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Added: Jan 23, 2008
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  • Ddakota191 | 2 years ago
    They listen to "i hate my father" music.... reply
    • Midknight | 2 years ago
      They listen to "I hate everything music". Comfort cutting fags. Why the fuck are goths so gay? +4 reply
      • SuPaFly43218 | 2 years ago
        Ha, I made these same comments on another goth gallery and I got SLAMMED! They negged the shit outta me for saying things like, "get a job and grow up." +1 reply
    • KimmyMonster | 2 years ago
      No, they listen to "The Cure" 85' thru 94'. Music to slit your wrists to( I Love The Cure but, not Emos). The fist kid scares me. If she were my child I would have security locks installed on my bedroom door and windows. Oh these, Daddy sleep walks Honey, I don't want him to wander into on coming traffic. Now, give Mommy a kiss. (*shudders*) +1 reply
      • withwood | 2 years ago
        i like the cure - have since the 80's, banshees too, and Damned. But ain't no way I'd look like that! +1 reply
      • frekt | 6 months ago
        It scares me to think to have a child like that one day... but by now i still have to have sex with a goth girl... i had a punk and a rasta... but i wonder how it can be to make sex with a Marilyn-Manson-shaped-lady... reply
  • redd | 2 years ago
    That looks real nice now comb your hair,wash your face, change your clothes and go get a fucking job! +1 reply
    • irishjohn80 | 2 years ago
      it's hard for them to get jobs when the sign says all the long haired freaky people need not apply +2 reply
  • twatsickle | 2 years ago
    also, me and my buddy Speed were out partying one night and speed picked up this hot Goth chick and was fking her in the corner and I said dude, I see something hanging down, the chcick was a dude, the point is its hard to tell a dude or a chick with fking Goths, so buyer beware reply
    • j18speed | 2 years ago
      I wondered why she suggested I go straight to the ass. I thought I was just really lucky. +6 reply
  • mcfilth | 2 years ago
    OOOgggaaa daboogggaada. I bet the dude in pic 2 has a foot long Turkey-Bacon Ranch sub from Quizno's his mom got him for lunch that day, cuz Pugsley there won't dare eat Subway +3 reply
    • 420 Blues | 2 years ago
      Just like Curious George on his shirt, his ass will be going to jail soon to be someone's bitch +1 reply
  • doggrande | 2 years ago
    so just because your already dead does that mean im not going to kike your ass and tell you to get a fucking job and respect your mother ! reply
  • GanjaHero | 2 years ago
    that one kid wearing the red jacket in pic 2, i kinda want to hit him witha shovel because of his hair reply
  • DarkWing | 2 years ago
    How did the stereotype "Goth" come about? Real gothic outfits were adorned with floral patterns and pastel colors. reply
    • Dead_Squirrel | 2 years ago
      Goth is short for gothic rock, the music that started it all. As to the clothing styles, it goes all the way round from bdsm to medieval via punk, etc... reply
  • DevilDoll138 | 2 years ago
    Now myself, I will openly admit I'm a bit freaky and on the "goth" (which is actually a clothing stlye from the 1800's...but anyways...) side if you will. However, I do not constantly wear black, and pierce my face to hell, and I also don't paint my face so I look like a freak from the haunted playground. These people are plainly f-ed up. +1 reply
  • DevilDoll138 | 2 years ago
    And to "OUCH!" Goth's are not all suicidal. Are people not allowed to dress as they want? The pink wearing, blonde, beautiful girl next door could kill herself, just as easily as a "goth". +1 reply
    • HolliWould | 2 years ago
      Only if her salon ran out of bleach , abercrombie closed... or something awful happened to her chihuahua =D LOL reply
  • Sluty | 2 years ago
    each to their own...if you wanna dress like that then whatever but if i was a dude...then sex with girl in pic 1 would have to always be doggy.....can you imagine banging away then looking up at that......not even all the viagra in the world would keep me up... i think even my strap on would flop +2 reply
  • proflight | 2 years ago
    I must say that I do not really know much about goths, are they people from Gothland, or from gotham city, or from gothenburg, what are they, are they made of plasticine, do they shout rude words at priests like, go fuck a jelly bean ya muvver fucking retard. reply
    • LordWorm | 2 years ago
      no not really, they just stare at you then run away when you politely stroll over and ask them what the fuck they're staring at. Original Goths were German I think, so maybe the goths of today are a bunch of people who hate Italians, especially the Romans without knowing quite why. reply
  • DevilDoll138 | 2 years ago
    Wow. Before I get myself in trouble here, I'm not saying a thing more, except that you are unbelievably ignorant and intolerant towards other people simply being as they want to be. And ps-I probably know more about christianity than some of you, so that is an absurd comment to make about yelling at priests to "go fuck a jelly bean ya mother fucking retard" +3 reply
  • RULER | 2 years ago
    WoW! dats wild... looks pretty cool, i wonder how long it takes them 2 get ready? reply
  • rollingsucka | 2 years ago
    Somebody that knows about CHRISTIANITY knows that GOD doesn't want you to say the word FUCK! Oh and I bet it really hurts when someone shits a bat! +1 reply
  • TomBombadil | 2 years ago
    Everytime I see someone at a show like that I make sure to shoulder check them as hard as possible. Even if theyre nowhere near the pit. (Im that guy who just wears sneakers and green gym shorts to any concert/show I go to.) reply
  • Besonder | 2 years ago
    im really getting tired of these poinltess galleries... i dont care about goths, i dont care about half these stupid galleries of random piictures.. if i want to see goths, ill go to the mall. reply
  • cobaltmonkey | 2 years ago
    1 = emo with delusions of gothdom. 2. looks like the fucktards are having an identity crises between ren fag/punk rock/Type O negative roadie. 3... wtf IS that thing? reply
  • Ahtu | 2 years ago
    1 = would fuck long and hard. 2 = I think I know those guys (not really but they look enough like a lot of my friends). 3 = really needs to stop going to hot topic. did i mention i would fuck the shit out of the first girl? why does everyone have to hate on people for their musical taste anyway? reply
    • w8y | 2 years ago
      nobody hates them for their music taste. its more the fact that they're miserable as fuck and look like a bunch of idiots. reply
      • Ahtu | 2 years ago
        well the whole 'goth' thing is based on a music genre, and most people i know who listen to that genre of music are decidedly NOT miserable. As far as looking like idiots, well thats relative to your point of view. I think people who dress like a cowboy look fuckin stupid. and lets not talk about that shit most rappers wear! your 'facts' fail. +1 reply
        • bebe24 | 2 years ago
          Rappers look like dumbasses reply
          • HolliWould | 2 years ago
            I find that almost anybody who dresses a way that is inspired by the music they listen to turn out looking pretty stupid! reply
  • phernic | 2 years ago
    i love goth chicks! the only bad thing is, i cant tell who are the chicks and who are the dudes bcs they all look the same. reply
  • stylez40 | 2 years ago
    There is an imposter in the group...in the second picture, the thing with red hair is smiling...There is no smiling in the goth lifestyle. reply
  • FaHQ2 | 2 years ago
    Yes, the first chick could definately get it. I would fuck that contact out of her eye with my first thrust. The silly makeup would look better smeared accross her face all wet with sweat and tears. The other 2 pics ore of people that I can not help out. Sorry reply
  • TomBombadil | 2 years ago
    Anyone who says they arent dressing the way they dress or acting the way they act because they want attention is a liar. It is perfectly natural and fine to want attention, human beings need attention from other humans to survive. It doesnt take guts of originality to do anything like this, it takes little value of self and want of attention. Personally I get up every m orning, I shower, I shave I brush my hair so it lays nicely , put on slacks a shirt and a tie, maybe some colonge basically all in an effort to get attention, whether it be professional or sexual attention. When im not wearing my shirt and tie and working in a lab making chemicals we all use everyday I might be at a death metal or grind core or rap concert. I go to that in shorts and sneakers no matter what the weather is because I like when girls grab my muscle or says 'nice tattoo' these people do it for the same reason. Some peacocks just use brighter feathers. (or 'darker') reply
  • TomBombadil | 2 years ago
    Anyone who says they arent dressing the way they dress or acting the way they act because they want attention is a liar. It is perfectly natural and fine to want attention, human beings need attention from other humans to survive. It doesnt take guts of originality to do anything like this, it takes little value of self and want of attention. Personally I get up every m orning, I shower, I shave I brush my hair so it lays nicely , put on slacks a shirt and a tie, maybe some colonge basically all in an effort to get attention, whether it be professional or sexual attention. When im not wearing my shirt and tie and working in a lab making chemicals we all use everyday I might be at a death metal or grind core or rap concert. I go to that in shorts and sneakers no matter what the weather is because I like when girls grab my muscle or says 'nice tattoo' these people do it for the same reason. Some peacocks just use brighter feathers. (or 'darker') reply
  • TomBombadil | 2 years ago
    Anyone who says they arent dressing the way they dress or acting the way they act because they want attention is a liar. It is perfectly natural and fine to want attention, human beings need attention from other humans to survive. It doesnt take guts of originality to do anything like this, it takes little value of self and want of attention. Personally I get up every m orning, I shower, I shave I brush my hair so it lays nicely , put on slacks a shirt and a tie, maybe some colonge basically all in an effort to get attention, whether it be professional or sexual attention. When im not wearing my shirt and tie and working in a lab making chemicals we all use everyday I might be at a death metal or grind core or rap concert. I go to that in shorts and sneakers no matter what the weather is because I like when girls grab my muscle or says 'nice tattoo' these people do it for the same reason. Some peacocks just use brighter feathers. (or 'darker') reply
    • BakaBlack | 2 years ago
      i absolutely agree that people dress for attention, and with the rest of what you said actually, however, i do think you're missing the mark just a tiny bit so i thought i'd add my two cents. once again i agree with you in, yes, it doesn't necessarily take guts or originality to dress like these people and i wouldn't argue that many people probably do dress in extravagent ways just because they want to be noticed, but i think you're being too cynical about it. i honestly believe there are some people who just dress that way because they genuinely like how it looks, like how little kids will play dress-up alone in their rooms, not because anybody's watching, but for the enjoyment of it. also i'm not saying that even those people probably don't consider the fact that attention will be brought to them though they must not mind the attention all that much since they go on wearing the clothes anyways, but i'm just saying that level attention doesn't have to be the deciding factor on what you wear. reply
  • TomBombadil | 2 years ago
    I also drive three hours once a month to LARP. I put on leather armor, skin tight black breeches and a bright red sash around my waste and I become a different person and have a lot of fun doing it. That is a creative and self appreciating form of attention getting. It takes balls to dress up, act your character and pretend to be scared of a guy with big foam padded pvc pipes wearing a wolf suit. So that was my little social soap box commentary. Anyone who says "well thats your opinion" or "Not everyone thinks the way you do" your wrong, thats not my opinion, its how it works, its scientific fact. Its all just about the birds and the bees at the end of the day. Thats why H666 is so real. reply
  • Yavay | 2 years ago
    They should do themselves a favor and put there heads under a tire when its about to move reply
  • Yavay | 2 years ago
    They should do themselves a favor and put there heads under a car tire when its about to move reply
  • TomBombadil | 2 years ago
    wow sorry for the triple post action up there, no idea what thats about. My rant was sufficient without cubing it. reply
  • Aquamarine | 2 years ago
    I want a dick, I am so fat, nobody wants to fuck me...how to get attention???...oh, yeah...gothic is the answer :)) reply
  • Ahtu | 2 years ago
    pick 2 is the goth equivalent of a bunch of trekies. I would bet (though probably not pay up) a large sum of money that none of them dress like that outside of a goth festival of some sort. at least i typically don't, unless I'm going to a club, on a special night, but thats still the same thing more or less. you dress up like that because it's fun. now pic 3. well yeah (s)he(?) needs help. and as i said above, needs to be cut off from his(her?) local hot topic. (I hate that store more every time i buy something there) =D reply
  • DevilDoll138 | 2 years ago
    I'm not fat, and I have no problems getting laid. I think the answer to your "how to get attention" question is dress like a slut and get drunk off a cooler. -1 reply
    • Caballero | 2 years ago
      With all due respect, I wouldn't be talking much - because you look just like one of these pseudo goths here :P reply
  • 94maxwell | 2 years ago
    looking in the background of the first picture, its easy to see she's goth the time. oww bad high school joke. Goths are funny, you just wanna run up to them pinch their cheeks and say "cheer up goth" reply
  • scarlyjones | 2 years ago
    These people pretend they believe in certain things, like vampires and witchcraft, Werewolves and dark religion. When in reality, they do this soley because they actually think they look cool in their "retard" costumes. These are the same high school band losers who shed their fangs and cloaks a few nights in the summer and put on just as retarded medieval, period gowns and armor and have "shitty british accent" competitions better known as Renaissance Festivals. These freakin basketcases are so afraid to be themselves, that they actually walk around in full movie-like costumes in their everyday lives. "Honey?....Wheres my bloody menorah and black cape?....Im going to Kroger..." +1 reply
  • DoctorKink | 2 years ago
    Did anyone else read the story about the goth couple in England who werent allowed to get on a bus because the female was wearing a choke chain with a leash on it and the driver said "no dogs allowed on the bus." Hilarious! reply
  • DevilDoll138 | 2 years ago
    Fuck you. Vampires arent real, thats known. Stop being such a fucking smart ass. reply
    • scarlyjones | 2 years ago
      Are you sure? Are you sure "Thats known"?? Then why do you dress like them? Why do you dress like something that doesnt exist? Then why dont you go ahead and dress like smurfs? They dont exist either. Or Ewoks. .....Or How about muppet babies? reply
  • sideshow | 2 years ago
    Goth women are fine as hell (well some are the rest are just fat tryin to look like the petty ones) and the gothic boys... well, whant to look like the women to dumbfucks cut deeper next time reply
  • cmurdur | 2 years ago
    Vampires aren't real??????????????? OH GOD, WHAT DO I LIVE FOR NOW? reply
    • HolliWould | 2 years ago
      Yah dude that sux... ive been waiting for brad pitt to come bite me for like 10 yrs now.. dammit.. im gonna go kill myself now +1 reply
  • Ahtu | 2 years ago
    wow reading this is just like listening to my high school students all over again. Dammit I come here to see tits and fucking, not have to read about the same shit I deal with from fucking fifteen year olds! Judging people's worth my their musical taste and fashion sense, what the hell? There is a reason we make you people read 'Lord of the Flies', to bad most of you are to dense to understand it. reply
  • Lixje | 2 years ago
    That first picture makes me horny :< I am gothic myself but DAMN those people on the second picture look fucked up!! reply
  • crazycalla | 2 years ago
    unless they have slutty orgies in which one guy shares his gf then they're not true goths.... +1 reply
  • ras5332 | 2 years ago
    okay I'll take one for the team and fuck them all!!! everyone happy now???? +1 reply
  • honestneko | 2 years ago
    Love how they are all the same. And think that they are so different. First one is even copying Marilyn Manson. How original. reply
  • scarlyjones | 2 years ago
    Yeah!......"Lets see....what...to...wear?...I'd better hurry up,...The Crow is coming on TBS in 5 mintutes.....hmmm...I want to be different.......soooo.....I think I'll go with 'black'......and then I'll suck at sports" reply
  • Muff420 | 2 years ago
    chic in pic 1 looks ugly as fuck and looks liek hs is 16. fucking pedos reply
  • cannibalmonkey | 2 years ago
    the girl in the first pic did a decent job on the eye makeup, but the dumb bitch needs foundation. because freckles are failure, im getting mine lasered off! reply
  • girlholefilla | 1 year ago
    maybe they dress how they feelare inside, asopposed to putting on a good little clean cut toy soldier of society grin and nice "in" clothes, and walking around being "decent" then going home and laughing at snuff films ect. like the cowardly two faced snakes a lot of ppl are? reply
  • austin9372 | 1 year ago
    I don't get folks like these. I don't like when people criticize the music, cause the music doesn't make em do it people, there are regular people and there are dumbasses like these that try way too hard to stand out. Don't blame the music, blame their parents you idiots. +1 reply
  • hazonku | 1 year ago
    The funny part is all the retarded comments. I bounced at a few goth clubs & have to say the majority of 'em are the nicest most down to Earth people I've met.Got into the seen myself Funny how so many uneducated twits judge them & confuse them with the self loathing emo kids who just need a big box of razor blades to make their day. Goth folk just wanna be unique, & do their own thing. Most of them wear black simply because they are in mourning over the rest of you ignorant fucks & your short sighted opinions. Spend some time at a few goth clubs. It's not all getting trashed & leg humping usually it's just people dancing like idiots to shitty music & the rest are there to chill out & talk to people with similar tastes in music, etc. Goths don't hate themselves they hate all you fucks. I educated a few twits to that with a broken beer bottle on Hollywood Blvd. one night. Was fun ^_^ reply
  • MennoTheKlown | 7 months ago
    well i dont like the lifestyle but the facepaint on that first one is turning me on... reply
  • caskette | 6 months ago
    i love halloween too. +1 reply
    • caskette | 6 months ago
      the music is good, its just unfortunate that a large percentage of this particular subculture is unattractive. in or out of goth dress. yeeps. reply
  • obliterator | 6 months ago
    Goth chicks are hot, not the examples showed above. These are fucking hilarious. +1 reply
  • Jfritz | 4 months ago
    I'm not Goth myself... but "Goth" realyl lost it's touch...used to be more about actually being Gothic, when did being gothic and being sad depressed or a satan worshiper get mixed? Gothic was a interesting victorian style and architectualy style, got turned into, WAAAH WAAAH< LIFE SUCKS< YOU CAN"T BE HAPPY ass fuck me and slit my wrists... like huh? +1 reply

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