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I want to ride my bicycle....not!
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From: smurfspunk Joined: 7 months ago Uploads: 59 |
Added: Jul 09, 2008 Category: Funny Tags: bike   motorbike   ride   owned   crash   idiots   stunt   wannabe   pain   lol   |
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Boys 'n' their toys! God I love the sound of broken bones of dump fucking evolution downslowing morons.... ...btw, how is joythief????? +7 replysmurfspunk posted 2 months ago
modern medicine keeps evolution from filtering this stuff out naturally :( +10 reply13thstepper posted 2 months ago
along that line of thinking, we can only hope the guy in the third video was not wearing a cup. +1 reply
Guy who hit is balls is definately worth a darwin award! replysomeguycalleddave posted 1 month ago
Adreneline mixed with Testosterone add a Dash of Stupidity..........................LOVE IT reply 
GOT SCARS?..........PS WEAR YOUR DAMN HELMET reply 
Notice how in the last scene the rider just falls on the fround on purpose... [ he knows he can't fly of the cliff ] P.S: Superman doesnt exist. reply
They never show the outcomes :( replyDdakota191 posted 2 months ago
do the darwin awards have a motorcycle category? +1 reply13thstepper posted 2 months ago
No, motorcycles have a darwin awards category, you've just witnessed it. reply

There's only 1 looser crashing on a bike and its not the fkn road! +1 reply 
i thought it look liked you...you crazy bloody man........ reply

Good judgement should rule over looking like a dick.....but a cool dick reply
Just once I'd like to have the sound inside the helmet. Come on...the shit they are yelling as they crash has to be hysterical! replyHyde in plain sight posted 2 months ago
like "but I'm only halfway through the collected works of Leo Tolstoy" or, "I never wrote down my solution to the Riemann Hypothesis!!" maybe they get reflective.." eheu fugaces . labuntur anni, mutha fuckas!" reply13thstepper posted 2 months ago
evil knievel has a lot to answer, it's a pity he's dead. +1 replyirishjohn80 posted 2 months ago
Robbie Knievel was doing well for awhile I think I'll google that and see what he's been up too BTW I remember having a Evil Knieve race set with plastic ramp like the hot wheels it used to leave welts when mom would beat me with them reply
i had the wind up stunt action ramp, i used to wind and wind it up waiting for this spectacular stunt it never happened. until i sprayed it with lighter fluid and lit it btw curtains burn pretty fast. +1 replyirishjohn80 posted 2 months ago
All possible. But more common would be "OH SHIIIIIT!!!!!" *LOUD THUD* replyDamnTheLuck posted 2 months ago
If I had the extra money sitting around to buy a cool bike like that, I'd just ride it. That would give me much pleasure. I don't feel like I have anything to prove to anyone.. I guess if someone feels they have to do things like this, they should get good before allowing someone to film it.. lol +1 replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 2 months ago
so you'd like to have something big and powerfull between your legs warrior who would have guessed : p replyirishjohn80 posted 2 months ago
Ah john, that's below the belt , about 6 inches below it .lol reply
6 1/4 actually sawan ; D +1 replyirishjohn80 posted 2 months ago
I've heard that custom made helmets cost a fortune. replyWonky_Donkey posted 2 months ago
You're always better off respecting your bike, and your ass! Road rash and broken bones take too damn long to heal. replyCobra Dick posted 2 months ago

i like the stunts but there has got to be someplace better to do this than the open road. reply

I hate the taste of tachometer. And the caress of asphaut against my skin. reply
Chicks dig self made cripples! replyMexicanpornslut posted 2 months ago
oh of course they do, feeding them changing their nappies, turning them over cleaning and shaving them sure they really dig them. replyirishjohn80 posted 2 months ago

i like the trick where the guy is doing the wheelie and just lets his bike go. i used to do that on my bicycle when i was it a kid, i am glad to see its not out of style. reply
All these people...Are fucking geniuses. replySuPaFly43218 posted 2 months ago
Quite a few of them actually Walked it off... as for the others...fucking PUSSIES!!! replyUnidentified posted 2 months ago
I know!! Those had to be the best "walk it off" examples!!! Hell if he can do it.......... reply
This would have been much better with a head on collision with at semi and subsequent flames. replyMonteFucko posted 2 months ago

the one around 0:30 got it in the balls but he had the balls to go try again.one day his family is gonna wish he had the brains too. reply

future organ donors. reply
have fun getting th pebbles out your asses! they make protective gear! replynookielookie posted 2 months ago
I keep hearing the song "If I only had a brain" replyseandamonisback posted 2 months ago

I kissed asphalt and I likeded it......it felt so hot, it felt so rough reply

why cant people on bikes just ride them correct ? everyone's gotta be a hot shot reply

I believe the correct sound track to be 'wipeout' reply
born to be dumb replysquizzytaylor posted 2 months ago
They watch a movie and they think they can do better or be a wanna be! poor loosers replyGHOSTDIVE113 posted 2 months ago

typical of the mentality of most people that ride those rice burners anyway, not all but most anyway reply

Well if guys wanna feel ride on somthing big and hard between their legs this is what happens! Stop being gays and get a car +1 reply

I am deriving great pleasures from others misfortunes. I am human. reply
I love when those fools eat shit..... If I saw one of those dicks eating shit i would ask him if he was o.k., if he was I would hit him in the head with a bat to make sure he wasnt.... replymarshallbanana posted 2 months ago
I want to be a drive by commentator............ replycookiemonster345 posted 2 months ago
That last one looked like it was the only one he wasn't walking away from. More like limping or on a streacher. replyMrSunshine posted 2 months ago

I'm always amazed how "stunnas" do the stupidest shit with no gear on reply
talk about getting your kicks on route 66 replydimebag420 posted 2 months ago

The same fucking retards who probably jack off to West Coast Choppers reply
Road Rash Anyone? replyxMalicexKittyx posted 1 month ago

Fucking unless squids reply
FUCK, my audio was on full blast, the worst sound I've ever heard replykuruptsoul posted 1 month ago

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