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I want to ride my bicycle....not!

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From: smurfspunk
Joined: 2 years ago
Uploads: 156 		Added: Jul 09, 2008
Category: Funny
Tags: bike   motorbike   ride   owned   crash   idiots   stunt   wannabe   pain   lol  

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  • smurfspunk | 2 years ago
    Boys 'n' their toys! God I love the sound of broken bones of dump fucking evolution downslowing morons.... ...btw, how is joythief????? +7 reply
    • 13thstepper | 2 years ago
      modern medicine keeps evolution from filtering this stuff out naturally :( +10 reply
      • id | 2 years ago
        along that line of thinking, we can only hope the guy in the third video was not wearing a cup. +1 reply
    • Naeuio | 2 years ago
      Notice how in the last scene the rider just falls on the fround on purpose... [ he knows he can't fly of the cliff ] P.S: Superman doesnt exist. reply
  • sawan | 2 years ago
    There's only 1 looser crashing on a bike and its not the fkn road! +1 reply
  • vaimad | 2 years ago
    Good judgement should rule over looking like a dick.....but a cool dick reply
  • Hyde in plain sight | 2 years ago
    Just once I'd like to have the sound inside the helmet. Come on...the shit they are yelling as they crash has to be hysterical! reply
    • 13thstepper | 2 years ago
      like "but I'm only halfway through the collected works of Leo Tolstoy" or, "I never wrote down my solution to the Riemann Hypothesis!!" maybe they get reflective.." eheu fugaces . labuntur anni, mutha fuckas!" reply
      • irishjohn80 | 2 years ago
        evil knievel has a lot to answer, it's a pity he's dead. +1 reply
        • warmonger | 2 years ago
          Robbie Knievel was doing well for awhile I think I'll google that and see what he's been up too BTW I remember having a Evil Knieve race set with plastic ramp like the hot wheels it used to leave welts when mom would beat me with them reply
          • irishjohn80 | 2 years ago
            i had the wind up stunt action ramp, i used to wind and wind it up waiting for this spectacular stunt it never happened. until i sprayed it with lighter fluid and lit it btw curtains burn pretty fast. +1 reply
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 2 years ago
    If I had the extra money sitting around to buy a cool bike like that, I'd just ride it. That would give me much pleasure. I don't feel like I have anything to prove to anyone.. I guess if someone feels they have to do things like this, they should get good before allowing someone to film it.. lol +1 reply
  • Cobra Dick | 2 years ago
    You're always better off respecting your bike, and your ass! Road rash and broken bones take too damn long to heal. reply
  • byob | 2 years ago
    i like the stunts but there has got to be someplace better to do this than the open road. reply
  • azzhole | 2 years ago
    I hate the taste of tachometer. And the caress of asphaut against my skin. reply
  • PhilErup | 2 years ago
    i like the trick where the guy is doing the wheelie and just lets his bike go. i used to do that on my bicycle when i was it a kid, i am glad to see its not out of style. reply
  • Unidentified | 2 years ago
    Quite a few of them actually Walked it off... as for the others...fucking PUSSIES!!! reply
    • deedee36 | 2 years ago
      I know!! Those had to be the best "walk it off" examples!!! Hell if he can do it.......... reply
  • MonteFucko | 2 years ago
    This would have been much better with a head on collision with at semi and subsequent flames. reply
  • bentOver | 2 years ago
    the one around 0:30 got it in the balls but he had the balls to go try again.one day his family is gonna wish he had the brains too. reply
  • SILVABACK | 2 years ago
    I kissed asphalt and I likeded it......it felt so hot, it felt so rough reply
  • halicon | 2 years ago
    why cant people on bikes just ride them correct ? everyone's gotta be a hot shot reply
  • GHOSTDIVE113 | 2 years ago
    They watch a movie and they think they can do better or be a wanna be! poor loosers reply
  • Marcus | 2 years ago
    typical of the mentality of most people that ride those rice burners anyway, not all but most anyway reply
  • sdtuu | 2 years ago
    Well if guys wanna feel ride on somthing big and hard between their legs this is what happens! Stop being gays and get a car +1 reply
  • badcat | 2 years ago
    I am deriving great pleasures from others misfortunes. I am human. reply
  • marshallbanana | 2 years ago
    I love when those fools eat shit..... If I saw one of those dicks eating shit i would ask him if he was o.k., if he was I would hit him in the head with a bat to make sure he wasnt.... reply
  • MrSunshine | 2 years ago
    That last one looked like it was the only one he wasn't walking away from. More like limping or on a streacher. reply
  • Queef | 2 years ago
    I'm always amazed how "stunnas" do the stupidest shit with no gear on reply

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