will haunt my dreams.
  • sikpup | 3 years ago
    At least my dick looks big compared to "IT"
  • fatChickopinion | 3 years ago
    ohh my what is it
  • brownuts | 3 years ago
    When did Barry Bonds get a boob job?
  • EasternBeauty | 3 years ago
    ohhhh too much tanning
  • Finrond | 3 years ago
    If that 'thing' ever gets free....better call the National Guard
  • SonoftheGodofDeath | 3 years ago
    Say hello to Michael Jackson's wife..... or hubby.....or is it MJ himself?
  • benno | 3 years ago
    show us your face
  • immolation | 3 years ago
    One of H666's greatest mysteries - I guess we'll never know...
  • DuctTape | 3 years ago
    Is that a wedding ring on the left hand? Who the fuck would marry that?
  • Mice | 2 years ago
    Whatever that is, it's not sexy.
  • cannibalmonkey | 2 years ago
    i know nothing anymore.........
  • cowbear | 2 years ago
    sorely confused
  • Gouki | 2 years ago
    Lookin' like a grape flavored fruit rollup on steriods
  • Okami419 | 2 years ago
    Oo ... I'm assuming that is a woman on steroids, but don't quote me on that.
  • waynered | 2 years ago
    no f way that a thing
  • playerx28 | 2 years ago
    heeell yeaa nice body hey wait a minute its a girl(kinda).. wana fuck ? XD heell noo!!
  • beterupup | 2 years ago
    It's an Alien...from?
  • GREENDRAGONRANGER | 2 years ago
    WTF!!!!!
  • fistycuffs | 1 year ago
    grandma's been eating her spinach
  • gettem007 | 1 year ago
    One day she will have skin cancer... Unless she already does???
  • GoodFuck09 | 1 year ago
    Now that's just fuckin hideous
  • thelessermind | 1 year ago
    all of the above!!!
  • frogman363 | 1 year ago
    I know a chick who looks just like that
  • lurchthing | 1 year ago
    my eyes my eyes are burning
  • Sycoslicer | 1 year ago
    Eh... What?
  • CaZZiuS | 12 months ago
    channels boondock saints " you look fucking scary man"
  • bago | 11 months ago
    ITS THE MOST UGLY LIVING THING
  • Tommygunn | 11 months ago
    Shoot first ask questions Later
  • withwood | 11 months ago
    no need for any confusion - simply STAY AWAY
  • Ivadirtyvitch | 10 months ago
    That's so going to stain the sheets!!
  • Butterfly36 | 9 months ago
    shes D: all of the above lmao
  • WORLDSREBEL | 8 months ago
    she burns my eyes and super shrinks my penis
  • stdx88 | 8 months ago
    merman
  • blacbarbi243 | 7 months ago
    poor thing actually thinks she cute... this is a shame. That (wo)man is about as black as me...
  • lilrapunzel | 7 months ago
    eww it looks like a mutant
  • SpadeSupreme | 5 months ago
    I say we end this confusion and kill it.
  • jaxan04 | 2 months ago
    over did it with the liquid tan!
  • suxipoz | 2 months ago
    she looks like a BP oil spill pelican with that cheap ass fake tan
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