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I want to ride my bicycle....not!

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From: smurfspunk
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Added: Jul 09, 2008
Category: Funny
Tags: bike   motorbike   ride   owned   crash   idiots   stunt   wannabe   pain   lol  
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  • smurfspunk posted 2 months ago
    Boys 'n' their toys! God I love the sound of broken bones of dump fucking evolution downslowing morons.... ...btw, how is joythief????? +7 reply
    • 13thstepper posted 2 months ago
      modern medicine keeps evolution from filtering this stuff out naturally :( +10 reply
      • id posted 2 months ago
        along that line of thinking, we can only hope the guy in the third video was not wearing a cup. +1 reply
    • Tommygunn posted 2 months ago
      Adreneline mixed with Testosterone add a Dash of Stupidity..........................LOVE IT reply
    • Naeuio posted 2 months ago
      Notice how in the last scene the rider just falls on the fround on purpose... [ he knows he can't fly of the cliff ] P.S: Superman doesnt exist. reply
  • 13thstepper posted 2 months ago
    do the darwin awards have a motorcycle category? +1 reply
    • madmat posted 2 months ago
      No, motorcycles have a darwin awards category, you've just witnessed it. reply
  • sawan posted 2 months ago
    There's only 1 looser crashing on a bike and its not the fkn road! +1 reply
    • gspotjax posted 2 months ago
      i thought it look liked you...you crazy bloody man........ reply
  • vaimad posted 2 months ago
    Good judgement should rule over looking like a dick.....but a cool dick reply
  • Hyde in plain sight posted 2 months ago
    Just once I'd like to have the sound inside the helmet. Come on...the shit they are yelling as they crash has to be hysterical! reply
    • 13thstepper posted 2 months ago
      like "but I'm only halfway through the collected works of Leo Tolstoy" or, "I never wrote down my solution to the Riemann Hypothesis!!" maybe they get reflective.." eheu fugaces . labuntur anni, mutha fuckas!" reply
      • irishjohn80 posted 2 months ago
        evil knievel has a lot to answer, it's a pity he's dead. +1 reply
        • warmonger posted 2 months ago
          Robbie Knievel was doing well for awhile I think I'll google that and see what he's been up too BTW I remember having a Evil Knieve race set with plastic ramp like the hot wheels it used to leave welts when mom would beat me with them reply
          • irishjohn80 posted 2 months ago
            i had the wind up stunt action ramp, i used to wind and wind it up waiting for this spectacular stunt it never happened. until i sprayed it with lighter fluid and lit it btw curtains burn pretty fast. +1 reply
      • DamnTheLuck posted 2 months ago
        All possible. But more common would be "OH SHIIIIIT!!!!!" *LOUD THUD* reply
  • PhotoShopWarrior posted 2 months ago
    If I had the extra money sitting around to buy a cool bike like that, I'd just ride it. That would give me much pleasure. I don't feel like I have anything to prove to anyone.. I guess if someone feels they have to do things like this, they should get good before allowing someone to film it.. lol +1 reply
    • irishjohn80 posted 2 months ago
      so you'd like to have something big and powerfull between your legs warrior who would have guessed : p reply
  • Cobra Dick posted 2 months ago
    You're always better off respecting your bike, and your ass! Road rash and broken bones take too damn long to heal. reply
  • byob posted 2 months ago
    i like the stunts but there has got to be someplace better to do this than the open road. reply
  • azzhole posted 2 months ago
    I hate the taste of tachometer. And the caress of asphaut against my skin. reply
  • Mexicanpornslut posted 2 months ago
    Chicks dig self made cripples! reply
    • irishjohn80 posted 2 months ago
      oh of course they do, feeding them changing their nappies, turning them over cleaning and shaving them sure they really dig them. reply
  • PhilErup posted 2 months ago
    i like the trick where the guy is doing the wheelie and just lets his bike go. i used to do that on my bicycle when i was it a kid, i am glad to see its not out of style. reply
  • Unidentified posted 2 months ago
    Quite a few of them actually Walked it off... as for the others...fucking PUSSIES!!! reply
    • deedee36 posted 2 months ago
      I know!! Those had to be the best "walk it off" examples!!! Hell if he can do it.......... reply
  • MonteFucko posted 2 months ago
    This would have been much better with a head on collision with at semi and subsequent flames. reply
  • bentOver posted 2 months ago
    the one around 0:30 got it in the balls but he had the balls to go try again.one day his family is gonna wish he had the brains too. reply
  • nookielookie posted 2 months ago
    have fun getting th pebbles out your asses! they make protective gear! reply
  • SILVABACK posted 2 months ago
    I kissed asphalt and I likeded it......it felt so hot, it felt so rough reply
  • halicon posted 2 months ago
    why cant people on bikes just ride them correct ? everyone's gotta be a hot shot reply
  • GHOSTDIVE113 posted 2 months ago
    They watch a movie and they think they can do better or be a wanna be! poor loosers reply
  • Marcus posted 2 months ago
    typical of the mentality of most people that ride those rice burners anyway, not all but most anyway reply
  • sdtuu posted 2 months ago
    Well if guys wanna feel ride on somthing big and hard between their legs this is what happens! Stop being gays and get a car +1 reply
  • badcat posted 2 months ago
    I am deriving great pleasures from others misfortunes. I am human. reply
  • marshallbanana posted 2 months ago
    I love when those fools eat shit..... If I saw one of those dicks eating shit i would ask him if he was o.k., if he was I would hit him in the head with a bat to make sure he wasnt.... reply
  • MrSunshine posted 2 months ago
    That last one looked like it was the only one he wasn't walking away from. More like limping or on a streacher. reply
  • Queef posted 2 months ago
    I'm always amazed how "stunnas" do the stupidest shit with no gear on reply
  • Caballero posted 1 month ago
    The same fucking retards who probably jack off to West Coast Choppers reply
  • kuruptsoul posted 1 month ago
    FUCK, my audio was on full blast, the worst sound I've ever heard reply

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